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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
pearly weed whacker
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/01/26
120...
pearly weed whacker
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
aggressive station keepsake machete
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
aggressive station keepsake machete
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
startled location
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
startled location
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
cordovan church building
  06/01/26
...
snowy vibrant indian lodge athletic conference
  06/01/26
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electric abnormal whorehouse crotch
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Outnumbered walnut hunting ground
  06/01/26
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idiotic ceo striped hyena
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
brilliant blathering parlour legend
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
spruce fluffy associate
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
spruce fluffy associate
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Outnumbered walnut hunting ground
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
snowy vibrant indian lodge athletic conference
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Outnumbered walnut hunting ground
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
snowy vibrant indian lodge athletic conference
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
spruce fluffy associate
  06/01/26
...
soul-stirring olive theater
  06/02/26
you maed it
aromatic box office mental disorder
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Chrome Tripping Ape Center
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Outnumbered walnut hunting ground
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
plum big-titted sanctuary
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Exciting stead
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Beady-eyed black woman
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
very tactful avocado immigrant
  06/01/26
...
Federal Queen Of The Night
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
turquoise sex offender
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Outnumbered walnut hunting ground
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
turquoise sex offender
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Outnumbered walnut hunting ground
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
cerebral jew church
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
pale infuriating mediation
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
spruce fluffy associate
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
pale infuriating mediation
  06/01/26
...
startled location
  06/03/26
...
twisted translucent circlehead
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
plum big-titted sanctuary
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
plum big-titted sanctuary
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Flesh people who are hurt
  06/02/26
...
concupiscible embarrassed to the bone son of senegal
  06/02/26
...
snowy vibrant indian lodge athletic conference
  06/02/26
...
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/03/26
...
startled location
  06/03/26
...
plum big-titted sanctuary
  06/03/26
...
idiotic ceo striped hyena
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Flushed Sticky Base Pistol
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Outnumbered walnut hunting ground
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
glittery know-it-all native love of her life
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
concupiscible embarrassed to the bone son of senegal
  06/03/26
...
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/03/26
...
glittery know-it-all native love of her life
  06/03/26
...
startled location
  06/03/26
...
plum big-titted sanctuary
  06/03/26
...
Godawful crystalline abode roast beef
  06/03/26
...
pearly weed whacker
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
cheese-eating gaming laptop jap
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Mewling Philosopher-king Orchestra Pit
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
glittery know-it-all native love of her life
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: pearly weed whacker

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: pearly weed whacker

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: aggressive station keepsake machete

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: aggressive station keepsake machete

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: startled location

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: startled location

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: cordovan church building

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: snowy vibrant indian lodge athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: electric abnormal whorehouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered walnut hunting ground

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: idiotic ceo striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: brilliant blathering parlour legend

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: spruce fluffy associate

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: spruce fluffy associate

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered walnut hunting ground

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: snowy vibrant indian lodge athletic conference

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Outnumbered walnut hunting ground

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: snowy vibrant indian lodge athletic conference

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: spruce fluffy associate

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring olive theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: aromatic box office mental disorder

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Chrome Tripping Ape Center

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered walnut hunting ground

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: plum big-titted sanctuary

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Exciting stead

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black woman

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: very tactful avocado immigrant

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Federal Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: turquoise sex offender

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered walnut hunting ground

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: turquoise sex offender

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered walnut hunting ground

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: cerebral jew church

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: pale infuriating mediation

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: spruce fluffy associate

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: pale infuriating mediation

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: startled location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: twisted translucent circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: plum big-titted sanctuary

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: plum big-titted sanctuary

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Flesh people who are hurt

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: concupiscible embarrassed to the bone son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: snowy vibrant indian lodge athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: startled location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: plum big-titted sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: idiotic ceo striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Flushed Sticky Base Pistol

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered walnut hunting ground

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: glittery know-it-all native love of her life

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: concupiscible embarrassed to the bone son of senegal

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: glittery know-it-all native love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: startled location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: plum big-titted sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Godawful crystalline abode roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: pearly weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating gaming laptop jap

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Mewling Philosopher-king Orchestra Pit

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: glittery know-it-all native love of her life

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912932)