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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Excitant queen of the night station
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
ivory sanctuary athletic conference
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Excitant queen of the night station
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
ivory sanctuary athletic conference
  10/17/25
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Jet Point
  10/17/25
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citrine cruise ship
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
comical flushed corner
  10/17/25
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Excitant queen of the night station
  10/17/25
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Ultramarine slimy sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Razzmatazz sooty library jewess
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
comical flushed corner
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
comical flushed corner
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Excitant queen of the night station
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Hateful wild home pozpig
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Cowardly state
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
olive school
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Excitant queen of the night station
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
olive school
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Elite Bonkers Hall
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
olive school
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Excitant queen of the night station
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Multi-colored main people
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Startled Stage Generalized Bond
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Excitant queen of the night station
  10/17/25
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dashing meetinghouse
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Elite Bonkers Hall
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Jet Point
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Talented house
  10/17/25
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Excitant queen of the night station
  10/17/25
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dashing meetinghouse
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Jet Point
  10/17/25
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Ultramarine slimy sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
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Avocado Liquid Oxygen School Cafeteria
  10/18/25
lol
twinkling resort
  10/18/25
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Idiotic native partner
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Submissive property
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Excitant queen of the night station
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Submissive property
  10/17/25
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Excitant queen of the night station
  10/17/25
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citrine cruise ship
  10/18/25
:(
Slap-happy sick incel
  10/17/25
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Fragrant yellow stead
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
sexy hyperventilating idiot becky
  10/18/25
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Concupiscible goal in life
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Razzmatazz sooty library jewess
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
silver fortuitous meteor mad-dog skullcap
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Vivacious Theater Lettuce
  10/18/25
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Fragrant yellow stead
  10/18/25
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comical flushed corner
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Excitant queen of the night station
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
silver fortuitous meteor mad-dog skullcap
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
comical flushed corner
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
thriller selfie temple
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Well-lubricated crackhouse patrolman
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
godawful vigorous ticket booth mood
  10/18/25
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Hateful wild home pozpig
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Submissive property
  10/18/25
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Excitant queen of the night station
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: ivory sanctuary athletic conference

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: ivory sanctuary athletic conference

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Jet Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: citrine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: comical flushed corner

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine slimy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sooty library jewess

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: comical flushed corner

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: comical flushed corner

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Hateful wild home pozpig

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Cowardly state

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: olive school

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: olive school

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Elite Bonkers Hall

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: olive school

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored main people

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Startled Stage Generalized Bond

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: dashing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Elite Bonkers Hall

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Jet Point

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Talented house

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: dashing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Jet Point

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine slimy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Avocado Liquid Oxygen School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: twinkling resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Idiotic native partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Submissive property

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Submissive property

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: citrine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Slap-happy sick incel

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Fragrant yellow stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: sexy hyperventilating idiot becky

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sooty library jewess

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: silver fortuitous meteor mad-dog skullcap

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Theater Lettuce

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Fragrant yellow stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: comical flushed corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: silver fortuitous meteor mad-dog skullcap

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: comical flushed corner

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: thriller selfie temple

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated crackhouse patrolman

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: godawful vigorous ticket booth mood

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Hateful wild home pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Submissive property

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359746)