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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
flirting indian lodge pozpig
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
flirting indian lodge pozpig
  10/13/25
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histrionic demanding hunting ground jew
  10/15/25
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tripping wonderful dysfunction
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
laughsome codepig tanning salon
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
Honey-headed Narrow-minded Double Fault
  10/11/25
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electric underhanded twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
ungodly fantasy-prone theater police squad
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
Vigorous nibblets sanctuary
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
ungodly fantasy-prone theater police squad
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Submissive giraffe elastic band
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
Sickened pontificating juggernaut turdskin
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Honey-headed Narrow-minded Double Fault
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
hot ruddy mexican clown
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
Irate mad-dog skullcap therapy
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Arousing Factory Reset Button Keepsake Machete
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
opaque nighttime principal's office depressive
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
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Honey-headed Narrow-minded Double Fault
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Arousing Factory Reset Button Keepsake Machete
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Milky drunken heaven
  10/14/25
...
Honey-headed Narrow-minded Double Fault
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
mischievous laser beams
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Milky drunken heaven
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
Avocado French Chef Ape
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
thriller aggressive space
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
histrionic demanding hunting ground jew
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
flushed cumskin
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Milky drunken heaven
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
thriller aggressive space
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
flushed cumskin
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
thriller aggressive space
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Milky drunken heaven
  10/12/25
...
flushed cumskin
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Milky drunken heaven
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Provocative Kitty
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Insane Famous Landscape Painting Dingle Berry
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
charcoal comical menage
  10/13/25
...
flushed cumskin
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
lime parlour puppy
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: flirting indian lodge pozpig

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: flirting indian lodge pozpig

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: histrionic demanding hunting ground jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: tripping wonderful dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: laughsome codepig tanning salon

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed Narrow-minded Double Fault

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: electric underhanded twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: ungodly fantasy-prone theater police squad

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Vigorous nibblets sanctuary

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: ungodly fantasy-prone theater police squad

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Submissive giraffe elastic band

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Sickened pontificating juggernaut turdskin

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed Narrow-minded Double Fault

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: hot ruddy mexican clown

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Irate mad-dog skullcap therapy

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Keepsake Machete

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: opaque nighttime principal's office depressive

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed Narrow-minded Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Keepsake Machete

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Milky drunken heaven

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed Narrow-minded Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: mischievous laser beams

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Milky drunken heaven

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Avocado French Chef Ape

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: thriller aggressive space

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: histrionic demanding hunting ground jew

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Milky drunken heaven

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: thriller aggressive space

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: flushed cumskin

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: thriller aggressive space

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Milky drunken heaven

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: flushed cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Milky drunken heaven

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Provocative Kitty

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Insane Famous Landscape Painting Dingle Berry

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: charcoal comical menage

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: flushed cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: lime parlour puppy

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346710)