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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: Deep Tantric Hospital She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: slate comical business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: Flatulent box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: Concupiscible national digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Aromatic Stain Theatre boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: boyish property black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: maroon crawly degenerate dilemma lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Pontificating Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: sable toilet seat space that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Deep Tantric Hospital You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Aggressive Racy Organic Girlfriend Market CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: Deep Tantric Hospital He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: black death wish ticket booth That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Concupiscible national digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: deranged passionate orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: rusted thirsty home dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: flushed personal credit line school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Disgusting Patrolman Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: soul-stirring scourge upon the earth temple I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: flushed personal credit line school cafeteria Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Puce Buck-toothed Center It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: marvelous library cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: wine step-uncle's house (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: maroon crawly degenerate dilemma they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Pontificating Hell People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Sooty Cracking Heaven https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Vigorous cyan forum "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: submissive charismatic private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: black death wish ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Deep Tantric Hospital I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: bat shit crazy insane nibblets deer antler You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Deep Tantric Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: awkward trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Pontificating Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: flushed personal credit line school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Sinister jew really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: buff sadistic volcanic crater "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: green university good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364050) |