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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady d...
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Smoky bat shit crazy genital piercing dingle berry
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boooo
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Beady-eyed lodge nibblets
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lol i like it
Dun hall gaping
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cerebral talking partner
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that's a good joke. those people suck
Pearly multi-colored ladyboy knife
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You're invited next time
Histrionic organic girlfriend center
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
Misanthropic Brindle Kitchen
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
Histrionic organic girlfriend center
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That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelcha...
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stirring mildly autistic private investor community account
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flickering clown
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I guffawed
Low-t Market Athletic Conference
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
stirring mildly autistic private investor community account
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
bright concupiscible chapel
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cr
Fiercely-loyal voyeur son of senegal
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(except he should beat them within an inch of their respecti...
salmon reading party
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they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so mak...
Dun hall gaping
  10/20/25
People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
cerebral talking partner
  10/21/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So
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"He's a microbiologist." "Well, mine has m...
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Ivory Keepsake Machete
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Spectacular goyim
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I don't get it
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You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pul...
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Exciting sooty menage
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"More like Jones GAY!"
Excitant Stain
  10/20/25
good joke i would've laughed
claret crackhouse
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Histrionic organic girlfriend center

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361876)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Unhinged factory reset button toaster



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious white sneaky criminal stage



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Smoky bat shit crazy genital piercing dingle berry



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Aqua area round eye

boooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361890)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lodge nibblets



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Dun hall gaping

lol i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361910)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: cerebral talking partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364042)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pearly multi-colored ladyboy knife

that's a good joke. those people suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361937)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Histrionic organic girlfriend center

You're invited next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361942)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic Brindle Kitchen

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362005)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Histrionic organic girlfriend center

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362032)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Spectacular goyim

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362176)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Smoky bat shit crazy genital piercing dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362407)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Pungent Passionate Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362010)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: citrine maniacal foreskin roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362016)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: stirring mildly autistic private investor community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362036)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: flickering clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362009)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Low-t Market Athletic Conference

I guffawed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362039)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: stirring mildly autistic private investor community account

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362040)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: bright concupiscible chapel

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362052)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal voyeur son of senegal

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362075)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: salmon reading party

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362122)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Dun hall gaping

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362092)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: cerebral talking partner

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364046)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: costumed motley ticket booth kitty cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362128)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Bearded turquoise principal's office

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362132)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Ivory Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362175)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Spectacular goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362179)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Histrionic organic girlfriend center

I don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362188)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Maroon Indian Lodge Preventive Strike

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362185)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Histrionic organic girlfriend center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362189)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: mischievous mahogany library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362205)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: cerebral talking partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364045)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: stirring mildly autistic private investor community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364053)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Exciting sooty menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364099)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Excitant Stain

"More like Jones GAY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362190)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: claret crackhouse

good joke i would've laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364050)