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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Contagious philosopher-king shrine
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b!
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C
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c
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Bossy blue fanboi principal's office
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a
mischievous stage
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Glittery azn
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I can', A & B ar tied :(
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charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse
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Fine I change my vote to A.
Glittery azn
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a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
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charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
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c for sure
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C
mischievous stage
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c
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Xo
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chaturbate
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C!
Glittery azn
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NEXT CHAPTER
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everyone in this thread unzips.
trip property
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charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse
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abnormal forum
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
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no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Ebony Orchestra Pit Laser Beams
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lol ouch
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he is busy doing tinychat
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charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse
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Topic has amazing potential.
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police
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mischievous stage
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Contagious philosopher-king shrine

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Glittery azn

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: abnormal forum

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: cracking school cafeteria

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Bossy blue fanboi principal's office

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: mischievous stage

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Glittery azn

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Contagious philosopher-king shrine

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Glittery azn

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: fighting supple hunting ground roast beef

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: fighting supple hunting ground roast beef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Contagious philosopher-king shrine

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: fighting supple hunting ground roast beef

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: mischievous stage

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: excitant fuchsia voyeur casino

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: abnormal forum

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: swollen french chef nursing home

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Glittery azn

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Glittery azn

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: trip property

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: abnormal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: excitant fuchsia voyeur casino

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Ebony Orchestra Pit Laser Beams

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Vibrant crimson abode background story

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: fighting supple hunting ground roast beef

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Fragrant library sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: charismatic zombie-like bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: razzle institution haunted graveyard

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Contagious philosopher-king shrine

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Vibrant crimson abode background story

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: razzle institution haunted graveyard

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: swollen french chef nursing home

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: mischievous stage

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: abnormal forum

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: abnormal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: excitant fuchsia voyeur casino

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: excitant fuchsia voyeur casino

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: abnormal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: At-the-ready thirsty university friendly grandma

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Coiffed thriller hospital ape



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: irradiated sinister sound barrier menage

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Vannesa#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: yellow generalized bond stage



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Lake hall



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