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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: comical deranged mother She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle opaque ratface deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: vibrant cruel-hearted national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: appetizing mildly autistic son of senegal incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Sapphire aphrodisiac water buffalo personal credit line boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Multi-colored resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Sick Spruce Dragon lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Ebony Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: snowy medicated lodge that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: comical deranged mother You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Lascivious Sinister Pisswyrm CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: comical deranged mother He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Well-lubricated macaca giraffe That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: appetizing mildly autistic son of senegal incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: orchid twisted black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Sable zippy chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Frozen Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: arousing old irish cottage codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Slippery white locale sweet tailpipe I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Frozen Base Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: talented pale sandwich really tough guy It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Bearded Misanthropic Legend Orchestra Pit cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: flatulent brass trailer park (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: Sick Spruce Dragon they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Ebony Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse Psychic People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: thriller associate abode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Excitant Heaven "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: Adventurous Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Well-lubricated macaca giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: comical deranged mother I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: flirting stage knife You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: comical deranged mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: thirsty magical toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Ebony Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: Frozen Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: razzmatazz greedy office friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Irradiated anal newt "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Hateful Fuchsia Parlour good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364050) |