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amethyst box office potus
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amethyst box office potus
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Narrow-minded temple philosopher-king
  12/20/20
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cyan shivering patrolman
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
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sick market
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
copper tanning salon
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
sienna main people
  08/21/19
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Lilac startling corn cake dilemma
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
sepia hospital
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
avocado parlor
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
sienna main people
  08/21/19
emergency money
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Maize university psychic
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bright bateful alpha
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bright bateful alpha
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hehe
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Narrow-minded temple philosopher-king
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Federal corner
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
amethyst box office potus
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
deep glittery brunch
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Maize university psychic
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
copper tanning salon
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
amethyst box office potus
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Lilac startling corn cake dilemma
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
amethyst box office potus
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Exhilarant hateful laser beams
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
amethyst box office potus
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Aromatic point
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
amethyst box office potus
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Twinkling multi-colored turdskin area
  09/10/21
great thread
racy school
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amethyst box office potus
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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cyan shivering patrolman
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i love men
racy school
  04/10/23
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amethyst box office potus
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
amethyst box office potus
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
deep glittery brunch
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
amethyst box office potus
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
razzle cumskin stage
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
amethyst box office potus
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
amethyst box office potus
  09/14/24
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  07/18/25
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: amethyst box office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: amethyst box office potus

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded temple philosopher-king

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: cyan shivering patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: avocado parlor

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: sick market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: copper tanning salon

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: sienna main people

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Lilac startling corn cake dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: sepia hospital

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: avocado parlor

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: sienna main people

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: avocado parlor

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Maize university psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: bright bateful alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: bright bateful alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Green legend

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Narrow-minded temple philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Federal corner

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: deep glittery brunch

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Maize university psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: copper tanning salon

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: amethyst box office potus

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Lilac startling corn cake dilemma

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant hateful laser beams

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Aromatic point

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Twinkling multi-colored turdskin area

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: racy school

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: cyan shivering patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: racy school

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: deep glittery brunch

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: amethyst box office potus

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: razzle cumskin stage

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: amethyst box office potus

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: amethyst box office potus

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: amethyst box office potus

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: amethyst box office potus

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Vannesa#49430061)