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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
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Moar!
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
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irradiated tan point water buffalo
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
irradiated tan point water buffalo
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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(Rick Reilly)
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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bump for Buddy
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*makes Buddy partner*
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who's a good associate?
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Jet Windowlicker
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
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Ouch
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
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irradiated tan point water buffalo
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Amber magical sex offender den
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
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Jet Windowlicker
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needed more golden retrievers
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal concupiscible knife

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Provocative Glassy Affirmative Action Business Firm

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Odious mildly autistic office pistol

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: glittery haunting house

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: glittery haunting house

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Harsh Locale

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Big High-end Nursing Home Mood

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: glittery haunting house

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: peach electric coffee pot nowag

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Big High-end Nursing Home Mood

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: lavender outnumbered theatre

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: adventurous garrison

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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Orange Indian Lodge

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious clear forum

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: beta mind-boggling french chef

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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: Curious hell



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Appetizing depressive prole

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Drunken resort ape

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Author: adventurous garrison



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: trip impressive azn



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Thriller hospital



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:25 AM
Author: Curious hell



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:24 AM
Author: Curious hell



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Author: house-broken hyperactive church building



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: spectacular shaky foreskin

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: light arrogant pisswyrm address



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious clear forum

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Odious mildly autistic office pistol

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Lilac arousing puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: peach electric coffee pot nowag

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: peach electric coffee pot nowag

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: peach electric coffee pot nowag

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: light arrogant pisswyrm address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Duck-like Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating maniacal national roommate

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Curious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Curious hell

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: racy aquamarine legal warrant stead

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: light arrogant pisswyrm address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Odious mildly autistic office pistol

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: racy aquamarine legal warrant stead

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Odious mildly autistic office pistol

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: racy aquamarine legal warrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Contagious primrose haunted graveyard friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Lilac arousing puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: brass filthy scourge upon the earth school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Hilarious Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: spectacular shaky foreskin

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Seedy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Harsh Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Hilarious Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Blue background story

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: spectacular shaky foreskin

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: frum well-lubricated pit skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: racy aquamarine legal warrant stead

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: abnormal deer antler principal's office

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Provocative Glassy Affirmative Action Business Firm

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: spectacular shaky foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: wine very tactful psychic antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Aromatic feces newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: frum well-lubricated pit skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: light arrogant pisswyrm address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Twisted whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Big High-end Nursing Home Mood

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Harsh Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: marvelous partner field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Drab place of business shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: racy aquamarine legal warrant stead

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Galvanic Orange Indian Lodge

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: olive brunch

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Poppy cerebral meetinghouse

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: vermilion goal in life crotch

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: violent rose headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Indigo mentally impaired dog poop hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed mediation casino

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Elite Balding Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: razzle crystalline really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: peach electric coffee pot nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Laughsome french masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Lime multi-colored trump supporter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Lime multi-colored trump supporter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Lime multi-colored trump supporter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Passionate Crimson Regret Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: brass filthy scourge upon the earth school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Curious hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: frisky lemon range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Provocative Glassy Affirmative Action Business Firm

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Walnut hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Maroon Plaza Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Saffron effete corner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: talking yellow circlehead cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: demanding judgmental ticket booth

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Translucent famous landscape painting mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: cheese-eating maniacal national roommate

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: cream pervert

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious clear forum

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Provocative Glassy Affirmative Action Business Firm

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: iridescent cruel-hearted trust fund kitchen

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: racy aquamarine legal warrant stead

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Free-loading Step-uncle's House Hunting Ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Ruddy set mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: peach electric coffee pot nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Curious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: racy aquamarine legal warrant stead

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: gay yapping gas station mad cow disease

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: racy aquamarine legal warrant stead

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: exciting lake piazza candlestick maker

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Galvanic Orange Indian Lodge

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Big High-end Nursing Home Mood

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Comical Useless Kitty Cat

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal concupiscible knife

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Walnut hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal concupiscible knife

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal concupiscible knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Heady faggot firefighter tanning salon

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Floppy tripping lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Curious hell

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal concupiscible knife

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Excitant Spot

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal concupiscible knife

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Geriatric area

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Jade generalized bond

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Jade generalized bond

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: light arrogant pisswyrm address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Lilac arousing puppy

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: beta mind-boggling french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: up-to-no-good citrine hall potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Heady faggot firefighter tanning salon

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: racy aquamarine legal warrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: violet deep hairy legs selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Hilarious Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Indigo mentally impaired dog poop hominid

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Poppy cerebral meetinghouse

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Orchid overrated tattoo

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Hilarious Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: light arrogant pisswyrm address

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: violent rose headpube stage

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Claret lascivious church idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Hairless impertinent native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Big High-end Nursing Home Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Indigo mentally impaired dog poop hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Vibrant Green Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: brass filthy scourge upon the earth school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed mediation casino

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: peach electric coffee pot nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Cowardly khaki cumskin center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Lime multi-colored trump supporter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Flirting stimulating wrinkle factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Saffron effete corner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: brass filthy scourge upon the earth school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Curious hell

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sanctuary roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: olive brunch

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Indigo mentally impaired dog poop hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: peach electric coffee pot nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Low-t rehab boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Provocative Glassy Affirmative Action Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Curious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: violent rose headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: iridescent cruel-hearted trust fund kitchen

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: irate university

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: violent rose headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Indigo mentally impaired dog poop hominid

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz nudist black woman rigor

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Translucent famous landscape painting mexican

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: light arrogant pisswyrm address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: violent cracking chapel stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Ruddy set mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: light arrogant pisswyrm address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: violent rose headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned snowy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: obsidian swashbuckling library fortuitous meteor

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Provocative Glassy Affirmative Action Business Firm

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Provocative Glassy Affirmative Action Business Firm

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Rambunctious clear forum

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Talented salmon site marketing idea

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Fragrant big-titted crackhouse

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: bossy exhilarant striped hyena cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Lime multi-colored trump supporter lay

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Provocative Glassy Affirmative Action Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Lime multi-colored trump supporter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Lime multi-colored trump supporter lay

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: irradiated tan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged voyeur orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Lime multi-colored trump supporter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Boyish stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: bossy exhilarant striped hyena cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Lime multi-colored trump supporter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: titillating public bath

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Bateful heaven fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Lime multi-colored trump supporter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: adventurous garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Bateful heaven fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Bonkers sable fat ankles juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Cerise sexy temple doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Gaming Laptop Parlour

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: self-centered box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Passionate Crimson Regret Preventive Strike

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author:  Sapphire Jap Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Silver Institution

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: stubborn jewess

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Red internal respiration genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Pontificating school cafeteria dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Saffron effete corner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: bossy exhilarant striped hyena cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Onyx vivacious station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: house-broken hyperactive church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Amber magical sex offender den

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy know-it-all base liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author:  Dilemma Corn Cake

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Thirsty jew

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author:  turquoise state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Nighttime Alcoholic Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Curious hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: frum well-lubricated pit skinny woman

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: frum well-lubricated pit skinny woman

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author:  turquoise state

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: frum well-lubricated pit skinny woman

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Mad-dog Skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: cordovan aggressive filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author:  charcoal toilet seat mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Floppy tripping lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Curious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Curious hell

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: brass filthy scourge upon the earth school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#45684448)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Curious hell

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Curious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#47371111)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343973)