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Minnesota Vikings seem like the biggest fucking loser team of all time
| fartfucker | 12/01/25 |
| the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) | 12/01/25 |
| fartfucker | 12/01/25 |
| Covid was a Hoax | 12/01/25 |
| the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) | 12/01/25 |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 3:10 PM Author: fartfucker -4 lost Super Bowls -not just one but TWO wide lefts that ended playoff runs -just last year a top contender, then immediately bounced from playoffs -now stuck with a new QB who not only sucks but is injured all the time
imagine the psychic torture of being a Vikings fan. absolutely pathetic.
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Date: December 1st, 2025 3:18 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) You forgot the fact that scandi minnesotans largely define themselves in contradistinction to comparatively less-cucky germanic wisconsinites, and as such their archrivals are the packers, who are like the notre dame of the nfl in that they basically invented the sport and have a dozen pre-Super bowl titles and then a half-dozen SB wins.
The Pack, in turn, does not view the vikings as their sole rival as they also have a hot rivalry with the bears. There is nothing more embarrassing than an unrequited rivalry (this is also vicious in the harvard-yale context). |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 3:23 PM Author: fartfucker i asked chatgpt to summarize vikings playoff losses and this legitimately made me lol. maybe AI is alright after all.
1998 NFC Championship – Loss to Falcons, 30–27 (OT)
One of the most devastating losses in NFL history.
Vikings were 15–1, had the highest-scoring offense ever at the time.
Gary Anderson missed a field goal—his first miss of the entire season.
Vikings blew a 13-point lead and never got the ball in overtime.
Devastation factor: ★★★★★★★★★★ (off the charts) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Covid was a Hoax the browns are shockingly dysfunctional (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804814&forum_id=2Vannesa#49474844) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 3:49 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) CR there are way worse franchises than the vikings.
Jags super pointless; jets are the "clown franchise"; Boy I Love Losing Superbowls; cardinals/panthers/browns are sort of a "tier" in my mind.
Vikings are honestly probably only a step or two below like the chargers. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 4:02 PM Author: fartfucker these franchises constantly suck so no one expects much out of them. like they dont even have "fans" in a real way, just people who want to larp and get drunk at a game. the vikings seem to have a special way to build up hopes then rugpull you, although the Bills might be just about equal in that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804814&forum_id=2Vannesa#49474973) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 4:51 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) I'm a huge sucker for teams from shithole towns that shouldn't even have a franchise anymore. I don't think it's remotely accurate to say that the browns and bills don't have fans; what the fuck else is there to be proud of or root for in those towns? (This factor actually ends up being a knock on the vikings, as they're a legit major market.)
Chargers, yeah. Hard to see how someone becomes a die-hard chargers fan. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: fartfucker exclude the bills from that comment as they obviously have good teams sometimes and reason to cheer, heartbreaking losses notwithstanding. i mean who cares about the fucking "browns", jaguars, or jets. it seems like those teams would just be background noise if you lived there like who gives a fuck if the browns lost 15 or 16 times it's literally hopeless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804814&forum_id=2Vannesa#49475131) |