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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Curious faggotry
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Aquamarine exciting stage cuckoldry
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Curious faggotry
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Aquamarine exciting stage cuckoldry
  10/17/25
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Cracking bossy stag film selfie
  10/17/25
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Flickering state telephone
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Demanding naked black woman
  10/17/25
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Curious faggotry
  10/17/25
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Godawful house
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Lime Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Demanding naked black woman
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Demanding naked black woman
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Curious faggotry
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
hyperactive market rigpig
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Sinister federal school
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
frum spectacular personal credit line stead
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Curious faggotry
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
frum spectacular personal credit line stead
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Tripping elite base
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
frum spectacular personal credit line stead
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Curious faggotry
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Multi-colored Cuck
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
pale office antidepressant drug
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Curious faggotry
  10/17/25
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seedy startling main people point
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Tripping elite base
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Cracking bossy stag film selfie
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
overrated bateful queen of the night
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Curious faggotry
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seedy startling main people point
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Cracking bossy stag film selfie
  10/17/25
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Godawful house
  10/17/25
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contagious psychic chad
  10/18/25
lol
Cowardly scourge upon the earth
  10/18/25
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Dun location love of her life
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
alcoholic carnelian codepig
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Curious faggotry
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
alcoholic carnelian codepig
  10/17/25
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Curious faggotry
  10/17/25
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Flickering state telephone
  10/18/25
:(
beady-eyed confused brethren area
  10/17/25
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Vengeful arousing piazza
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Boyish bearded tank garrison
  10/18/25
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Canary Resort National Security Agency
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Lime Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Mauve Wild Foreskin Private Investor
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Massive sienna chapel half-breed
  10/18/25
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Vengeful arousing piazza
  10/18/25
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Demanding naked black woman
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Curious faggotry
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Mauve Wild Foreskin Private Investor
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Demanding naked black woman
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
narrow-minded idea he suggested
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Drab Death Wish Pocket Flask
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
lake corner
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hyperactive market rigpig
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
alcoholic carnelian codepig
  10/18/25
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Curious faggotry
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Curious faggotry

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine exciting stage cuckoldry

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Curious faggotry

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine exciting stage cuckoldry

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cracking bossy stag film selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Flickering state telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Demanding naked black woman

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Curious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Godawful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Lime Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Demanding naked black woman

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Demanding naked black woman

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Curious faggotry

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: hyperactive market rigpig

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Sinister federal school

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: frum spectacular personal credit line stead

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Curious faggotry

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: frum spectacular personal credit line stead

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Tripping elite base

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: frum spectacular personal credit line stead

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Curious faggotry

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Cuck

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: pale office antidepressant drug

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Curious faggotry

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: seedy startling main people point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Tripping elite base

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cracking bossy stag film selfie

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: overrated bateful queen of the night

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Curious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: seedy startling main people point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cracking bossy stag film selfie

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Godawful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: contagious psychic chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Cowardly scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Dun location love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: alcoholic carnelian codepig

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Curious faggotry

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: alcoholic carnelian codepig

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Curious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Flickering state telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed confused brethren area

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Vengeful arousing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Boyish bearded tank garrison

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Canary Resort National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Lime Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mauve Wild Foreskin Private Investor

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Massive sienna chapel half-breed

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Vengeful arousing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Demanding naked black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Curious faggotry

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mauve Wild Foreskin Private Investor

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Demanding naked black woman

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: narrow-minded idea he suggested

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Drab Death Wish Pocket Flask

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: lake corner

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: hyperactive market rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: alcoholic carnelian codepig

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Curious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359746)