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Probably getting fired for some "locker room talk" at the office

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a chee...
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“I’d tear up her ACL!”
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A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR l...
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WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage hominid

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a cheerleader & say to my buddy "whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman? I'd let her shake my pom-poms". And i grabbed my crotch area.

Well it turns out it's one of the partner's 17 year old daughter and he was in earshot. I guess she tore her ACL or something at cheer nationals so we were all supposed to sign it as a get well thing. They asked me to go ahead and head home for the day and said they'd talk about what to do next. We usually have a really loose atmosphere and like to bust each other's balls but this might have gone too far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49868094)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: contagious flesh point

“I’d tear up her ACL!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49868097)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage hominid



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: vibrant carmine institution laser beams



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: pearly godawful tattoo



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Narrow-minded concupiscible rehab

Ass

Clit

Labia

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: light scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage hominid

tp

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: vibrant carmine institution laser beams

*Clunge

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage hominid



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone sanctuary candlestick maker



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: vibrant carmine institution laser beams

ass adult woman tp

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage hominid



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: pearly godawful tattoo



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: spectacular mauve indian lodge



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Sickened whorehouse mother



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort

adult gig?

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: zombie-like nursing home



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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Boyish liquid oxygen theatre

whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49868604)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: spectacular mauve indian lodge

is this a hot piece of ass adult woman convention amirite

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: Boyish liquid oxygen theatre

lol cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49869110)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage hominid

A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR looked through the company policy binder and said I can't be fired because

1) she is a civilian, not an employee, so it's not harassment

And

2) I implied she was of age. If I knew she wasn't an adult woman and said what I did, I'd likely be canned. There was no age written on the cardboard thing and she really looks like a 90s Baywatch lifeguard woman. Even other older chicks there said she looks like a real woman with huge cans. Sounds like I'm in the clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49868862)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:44 AM
Author: gold beady-eyed antidepressant drug

WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49868867)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mediation

I'll bite...

You're not in the clear because her dad now has it in for you. The other female employees will act sympathetic because they hate dad for flaunting hot daughter. However they hate you more for recognizing hot daughter and acting like a normal man.

HR will prevent you from being fired now. But you did commit a speech / thought crime. You'll be performance reviewed out by year end. Call recruiters asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49868968)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage hominid



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: offensive citrine international law enforcement agency half-breed

By law, harassment needs to be REPEATED and UNWELCOME. This was neither. You are entirely in the clear and ur butthurt colleagues should try looking at the LAW for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49869046)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: Violent Provocative Psychic

Yeah I grabbed this one coworker’s cannons and honked em once and they tried to get me on that but couldn’t since it was just a one-time event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49869086)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: Impressive Yellow Milk

It also doesn't matter if the subject of a joke is uncomfortable as long as someone who witnesses or overheard it is. There's gray line around repetition and egregiousness as well

Your HR team anecdote actually makes this more believable than if you reported them to have any real knowledge or understanding of key HR principles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49869130)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage hominid

The law is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49869669)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: Boyish liquid oxygen theatre

one weird trick. i mean, i'll be damned, saved by the company handbook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49869112)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Heady Rose Useless Brakes

"oh yeah that cutout? definitely looks like a real woman. Huge cans too." (58 yo HR lady)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49869645)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Boyish liquid oxygen theatre



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: indigo macaca

We just went through that training. If it makes any faggots uncomfortable the faggots can still sue you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49869885)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Nubile Kitty Cat



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:24 AM
Author: duck-like hairless brunch



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: Maize selfie

we adult woman fetishists are a persecuted sexual minority. emphasize that angle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49869888)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: pearly godawful tattoo

gross, dude. have some self-respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49870072)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage hominid



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



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Date: May 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: wine mexican haunted graveyard

This is going viral

https://x.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/2052100439588364378

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49872082)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: pearly godawful tattoo



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Heady Rose Useless Brakes



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Dull bossy deer antler



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage hominid

180

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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: gold beady-eyed antidepressant drug



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Flatulent House-broken House Rigpig



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