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These Daniel Craig Bond Films suck imo
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:16 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone Pissed at how much they suck for the most part.
There's always a Subplot where MI6 is Teetering on the edge of irrelevance.
80 year old M showing up to Help
MI6 incompetent af
Bond constantly getting fired and/or quitting
Let's see what they can do with the next Title in 2033 on amazon prime (alongside dem rangz of power) |
Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:17 PM Author: copper provocative parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49859952) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:19 PM Author: citrine school fortuitous meteor i stopped watching them after the first one. they're all going downhill with this woke horseshit. next bond is going to be a tranny nigger lesbian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49859959) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone first one was a triumph. steepest dropoff in quality ever, possibly surpassing the Jaws series. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49859984) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:19 PM Author: Aphrodisiac charcoal ticket booth therapy they are mostly terrible.
fingers crossed amazon does a retro-Man from Uncle style cold war movie.
(lol of course not, Bond will be in a gay marriage with a black dude and be tasked with breaking up a ring of internet Klansmen who blow up tranny run abortion clinics.) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone it pisses me off. and it's not that they make Bond himself a fag. It's that it turns into a kind of Ensemble Cast somehow with black female 007, Ralph Fiennes, Silent Gen M, Eve Moneypenny, Nerd Q, Léa Seydoux, and on and on. Like we have to check on Ralph Fiennes Testifying before the House of Commons about the State of MI6. The world is not "safe" atm. This sort of narrative made sense in the 90s or something. I don't see how it makes sense atm.
Also shitty villians like Rami Malek and Christoph Walz's Blofeld.
Like sure you can be like "yeah Craig is better than Brosnan in some ways" (but sucks in others imo) but that accounts for like 25% of the Film. there's all this other shit.
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Aphrodisiac charcoal ticket booth therapy they sorta did, with the thigh rubbing what makes you think this is my first time scene in Skyfall...
Brosnan's films turned into pure 90s cheese and are hard to watch now, but Moore's became just as bad, and he still has Goldeneye which is top tier classic Bond.
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:08 PM Author: Crusty locus gaping The brosnan movies were unironically the best bond era hth the cheese and action and "knowing what you're getting" when you sit down to watch a bond movie is what makes them good imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860055) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone Brosnan Films are 180. Fuck the haters. They all pass the “watch with a millennial Woman” test. Only flaw with goldeneye is trevelyan’s whole arc. Like 1% of Americans know what a Leinz Cossack is. And nobody knows how he was supposed to have faked his death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860141) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Crusty locus gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860187) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM Author: spruce people who are hurt faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860421) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:33 PM Author: outnumbered razzle-dazzle range faggot firefighter brosnan was a good actor who was given some disastrously weak material in 'die another day' and could not recover. i watched it a while ago in case it was actually underrated or over-hated, but it's just silly and bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860119) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:53 AM Author: Vengeful Lodge Reading Party cr. Brosnan was The Guy. he was born to play Bond. they should have shut down the Roger Moore era in 1983 plucked Brosnan form Remington Steele and made him Bond 3.0 and rebooted the series coherently.
he could have made 6 or 7 epic Bonds through the 90s. tragic loss for cinema. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:49 AM Author: adventurous point generalized bond I thought Malek was decent in that role and his performance was let down by the rest of that Film the most surprisingly bad of the Craig Bond villains was actually Javier Bardem playing a totally forgettable nobody |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Duck-like shimmering spot masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49859981) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Crusty locus gaping I feel like they really "rug-pulled" everyone with the first Casino Royale movie which was actually pretty good
Then the rest of the Craig movies totally Sucked and got progressively more lib until the finale where bond literally killed himself for a single mom lmfao |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone it was his kid iirc. I just rewatched Independence Day. The black kid wasn't Will Smith's lmao. But that fits with Will Smith's irl persona afaict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49859997) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:01 PM Author: Supple sneaky criminal the Spectre one was so bad that I didn't even bother with the last one. Casino Royale was 180 but the others have a Samey quality to them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860039) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:15 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone The thing with Blofeld’s dad adopting Bond from the orphanage reminds me of the FF8 orphanage scene that pisses the fans off. Even though they LOVE the shitty game otherwise, they’re like “what the fuck, did they Forget about the orphanage all this time? 😡”
And I’m like — these characters didn’t interact at all for this entire game. Why would anything surprise you? The whole game sucks anyway. As for bond, ok, who cares, do they want it to be The Same as what came before? “This isn’t the canonical Blofeld 😡 “ — retards, Blofeld is always a disappointment. That’s all he can ever be. He can’t show up and be like “western civilization is a joke. Life is fundamentally meaningless” in a mainstream Film. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Crusty locus gaping Bond being adopted by blofeld's family is just a Lesson about Phenotype tbqh. Blofeld is Short with a Poor Phenotype while bond is Bond, so naturally blofeld's parents like him more
Every Film is a lesson about phenotype, the bond films are just moreso than others |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone There have been like 6 Blofelds. The iconic Dr Evil one was short. Craig and Waltz both seem equally Short. Craig’s phenotype sucks imo except his Fitness level at times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860082) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:28 PM Author: Crusty locus gaping He was Short in the books and also Implicitly Jewish iirc even if his stated ethnic background was not Jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860094) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:36 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone I am the only Loser in the entire world who’s read the books. He’s not Short in the books iirc. But he constantly gets plastic surgery to Change his appearance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860127) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:33 PM Author: deranged kitchen I started reading the books recently and they are epic. The description of Koreans in Goldfinger makes it worth the read alone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860606) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:40 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone (Efficient-looking poster with a cruel mouth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860629) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Supple sneaky criminal I didn't like how they tried to mythologize everything and the ensemble nonsense was just boring as you mentioned already. no one ever really cared about Bond's origins and personal traumas, just as we don't really care about Indiana Jones background (Sean Connery is his Dad ok fine whatever). he is just supposed to be a boozing establishment asshole who kills people for the government and looks good doing it.
there was a tone clash as well with the more grounded style of Casino Royale suddenly being transposed to cartoony supervillain global revenge plots and whatnot. Casino Royale was just about an arms dealer, and the script was able to work within that limited framework. With Roger Moore in a tuxedo you can do the Moonraker stuff but, idk, it just doesn't work in that dour 21st century pseudo-Nolan direction. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone It doesn’t work, you say? Cue subplot: Is MI6 Relevant in the 21st century? Should we reallocate the King’s defense budget to welfare for immigrants? Is one shitty aircraft carrier one too many? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860104) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:07 PM Author: Snowy boyish crackhouse Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860052) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:28 PM Author: medicated clown office Casino royale is top tier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860091) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:45 PM Author: ocher disrespectful sex offender Would be 180 with pierce brosnan and they ditched the invisible car stuff and did more traditional gadgetry but also dispensed with the faggy stuff and he just grabbed pussy. imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860154) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone Brosnan would’ve been just as good if not better in everything after CR. For CR he was too Old and Weak to “kick guys asses” or “fall in love.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860164) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:55 AM Author: ocher disrespectful sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860906) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:05 PM Author: racy corner cr first was good rest hjave been garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860196) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:33 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone Is MI6 relevant today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860332) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:46 PM Author: Supple sneaky criminal It’s probably more relevant than you think since Britain has insignificant military power so intelligence must be important afaik. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860363) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:57 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aircraft_carriers#Numbers_of_aircraft_carriers_by_country sooooo poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860397) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:49 PM Author: Galvanic Tanning Salon Casino Royale good, rest are Jason Bourne shakycam slop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860370) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:59 PM Author: Misunderstood flickering telephone All the "Bourne" films suck imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862957&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860400) |