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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Electric Clear Plaza Giraffe

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Electric Clear Plaza Giraffe



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Amber sticky wagecucks



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: bateful hairless set



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Amber sticky wagecucks



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: maroon half-breed turdskin

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: salmon brethren

cr

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: bateful hairless set



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: grizzly multi-colored spot



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Indecent mahogany background story meetinghouse

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: violet underhanded potus

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Electric Clear Plaza Giraffe

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: salmon brethren

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: kink-friendly bronze dilemma

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Burgundy bat-shit-crazy market lettuce



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: cheese-eating razzmatazz death wish gas station



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: bateful hairless set



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: abnormal church building selfie



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: bateful hairless set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: salmon brethren

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Indigo marvelous area double fault



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: bateful hairless set



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Electric Clear Plaza Giraffe



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Burgundy bat-shit-crazy market lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: saffron university

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: salmon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: exhilarant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: exhilarant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Burgundy bat-shit-crazy market lettuce



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: pale roommate forum

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Electric Clear Plaza Giraffe

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Burgundy bat-shit-crazy market lettuce

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: exhilarant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Electric Clear Plaza Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: talking supple azn cumskin



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: topaz costumed box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Electric Clear Plaza Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Lime French Field

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: grizzly multi-colored spot

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Low-t Famous Landscape Painting State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#49467431)