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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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frozen heady office liquid oxygen
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
Multi-colored Confused Stage
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
frozen heady office liquid oxygen
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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insecure fantasy-prone range
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
frozen heady office liquid oxygen
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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More please.
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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180
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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jfc
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180 lmfao
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peach vibrant address striped hyena
  04/30/15
this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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histrionic coldplay fan
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Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
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Jones Day is now on the clock
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Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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180
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lmao
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lol
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180 monikers
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lmao
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classic shit right here
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*standing ovation*
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
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Dechert on the clock
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
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180 this seems like a reach this early
frozen heady office liquid oxygen
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really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
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jesus christ
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
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Dull racy indirect expression laser beams
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
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Maniacal Sandwich
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
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lol what a reach!
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unrealistic.
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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frightening
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180s all around
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devestating
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
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This one gets me.
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a remarkable thread
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"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
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180
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this is gaining traction on twitter
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link?
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holy shit 180^180
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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180 thread
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
Garnet Dysfunction Dragon
  05/01/15
Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
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jesus
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oh fuck
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this thread got fucking dark
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  07/24/15
1 fuckin' 80
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jfc
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Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
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omggggggggg
Provocative Generalized Bond
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Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
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180.
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
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this needs to be revisited.
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Smoky market sex offender
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
unholy hall
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
frozen heady office liquid oxygen
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
unholy hall
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
frozen heady office liquid oxygen
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
Pink jap
  07/25/15
Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
unholy hall
  07/25/15
No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
Pink jap
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Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
unholy hall
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
frozen heady office liquid oxygen
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
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Link?
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
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so, how has Cohen been doing?
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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180 bump
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
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weil gotshal on the clock
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And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone g...
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Really good thread
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has anyone been cut yet?
claret fiercely-loyal site
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed navy headpube

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: histrionic coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796061)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Gold field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407816)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: bistre hell foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30378422)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: soggy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294901)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: soggy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36296450)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: cerebral lay fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#37434605)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: insecure fantasy-prone range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#47801857)



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Date: October 11th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: filthy charismatic goal in life puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48188448)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed navy headpube

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: peach vibrant address striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: peach vibrant address striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Maniacal Sandwich

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: insecure fantasy-prone range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed navy headpube

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: peach vibrant address striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Bipolar party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed navy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Curious medicated meetinghouse

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Maniacal Sandwich

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: flesh exhilarant quadroon cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Hilarious red brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Deep apoplectic french chef

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: comical gas station round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Stead Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: startling point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Dun rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Erotic Son Of Senegal Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Silver dog poop useless brakes

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned fragrant area dopamine

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: light marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Gold field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: maize death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Underhanded Library

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Violet Boyish Theater Stage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Maniacal Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Maniacal Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: soggy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: green nibblets personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: ebony faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: hairraiser faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819539)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: crimson turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48185570)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: khaki concupiscible immigrant

180 lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48185574)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: peach vibrant address striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: peach vibrant address striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: histrionic coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Dun rehab sneaky criminal

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Gold field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Olive Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy juggernaut blood rage

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Maniacal Sandwich

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: peach vibrant address striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: histrionic coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Hilarious red brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: flesh exhilarant quadroon cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: comical gas station round eye

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Stead Hunting Ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: obsidian electric hominid

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Erotic Son Of Senegal Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Silver dog poop useless brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Diverse bonkers toilet seat school cafeteria

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: doobsian soul-stirring dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Hairless maroon pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Self-centered Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: disgusting useless becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: soggy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: hairraiser faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Provocative Generalized Bond

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657367)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: Slippery rose hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48185566)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: crimson turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48185573)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: yellow thriller school sweet tailpipe

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy juggernaut blood rage

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Hilarious red brunch

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy juggernaut blood rage

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Nofapping Trip Wagecucks Chad

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Silver dog poop useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: obsidian electric hominid

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: doobsian soul-stirring dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: motley boiling water ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Twisted Mind-boggling Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Dun rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: sapphire mentally impaired internal respiration fanboi

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Tan Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: Tan Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Erotic Son Of Senegal Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: ebony faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: blue glittery milk indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: beady-eyed navy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Deep apoplectic french chef

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Galvanic partner athletic conference

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Dull racy indirect expression laser beams

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Curious medicated meetinghouse

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Dull racy indirect expression laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Supple pearl chapel double fault

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Curious medicated meetinghouse

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Dull racy indirect expression laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: light marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: cerebral lay fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Galvanic partner athletic conference

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: obsidian electric hominid

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Lettuce

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: doobsian soul-stirring dingle berry

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Maniacal Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: cowardly contagious gunner shitlib

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Dull racy indirect expression laser beams

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Curious medicated meetinghouse

lol what a reach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799935)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Wonderful incel parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799990)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Garnet Dysfunction Dragon

unrealistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
Author: geriatric sanctuary macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#39599343)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Dun rehab sneaky criminal

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Curious medicated meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799805)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Dull racy indirect expression laser beams

frightening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799807)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: comical gas station round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799820)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Silver dog poop useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799830)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Erotic Son Of Senegal Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799933)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799936)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: kink-friendly trailer park

180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799960)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Stead Hunting Ground

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799998)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803013)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: Pontificating Crawly Stage

devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803249)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Nofapping Trip Wagecucks Chad

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: light marketing idea

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Gold field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407837)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Pontificating Crawly Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28455711)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: brilliant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684524)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: geriatric sanctuary macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350732)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: hairraiser faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819548)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: Provocative Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657389)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia Plaza Scourge Upon The Earth

a remarkable thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799973)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: clear principal's office national security agency

