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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Poppy idea he suggested
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
translucent bearded parlour
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Poppy idea he suggested
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
translucent bearded parlour
  09/10/24
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Cream jewess
  09/10/24
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Cream jewess
  09/10/24
Same
Out-of-control Deep Organic Girlfriend Field
  09/10/24
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yapping razzle public bath
  05/04/26
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Cream jewess
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Poppy idea he suggested
  09/10/24
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Cream jewess
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Poppy idea he suggested
  09/10/24
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translucent bearded parlour
  09/10/24
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fiercely-loyal sadistic national nowag
  09/10/24
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chartreuse juggernaut philosopher-king
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
translucent bearded parlour
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
kink-friendly zippy meetinghouse
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Apoplectic police squad ladyboy
  09/10/24
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Poppy idea he suggested
  09/10/24
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copper pocket flask volcanic crater
  10/22/24
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Cream jewess
  09/10/24
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yapping razzle public bath
  11/26/24
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Green autistic factory reset button
  03/12/26
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brilliant marvelous location water buffalo
  10/07/24
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brilliant marvelous location water buffalo
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Chest-beating Forum Masturbator
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Poppy idea he suggested
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Razzle-dazzle son of senegal nibblets
  11/26/24
First day?
Poppy idea he suggested
  05/04/26
1800000
light passionate resort circlehead
  10/23/24
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twisted hall
  05/04/26
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Embarrassed To The Bone Charcoal Stage Legend
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
tan kitchen multi-billionaire
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
Cream jewess
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
Thriller Range
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
twisted hall
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
tan kitchen multi-billionaire
  05/04/26
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Poppy idea he suggested
  05/04/26
Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollar...
translucent bearded parlour
  05/04/26
Bangarang!
Poppy idea he suggested
  05/04/26
Goddamn!!
tan kitchen multi-billionaire
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Poppy idea he suggested

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: translucent bearded parlour

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Poppy idea he suggested

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: translucent bearded parlour

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Cream jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Cream jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Out-of-control Deep Organic Girlfriend Field

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: yapping razzle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Cream jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Poppy idea he suggested

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Cream jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Poppy idea he suggested

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: translucent bearded parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sadistic national nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: chartreuse juggernaut philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: translucent bearded parlour

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: kink-friendly zippy meetinghouse

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic police squad ladyboy

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Poppy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: copper pocket flask volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Cream jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: yapping razzle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Green autistic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: brilliant marvelous location water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous location water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Chest-beating Forum Masturbator

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Poppy idea he suggested

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle son of senegal nibblets

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48382253)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Poppy idea he suggested

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863910)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: light passionate resort circlehead

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: twisted hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Charcoal Stage Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: tan kitchen multi-billionaire

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Cream jewess

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Thriller Range

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: twisted hall

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: tan kitchen multi-billionaire

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863770)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Poppy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863911)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: translucent bearded parlour

Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollars tax free.

nyugg has been doing this for free for over a decade.

I think that tells us quite a lot about nyugg.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863897)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Poppy idea he suggested

Bangarang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863907)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: tan kitchen multi-billionaire

Goddamn!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863952)