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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: The Midwit Pundit's Assassination (No Future) https://nypost.com/2025/09/19/us-news/florida-judge-strikes-trumps-15b-defamation-lawsuit-against-new-york-times-reporters-for-being-too-long/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284147) |
Date: September 19th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: AZNgirl Blowing 5'5 Paralegal Handsome rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284148) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: excellent subthread God I used to hate when shitlawyers would write a full summary judgment brief as their complaint. So annoying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284165) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: AZNgirl Blowing 5'5 Paralegal Handsome tbf, the god damn bullshit US legal system wld be much better if the plaintiff had to file all their evidence initially and make an actual legal and factual argument for their faggot case. cases shld immediately be thrown out if insufficient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284180) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity Isn’t your entire net worth built on that not being the case? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284217) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Cousin Greg And TWTR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284734) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:11 PM Author: allegedly That makes zero sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284223) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: I pray to gahd that there's no further violence Yeah that's the problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284584) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: AI_concubine (1L at McGeorge who loses scholarship) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284659) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: Cousin Greg Didn’t you do employment law? Lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284731) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: The Midwit Pundit's Assassination (No Future) The reader of the complaint must labor through allegations, such as "a new journalistic low for the hopelessly compromised and tarnished 'Gray Lady.'" The reader must endure an allegation of "the desperate need to defame with a partisan spear rather than report with an authentic looking glass" and an allegation that "the false narrative about 'The Apprentice' was just the tip of Defendants' melting iceberg of falsehoods." Similarly, in one of many, often repetitive, and laudatory (toward President Trump) but superfluous allegations, the pleader states, "'The Apprentice' represented the cultural magnitude of President Trump's singular brilliance,” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284198) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑) lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284200) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: excellent subthread Fuckin 180 I take back my complaining going to download this masterpiece and read the whole thing tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284203) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: manic pixie dream litigator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284206) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284208) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: aids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284238) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: manic pixie dream litigator defame with a spear rather than report with a glass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284205) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: Texas School Book Suppository tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284441) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: The Midwit Pundit's Assassination (No Future) if you mock/spear/defame presidents you're trash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284465) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:12 PM Author: Cousin Greg Lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284228) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Check out my wishlist! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284239) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: exley So they just tell ChatGPT to condense it to 40 pages and refile, what’s the problem
Or they could start removing judges with same day replacements and asking what the fuck anyone is going to do about it. that is definitely coming, so why not start now? |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: AZNgirl Blowing 5'5 Paralegal Handsome they shld just sell the kirk assasin to finish off this benchod judge, how dare he question trump's lawyers who are the BEST in the world really (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284183) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: manic pixie dream litigator it would take far more than 85 pages to catalog all the defamtory slings and arrows launched by my detractors over the years. president Trump I feel your pain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284188) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:20 PM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284580) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:08 PM Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑) link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284212) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: AZNgirl Blowing 5'5 Paralegal Handsome ljl they copy pasted photos of book covers in the actual complaint, see page 6:
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flmd.447437/gov.uscourts.flmd.447437.1.0.pdf |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:10 PM Author: AZNgirl Blowing 5'5 Paralegal Handsome The Times does have every intention of defaming and disparaging the world-renowned Trump brand that consumers have long associated with excellence, luxury, and success in entertainment, hospitality, and real estate, among many other industries |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:11 PM Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑) we have the best book covers, like nothing anybody's ever seen before, believe me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284222) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: aids lmfao 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284243) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: prep school gangster Maybe should've left "Epstein & Co. LLC" off the signature block on this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284512) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: The Midwit Pundit's Assassination (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284532) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: AZNgirl Blowing 5'5 Paralegal Handsome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284556) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:21 PM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284581) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: allegedly Murderers row of attorneys here. A shit law Guy, an of counsel at a shit law shop and an associate prof at “St. Thomas University” in Miami (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284577) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:11 PM Author: Cousin Greg Gotta check the local rules (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284224) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:11 PM Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity There should be page limits for complaints like there are for briefs. You should need permission to file more than 35 pages. I get securities class action complaints (and especially amended complaints) that are 100 pages plus all the time. Nobody has time to actually read all that bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284225) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: aids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284242) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Ass Sunstein Dat too many pages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284463) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 4:29 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., ran itt to poast this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284772) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: Ass Sunstein Wapner: "I know you've been sworn, sir, and I have read your complaint. It was too long. Anyways, gotta go." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284468) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: I pray to gahd that there's no further violence https://i.imgur.com/4S4cDOF.jpeg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284682) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: Cousin Greg Holy shit, imagine charging Trump $500k to write about how awesome Trump is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284729) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Candy Ride Trump should hire gunnerattt to draft the amended complaint. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777597&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284744) |
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Date: September 19th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: OldHLSDude Anybody know these loquacious wordsmiths? DEMAND FOR JURY TRIAL Plaintiff hereby demands a jury trial as to all issues so triable. Dated: September 15, 2025 Respectfully submitted,
/s/Alejandro Brito Alejandro Brito Florida Bar No. 098442 BRITO, PLLC 2121 Ponce de Leon Boulevard Suite 650 Coral Gables, FL 33134 Tel: 305-614-4071 Fax: 305-440-4385 abrito@britopllc.com apiriou@britopllc.com
/s/Edward Andrew Paltzik Edward Andrew Paltzik Taylor Dykema PLLC 914 E. 25 th Street Houston, TX 77009 Tel: 516-526-0341 edward@taylordykema.com (pro hac vice admission forthcoming)
/s/Daniel Zachary Epstein Daniel Zachary Epstein Epstein & Co. LLC 8903 Glades Rd Ste A8 #2090 Boca Raton, FL 33434 Tel: 202-240-2398 dan@epsteinco.co (pro hac vice admission forthcoming) Counsel to Plaintiff President Donald J. Trump
Full complaint if you are bored: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flmd.447437/gov.uscourts.flmd.447437.1.0.pdf |