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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Olive Comical Base Pistol
  11/28/22
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diverse sooty deer antler organic girlfriend
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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
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diverse sooty deer antler organic girlfriend
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Costumed karate garrison
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Gay fortuitous meteor station
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Olive Comical Base Pistol
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
crusty amethyst personal credit line market
  12/13/22
Me.
Olive Comical Base Pistol
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
crusty amethyst personal credit line market
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Olive Comical Base Pistol
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
crusty amethyst personal credit line market
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
Blathering Hairraiser Blood Rage
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Rough-skinned university codepig
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exciting trailer park
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vermilion trip son of senegal
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Olive Comical Base Pistol
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Olive Comical Base Pistol
  11/29/22
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mind-boggling native
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Olive Comical Base Pistol
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Saffron excitant business firm
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Onyx school cafeteria really tough guy
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Olive Comical Base Pistol
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Saffron excitant business firm
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Bespoke indecent old irish cottage
  12/11/22
Woah.
Olive Comical Base Pistol
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nudist razzmatazz dragon crackhouse
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misanthropic menage windowlicker
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Olive Comical Base Pistol
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Saffron excitant business firm
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Olive Comical Base Pistol
  12/21/22
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Olive Comical Base Pistol
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
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Olive Comical Base Pistol
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Erotic thirsty theater stage philosopher-king
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: diverse sooty deer antler organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: diverse sooty deer antler organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Costumed karate garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Gay fortuitous meteor station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: crusty amethyst personal credit line market

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: crusty amethyst personal credit line market

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: crusty amethyst personal credit line market

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Blathering Hairraiser Blood Rage

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Rough-skinned university codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: exciting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: vermilion trip son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Saffron excitant business firm

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Onyx school cafeteria really tough guy

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Saffron excitant business firm

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Bespoke indecent old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: nudist razzmatazz dragon crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: misanthropic menage windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Saffron excitant business firm

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Saffron excitant business firm

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Erotic thirsty theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Olive Comical Base Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Vannesa#49535059)