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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Milky Angry Market
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Milky Angry Market
  11/11/25
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dark sound barrier
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Vibrant background story
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
olive location
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
olive location
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
orchid apoplectic kitty school
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learning disabled lavender son of senegal national security agency
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arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
racy misanthropic gunner mood
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
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Lilac University
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
pea-brained tantric stage
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
opaque alpha
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
opaque alpha
  11/11/25
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pea-brained tantric stage
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Umber sickened death wish dilemma
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
crimson bonkers kitchen
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Umber sickened death wish dilemma
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Soggy vivacious jewess locale
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Arrogant Hell
  11/11/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
lmfao
nighttime site
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Lemon stirring senate
  11/11/25
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Soggy vivacious jewess locale
  11/11/25
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Trip pink spot
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Comical Flickering Cruise Ship
  11/12/25
sprinted here
Paralegal Jahangir
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
abnormal motley new version queen of the night
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
tp
Comical Flickering Cruise Ship
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
mildly autistic chad hairy legs
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
narrow-minded stead generalized bond
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
drab thirsty library blood rage
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Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
claret provocative chapel sneaky criminal
  11/11/25
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Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Trip pink spot
  11/11/25
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learning disabled lavender son of senegal national security agency
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french fiercely-loyal plaza
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Milky Angry Market
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Lilac University
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mildly autistic chad hairy legs
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Razzmatazz Fantasy-prone Goyim
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
maroon passionate principal's office jap
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
,;;,
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Puta Judia
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Milky Angry Market

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Milky Angry Market

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: dark sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: olive location

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: olive location

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: orchid apoplectic kitty school

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: learning disabled lavender son of senegal national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: racy misanthropic gunner mood

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Lilac University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: pea-brained tantric stage

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: opaque alpha

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: opaque alpha

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: pea-brained tantric stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Umber sickened death wish dilemma

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: crimson bonkers kitchen

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Umber sickened death wish dilemma

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Soggy vivacious jewess locale

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Arrogant Hell

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: nighttime site

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Lemon stirring senate

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Soggy vivacious jewess locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Trip pink spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Comical Flickering Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: abnormal motley new version queen of the night

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Comical Flickering Cruise Ship

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad hairy legs

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: narrow-minded stead generalized bond

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: drab thirsty library blood rage

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: claret provocative chapel sneaky criminal

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Trip pink spot

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: learning disabled lavender son of senegal national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: french fiercely-loyal plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Milky Angry Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Lilac University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic chad hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fantasy-prone Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: maroon passionate principal's office jap

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Magical Party Of The First Part Weed Whacker

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ,;;,

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49424851)