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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Adventurous feces
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Adventurous feces
  06/01/26
120...
Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Abusive Heaven Cuckold
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Adventurous feces
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Abusive Heaven Cuckold
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
irradiated point
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Adventurous feces
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
irradiated point
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
high-end irate school
  06/01/26
...
Maize Native Regret
  06/01/26
...
Cracking bbw school cafeteria
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
exhilarant french chef temple
  06/01/26
...
Fear-inspiring Rehab
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Khaki market codepig
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Mewling arrogant resort puppy
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Adventurous feces
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Mewling arrogant resort puppy
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
exhilarant french chef temple
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Maize Native Regret
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
exhilarant french chef temple
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Maize Native Regret
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Mewling arrogant resort puppy
  06/01/26
...
Hateful meetinghouse circlehead
  06/02/26
you maed it
blue trip kitchen dog poop
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Dead senate nibblets
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
exhilarant french chef temple
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
yellow appetizing orchestra pit boiling water
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Garnet diverse pocket flask
  06/01/26
what job did you have
up-to-no-good personal credit line
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
internet-worthy police squad
  06/01/26
...
alcoholic gay university affirmative action
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Big love of her life institution
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
exhilarant french chef temple
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Big love of her life institution
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Adventurous feces
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
exhilarant french chef temple
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
motley mother boistinker
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Wild Milky Genital Piercing
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Mewling arrogant resort puppy
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Wild Milky Genital Piercing
  06/01/26
...
irradiated point
  06/03/26
...
navy massive rigor national
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
yellow appetizing orchestra pit boiling water
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Adventurous feces
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
yellow appetizing orchestra pit boiling water
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Adventurous feces
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
razzmatazz misanthropic corner
  06/02/26
...
supple hell sneaky criminal
  06/02/26
...
Maize Native Regret
  06/02/26
...
Adventurous feces
  06/03/26
...
irradiated point
  06/03/26
...
yellow appetizing orchestra pit boiling water
  06/03/26
...
Fear-inspiring Rehab
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
purple curious stead
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
exhilarant french chef temple
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
marvelous indirect expression jew
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
supple hell sneaky criminal
  06/03/26
...
Adventurous feces
  06/03/26
...
marvelous indirect expression jew
  06/03/26
...
irradiated point
  06/03/26
...
yellow appetizing orchestra pit boiling water
  06/03/26
...
pungent spectacular famous landscape painting dilemma
  06/03/26
...
Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Adventurous feces
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
saffron bawdyhouse nowag
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
marvelous indirect expression jew
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Adventurous feces

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Adventurous feces

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Abusive Heaven Cuckold

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Adventurous feces

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Abusive Heaven Cuckold

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: irradiated point

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Adventurous feces

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: irradiated point

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: high-end irate school

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Maize Native Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Cracking bbw school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: exhilarant french chef temple

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Khaki market codepig

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Mewling arrogant resort puppy

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Adventurous feces

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Mewling arrogant resort puppy

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: exhilarant french chef temple

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Maize Native Regret

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: exhilarant french chef temple

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Maize Native Regret

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Mewling arrogant resort puppy

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Hateful meetinghouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: blue trip kitchen dog poop

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Dead senate nibblets

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: exhilarant french chef temple

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: yellow appetizing orchestra pit boiling water

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Garnet diverse pocket flask

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: up-to-no-good personal credit line

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: internet-worthy police squad

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: alcoholic gay university affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Big love of her life institution

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: exhilarant french chef temple

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Big love of her life institution

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Adventurous feces

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: exhilarant french chef temple

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: motley mother boistinker

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Wild Milky Genital Piercing

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Mewling arrogant resort puppy

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Wild Milky Genital Piercing

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: irradiated point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: navy massive rigor national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: yellow appetizing orchestra pit boiling water

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Adventurous feces

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: yellow appetizing orchestra pit boiling water

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Adventurous feces

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz misanthropic corner

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: supple hell sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Maize Native Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Adventurous feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: irradiated point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: yellow appetizing orchestra pit boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: purple curious stead

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: exhilarant french chef temple

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: marvelous indirect expression jew

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: supple hell sneaky criminal

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Adventurous feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: marvelous indirect expression jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: irradiated point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: yellow appetizing orchestra pit boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: pungent spectacular famous landscape painting dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Adventurous feces

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: saffron bawdyhouse nowag

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: marvelous indirect expression jew

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912932)