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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Charismatic black corner
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Brilliant headpube community account
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Charismatic black corner
  06/01/26
120...
Brilliant headpube community account
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Heady Flushed Point Useless Brakes
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Charismatic black corner
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Heady Flushed Point Useless Brakes
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
pink startling toaster
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Charismatic black corner
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
pink startling toaster
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Fishy odious trailer park
  06/01/26
...
Orange bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
...
Chartreuse vibrant circlehead
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
swashbuckling copper site
  06/01/26
...
pale unholy ticket booth
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Bateful pistol giraffe
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
white church building cuckold
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Charismatic black corner
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
white church building cuckold
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
swashbuckling copper site
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Orange bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
swashbuckling copper site
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Orange bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
white church building cuckold
  06/01/26
...
aggressive motley halford knife
  06/02/26
you maed it
razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire home
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
gaped talented pozpig kitty cat
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
swashbuckling copper site
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Saffron heaven depressive
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
lavender up-to-no-good spot
  06/01/26
what job did you have
180 ape
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
excitant stock car
  06/01/26
...
stirring arrogant indian lodge
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
stubborn hyperactive house dopamine
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
swashbuckling copper site
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
stubborn hyperactive house dopamine
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Charismatic black corner
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
swashbuckling copper site
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Laughsome theater
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Cocky Bearded Hunting Ground
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
white church building cuckold
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Cocky Bearded Hunting Ground
  06/01/26
...
pink startling toaster
  06/03/26
...
Contagious canary dog poop
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Saffron heaven depressive
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Charismatic black corner
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Saffron heaven depressive
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Charismatic black corner
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Fragrant foreskin
  06/02/26
...
bull headed ladyboy public bath
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...
Orange bawdyhouse
  06/02/26
...
Charismatic black corner
  06/03/26
...
pink startling toaster
  06/03/26
...
Saffron heaven depressive
  06/03/26
...
pale unholy ticket booth
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Outnumbered bistre location milk
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
swashbuckling copper site
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Exciting principal's office travel guidebook
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
bull headed ladyboy public bath
  06/03/26
...
Charismatic black corner
  06/03/26
...
Exciting principal's office travel guidebook
  06/03/26
...
pink startling toaster
  06/03/26
...
Saffron heaven depressive
  06/03/26
...
titillating property
  06/03/26
...
Brilliant headpube community account
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Charismatic black corner
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Free-loading Mediation Friendly Grandma
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Exciting principal's office travel guidebook
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Charismatic black corner

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Brilliant headpube community account

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Charismatic black corner

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Brilliant headpube community account

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Heady Flushed Point Useless Brakes

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Charismatic black corner

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Heady Flushed Point Useless Brakes

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: pink startling toaster

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Charismatic black corner

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: pink startling toaster

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Fishy odious trailer park

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Orange bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse vibrant circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling copper site

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: pale unholy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Bateful pistol giraffe

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: white church building cuckold

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Charismatic black corner

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: white church building cuckold

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling copper site

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Orange bawdyhouse

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling copper site

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Orange bawdyhouse

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: white church building cuckold

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: aggressive motley halford knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire home

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: gaped talented pozpig kitty cat

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling copper site

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Saffron heaven depressive

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: lavender up-to-no-good spot

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: 180 ape

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: excitant stock car

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: stirring arrogant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: stubborn hyperactive house dopamine

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling copper site

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: stubborn hyperactive house dopamine

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Charismatic black corner

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling copper site

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Laughsome theater

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Cocky Bearded Hunting Ground

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: white church building cuckold

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Cocky Bearded Hunting Ground

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: pink startling toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Contagious canary dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Saffron heaven depressive

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Charismatic black corner

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Saffron heaven depressive

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Charismatic black corner

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Fragrant foreskin

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: bull headed ladyboy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Orange bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Charismatic black corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: pink startling toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Saffron heaven depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: pale unholy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Outnumbered bistre location milk

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling copper site

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Exciting principal's office travel guidebook

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: bull headed ladyboy public bath

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Charismatic black corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Exciting principal's office travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: pink startling toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Saffron heaven depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: titillating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Brilliant headpube community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Charismatic black corner

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Free-loading Mediation Friendly Grandma

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Exciting principal's office travel guidebook

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912932)