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Lawyer cites hallucinated case in brief. Gets absolutely destroyed
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: dull slap-happy quadroon sweet tailpipe https://x.com/RobertFreundLaw/status/1956164045612228968
Another lawyer cited a bunch of fake, AI-hallucinated cases in a brief. Said she didn't knowingly do that.
Court orders sanctions:
-Counsel must write a letter to the 3 judges to whom she attributed fake cases
-Counsel is kicked off the case; pro hac revoked
-Brief stricken
-Counsel must give client a copy of the order
-Counsel must send the order to every judge presiding over any of her cases
-Court will send a copy of the order to all state bars where counsel is admitted. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:05 PM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty the lawyer: https://res.cloudinary.com/furthered/image/fetch/w_480,h_480,c_fill,g_faces,g_auto,f_auto/https://cdn.furthered.com/images/public_profile/5e7b325a7e23c.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186673) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:06 PM Author: Swashbuckling home Would. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186679) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: chrome tattoo jewess Binary 0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187427) |
Date: August 14th, 2025 10:47 PM Author: 180 cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186610) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good parlor gay wizard what's causing AI to do this?
honestly, these reactions from judges seem overboard. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty these reactions are 180. judges need to make examples of these shitlawyers to save the profession from AI, to put the fear in god in these people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186643) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:17 PM Author: plum corn cake property AI will absolutely crush the legal industry within 10 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186703) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty fine, so judges should still stand up to it for now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187119) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:17 AM Author: heady pit 10 years of viability vs 5 years might make the difference for half the board to parachute out before the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187136) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:18 AM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187137) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 1:11 AM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; No just practitioners like you were before you fled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49193630) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 10:56 AM Author: lavender multi-billionaire is AI useless or will it take all the jobs? make up your mind
amazing how jews first determine what is "correct" by how they feel then they backwards rationalize into their "opinion"
emotional faggoty women, the lot of you jews |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty low iq schtick? AI can be shit yet take jobs, just like H1-Bs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49188813) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: cerise friendly grandma masturbator overboard?
lawcucks have ONE JOB |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:15 PM Author: razzle-dazzle tan piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186696) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:10 AM Author: Comical lilac immigrant AI is programmed to be like a golden retriever, not a donkey. it will do nearly anything to please the prompter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187126) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:15 AM Author: Well-lubricated Vivacious Brunch Overboard? This is a real trout in the milk situation. The lawfags who do this never do anything right, they simply copy/paste whatever they find without checking it. We just couldn't prove that's what they were doing until now. If anything the judges are being too lenient. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187131) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:38 AM Author: Rusted Harsh Laser Beams I don't think the sanction is overly harsh. She has her pro have vice revoked and has to own up to being a retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187157) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: arrogant learning disabled plaza ceo Well, the judge is AI too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49188828) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts LLMs are nothing but giant roulette wheels running a million spins to determine the most likely next token (part of a word, e.g. ‘to’ and ‘ken’). It is the proverbial monkey typing Shakespeare on a long enough timeline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49194335) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: honey-headed concupiscible queen of the night pretty fucked up that the hammer gets dropped on people like this while that one nigger judge can literally make a legal ruling(!) based on completely made up AI shit and nothing at all happens to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186648) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: trip haunted graveyard who decided to name this shit "hallucinations" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186650) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:03 PM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty is there a better word than "making shit up"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186665) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:12 PM Author: cerise friendly grandma masturbator ai slop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186691) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:14 PM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty ai slop could just be a shitty brief that babbles on and has that ai slop look. it doesnt properly capture the "making shit up" aspect that hallucinations does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186695) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:26 PM Author: plum corn cake property https://www.dictionary.com/browse/confabulation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186736) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:03 AM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty normies dont know this sat word. how's it better than hallucination?
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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts Ai slop can be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49194337) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:17 PM Author: Wild library knife technofantastigorical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186701) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:19 PM Author: plum corn cake property confabulating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186709) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:19 PM Author: trip haunted graveyard yeah: "fake case" or "fake information" or "fake facts"
Lawyers always need to make up some new retarded term to make themselves feel smart when they blurt it out. Lawyers are scum. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Wild library knife (really smart guy who thinks shitlawyers coined “hallucinations” wrt ai) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186717) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:03 AM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187118) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: plum corn cake property they're more accurately termed 'confabulations' but you sound like a faggot when you say that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186707) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:15 PM Author: Wild library knife any lawyer too lazy to cite check a brief they submitted but didn’t even bother to write while KNOWING that is a likely outcome deserves to be disbarred. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186698) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: cerise friendly grandma masturbator should be jail time for this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186699) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187120) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: Bronze adventurous location liquid oxygen that’s a pretty extreme punishment. it’s a legitimate inexcusable fuck up, I get that, but ho lee fuk they might as well make her walk through the street naked cersei-style (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186742) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: Topaz Violent Water Buffalo Judges getting in on the act:
https://www.abajournal.com/web/article/who-or-what-is-to-blame-for-2-federal-judges-error-filled-withdrawn-opinions |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:13 AM Author: Comical lilac immigrant not a good look for two federal judges. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187129) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:15 AM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty insightful journalism:
>Scheindlin tells the ABA Journal in an email that, in her experience, most judges use law clerks to conduct research. And most ask their law clerks to prepare first drafts of opinions after discussing each issue, so that the clerk knows how the judge wants to rule.
is anyone reading the aba journal not aware of this |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Topaz Violent Water Buffalo LOL, most judges don't even know anything about a case before a clerk gives them the proposed draft of an opinion. At least in the courts I clerked for- clerks for various judges trade war stories.
edit: this applies to district judges more so than appellate. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:16 AM Author: Cheese-eating hilarious stage kitty GUESS RACES OF THE 2 JUDGES:
https://www.abajournal.com/images/main_images/Neals_Wingate_headshots.png |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:55 PM Author: Cordovan demanding marketing idea bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49186831) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:09 AM Author: Comical lilac immigrant BAM!, literally, in this case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49187125) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 6:20 PM Author: dull slap-happy quadroon sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49188702) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: sooty dog poop clown I don't get the people saying this was too harsh a punishment.
She's a lawyer, charging her clients money, submitting stuff she didn't write and didn't even bother to read to a judge. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Vermilion athletic conference old irish cottage Looking forward to reading about a case where both sides use AI to draft every document and the judge uses AI to draft the decision, except the articles about it will probably also be written by AI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49189009) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49194332) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 1:08 AM Author: .,.,.;.,..,.,:.,:,.,..,::,..,,:.,.,.:,..:.,:.:, They punished her like that for something that will be standard practice in the legal profession in 3 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49193629) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts She should have used ShepAIrdize This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49194338) |