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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Bisexual Drab Mexican
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Comical cerise box office
  11/29/25
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translucent garrison mad cow disease
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Comical cerise box office
  11/29/25
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Adulterous ocher whorehouse cuckold
  11/29/25
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Comical cerise box office
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Chartreuse multi-colored school
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Bisexual Drab Mexican
  11/29/25
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translucent garrison mad cow disease
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
salmon house idea he suggested
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Bisexual Drab Mexican
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
salmon house idea he suggested
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Impertinent arrogant den
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
boyish legal warrant field
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Twinkling Goyim
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Bisexual Drab Mexican
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
tantric glittery gas station
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
fighting out-of-control area
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
tantric glittery gas station
  11/29/25
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salmon house idea he suggested
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Thriller crackhouse
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Chartreuse multi-colored school
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Spectacular crawly persian boltzmann
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Chartreuse multi-colored school
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
umber crotch puppy
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Bisexual Drab Mexican

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Comical cerise box office

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: translucent garrison mad cow disease



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Comical cerise box office



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Adulterous ocher whorehouse cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Comical cerise box office



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Chartreuse multi-colored school

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Bisexual Drab Mexican

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: translucent garrison mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: salmon house idea he suggested

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Bisexual Drab Mexican

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: salmon house idea he suggested

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Impertinent arrogant den

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: boyish legal warrant field

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Twinkling Goyim

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Bisexual Drab Mexican

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: tantric glittery gas station

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: fighting out-of-control area

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: tantric glittery gas station

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: salmon house idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Thriller crackhouse

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse multi-colored school

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Spectacular crawly persian boltzmann

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse multi-colored school

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: umber crotch puppy

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490766)