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massive wonderful trust fund
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massive wonderful trust fund
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massive wonderful trust fund
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
galvanic judgmental heaven dragon
  12/20/20
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Spruce address
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LJL @ poors
Black Pervert Scourge Upon The Earth
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Motley Cruel-hearted Nursing Home Really Tough Guy
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MFCR alert
misanthropic sandwich
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
fragrant university mad-dog skullcap
  08/21/19
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saffron very tactful church building boiling water
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Duck-like Den
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Black Pervert Scourge Upon The Earth
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
fragrant university mad-dog skullcap
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emergency money
Black Pervert Scourge Upon The Earth
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aromatic gas station
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carmine library
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carmine library
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hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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You’re poor
Useless aqua kitty
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
massive wonderful trust fund
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
ruddy gaping death wish
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aromatic gas station
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I just got one of these too FML
misanthropic sandwich
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
massive wonderful trust fund
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
saffron very tactful church building boiling water
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
massive wonderful trust fund
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
arousing ratface
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
massive wonderful trust fund
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Dashing sepia preventive strike parlour
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
massive wonderful trust fund
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Sooty nowag
  09/10/21
great thread
vigorous kitchen jew
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massive wonderful trust fund
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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Spruce address
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i love men
vigorous kitchen jew
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Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
massive wonderful trust fund
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Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
massive wonderful trust fund
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How are you this poor
ruddy gaping death wish
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
massive wonderful trust fund
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Histrionic giraffe roommate
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
massive wonderful trust fund
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
massive wonderful trust fund
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Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: galvanic judgmental heaven dragon

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Spruce address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Black Pervert Scourge Upon The Earth

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Motley Cruel-hearted Nursing Home Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: misanthropic sandwich

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: fragrant university mad-dog skullcap

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: saffron very tactful church building boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Duck-like Den

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Black Pervert Scourge Upon The Earth

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: fragrant university mad-dog skullcap

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Black Pervert Scourge Upon The Earth

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: aromatic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: carmine library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: carmine library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Useless aqua kitty

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: ruddy gaping death wish

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: aromatic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: misanthropic sandwich

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: saffron very tactful church building boiling water

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: arousing ratface

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Dashing sepia preventive strike parlour

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Sooty nowag

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: vigorous kitchen jew

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Spruce address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: vigorous kitchen jew

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: ruddy gaping death wish

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Histrionic giraffe roommate

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: massive wonderful trust fund

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#49264493)