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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary
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*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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violent electric boistinker
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milky effete house reading party
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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wonderful step-uncle's house
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
excitant sooty alpha
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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crimson diverse candlestick maker nursing home
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: violent electric boistinker

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: excitant sooty alpha



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Cordovan Friendly Grandma Pit



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: Geriatric corn cake

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49104906)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: violent electric boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: milky effete house reading party



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: excitant sooty alpha



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: twinkling ape mad cow disease



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: excitant sooty alpha



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Cordovan Friendly Grandma Pit

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49105868)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49104940)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria idea he suggested



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Galvanic purple institution

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Exciting Twisted Marketing Idea Corner



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: excitant sooty alpha



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49105183)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: excitant sooty alpha

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: excitant sooty alpha

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49105819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Adventurous White Jap

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: excitant sooty alpha



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: milky effete house reading party



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: crimson diverse candlestick maker nursing home



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: slimy kitty cat

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: excitant sooty alpha



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Adventurous White Jap



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria idea he suggested



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Cordovan Friendly Grandma Pit

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49105893)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Khaki Costumed Toilet Seat Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Vannesa#49233602)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



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