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained giraffe box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800869)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Curious medicated meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27802989)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803019)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: Twisted Mind-boggling Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803335)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: ebony faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819502)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Pontificating Crawly Stage

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: doobsian soul-stirring dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803320)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: seedy effete hissy fit elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803293)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Painfully honest psychic

this is gaining traction on twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: razzle stain

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684690)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: mahogany friendly grandma house

holy shit 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803313)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Twisted Mind-boggling Dilemma

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803442)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Twisted Mind-boggling Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804660)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804667)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27808397)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned fragrant area dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27990770)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Gold field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407821)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Laughsome heaven police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35252903)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35935706)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Amethyst den haunted graveyard

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803435)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Garnet Dysfunction Dragon

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy juggernaut blood rage

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: mahogany friendly grandma house

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803728)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803738)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Maniacal Sandwich

great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803872)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Pontificating Crawly Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803903)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803905)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803877)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: transparent razzle-dazzle forum

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849095)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia Plaza Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849099)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: Nofapping Trip Wagecucks Chad

this thread got fucking dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407775)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Chestnut prole station

1 fuckin' 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407785)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: brilliant base

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684548)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Sick turquoise public bath half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350767)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: flushed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33740175)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: slimy irate ticket booth circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#34501576)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: geriatric sanctuary macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#39599369)



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Date: July 12th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: aromatic henna institution weed whacker

Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#42772283)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: Provocative Generalized Bond

omggggggggg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657394)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803895)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803910)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy juggernaut blood rage

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803927)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Nofapping Trip Wagecucks Chad

I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Garnet Dysfunction Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27808005)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849042)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: geriatric sanctuary macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350801)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:52 PM
Author: geriatric sanctuary macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#39599372)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned fragrant area dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27990766)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28522768)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed navy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803848)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy juggernaut blood rage

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: Twisted Mind-boggling Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804826)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: lime wild piazza

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27808467)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27853598)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: marvelous naked brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27853635)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned fragrant area dopamine

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27990763)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Stead Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28522797)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Hairless maroon pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29279242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy juggernaut blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#31202519)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Blathering gaping

sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#31202660)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: bistre hell foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#34321504)



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Date: August 27th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Black Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819742)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Tan Set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Silver dog poop useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Titillating church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: seedy effete hissy fit elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Maniacal Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Dead filthpig nursing home

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: unholy hall

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: unholy hall

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Pink jap

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: unholy hall

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Pink jap

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: unholy hall

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: frozen heady office liquid oxygen

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Pink jap

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Nofapping Trip Wagecucks Chad

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: spectacular greedy water buffalo step-uncle's house

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Jade appetizing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: stimulating deranged locale

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: crusty anal national

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: soggy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Smoky market sex offender

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Translucent associate alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: obsidian electric hominid

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Dull racy indirect expression laser beams

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#31202608)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Dull racy indirect expression laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#47801877)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Lascivious Affirmative Action Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28525471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: brilliant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684480)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: Overrated exciting kitchen



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: buff pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29754062)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: talented international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29754138)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Titillating church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29952033)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: arousing trump supporter shrine



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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Hot Newt University



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Gaped grizzly reading party corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30803971)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Masturbator

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: passionate cuckoldry codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33179547)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine spot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33179555)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33186931)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: bistre hell foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#34501498)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: excitant snowy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33179557)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy juggernaut blood rage

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33186947)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Slippery rose hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48185580)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: geriatric sanctuary macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#34321462)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: bistre hell foreskin

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: crystalline garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Bisexual Dashing Pervert Whorehouse

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz magenta wrinkle keepsake machete

And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

I dont think so, Rick. I think theres a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesnt necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of theresplitters, you might call themwho didnt show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firmsis this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I dont need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: disturbing state telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: disturbing state telephone

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz magenta wrinkle keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: claret fiercely-loyal site

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Slate Center

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Slap-happy Fortuitous Meteor Senate

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy juggernaut blood rage

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: stirring opaque black woman locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35940532)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: bistre hell foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36293966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: soggy casino

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: bistre hell foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294177)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed navy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294190)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:29 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:19 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:40 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: disturbing state telephone



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#38201002)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:17 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:47 PM
Author: hairraiser faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819585)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Cocky Vigorous Stock Car Jewess

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819652)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Irradiated bearded knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43251005)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed navy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43251011)



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Date: June 19th, 2023 1:00 PM
Author: Odious Big-titted Corner Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#46444921)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#49281577)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: soggy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36306748)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy juggernaut blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#37434601)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender

Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#37434654)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 9:08 PM
Author: buff pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#38143388)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: Wine Shaky Mental Disorder Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#38200891)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: geriatric sanctuary macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#39599213)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:12 PM
Author: Hairless maroon pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#39599240)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 3:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40078149)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: lemon mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40347646)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: shimmering pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819424)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 10:06 PM
Author: shimmering pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40901688)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: Cocky Vigorous Stock Car Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#41064527)



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Date: January 27th, 2021 1:08 PM
Author: ebony faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#41834963)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Tan Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#41916447)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Pale Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#42373077)



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: aromatic henna institution weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#42742000)



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: blue glittery milk indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#42742006)



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: ebony faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#42742023)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: Dun rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43076622)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: aromatic henna institution weed whacker

In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have resulted in more reaches and draft busts than ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43117147)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#49281570)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: plum zippy trust fund volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: Provocative Generalized Bond

Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657397)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657426)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: plum zippy trust fund volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657430)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#49281603)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Smoky market sex offender

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657453)



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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: insecure fantasy-prone range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#46453107)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Odious Big-titted Corner Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#47804100)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Dun rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48876775)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#49281555)