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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
vigorous impertinent pisswyrm national
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
olive feces
  03/24/25
yep
Anal Dragon Famous Landscape Painting
  03/24/25
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Mind-boggling cobalt brunch place of business
  03/24/25
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Contagious Stead
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swollen talented depressive native
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Sable step-uncle's house
  03/24/25
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Marvelous orange range
  03/24/25
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hairraiser umber philosopher-king
  03/24/25
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henna meetinghouse half-breed
  03/24/25
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Soggy dilemma
  03/26/25
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Irate histrionic liquid oxygen heaven
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
High-end den
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Cracking skinny woman
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
demanding trip police squad
  03/24/25
titcr
aphrodisiac rambunctious pit
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
olive feces
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
aphrodisiac rambunctious pit
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Soul-stirring flesh school cafeteria mad cow disease
  03/24/25
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Anal Dragon Famous Landscape Painting
  03/24/25
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Marvelous orange range
  03/24/25
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Concupiscible Codepig
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
High-end den
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Sable step-uncle's house
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Marvelous orange range
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Marvelous orange range
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks
  03/24/25
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Concupiscible Codepig
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
stubborn swashbuckling business firm newt
  03/24/25
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aquamarine provocative trust fund
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
insanely creepy stag film
  03/24/25
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Irate histrionic liquid oxygen heaven
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
talking excitant alpha cumskin
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
boyish stage
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
gold juggernaut parlor
  03/24/25
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gold juggernaut parlor
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
olive feces
  03/27/25
lol
vigorous impertinent pisswyrm national
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: vigorous impertinent pisswyrm national

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: olive feces

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Anal Dragon Famous Landscape Painting

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cobalt brunch place of business



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Contagious Stead



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: swollen talented depressive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776913)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Marvelous orange range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777078)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: hairraiser umber philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777274)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: henna meetinghouse half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48778644)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Soggy dilemma

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Irate histrionic liquid oxygen heaven



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: High-end den

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Cracking skinny woman

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: demanding trip police squad

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac rambunctious pit

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: olive feces

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: aphrodisiac rambunctious pit

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flesh school cafeteria mad cow disease

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Anal Dragon Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Marvelous orange range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: High-end den

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Marvelous orange range

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Marvelous orange range

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: stubborn swashbuckling business firm newt

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: aquamarine provocative trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy stag film

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Irate histrionic liquid oxygen heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: talking excitant alpha cumskin

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: boyish stage

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: gold juggernaut parlor

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: gold juggernaut parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: olive feces

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: vigorous impertinent pisswyrm national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Vannesa#49493859)