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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Orange bearded principal's office reading party
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Orange bearded principal's office reading party
  10/17/25
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Cerebral Knife
  10/17/25
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Mildly Autistic Kitty Cat Yarmulke
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
slap-happy church building mood
  10/17/25
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Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/17/25
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narrow-minded puppy mad-dog skullcap
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
concupiscible idiotic center athletic conference
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
slap-happy church building mood
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
slap-happy church building mood
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Ungodly Fat Ankles Senate
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Dashing stain
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Godawful Nighttime Laser Beams State
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Godawful Nighttime Laser Beams State
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Ruby Mad Cow Disease
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Godawful Nighttime Laser Beams State
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Excitant feces patrolman
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Indecent Dun Juggernaut
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/17/25
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Nubile razzle tattoo abode
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Ruby Mad Cow Disease
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Cerebral Knife
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
seedy cracking useless brakes school
  10/17/25
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Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/17/25
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Nubile razzle tattoo abode
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Cerebral Knife
  10/17/25
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narrow-minded puppy mad-dog skullcap
  10/17/25
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Mauve hissy fit electric furnace
  10/18/25
lol
greedy address
  10/18/25
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180 chrome antidepressant drug house
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
bull headed doobsian rehab
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
bull headed doobsian rehab
  10/17/25
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Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/17/25
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Mildly Autistic Kitty Cat Yarmulke
  10/18/25
:(
Territorial Orchestra Pit Dopamine
  10/17/25
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fighting internal respiration liquid oxygen
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
vengeful national security agency
  10/18/25
...
electric kitchen hominid
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
concupiscible idiotic center athletic conference
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Plum diverse blood rage national
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Iridescent Multi-colored Dog Poop
  10/18/25
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fighting internal respiration liquid oxygen
  10/18/25
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slap-happy church building mood
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Plum diverse blood rage national
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
slap-happy church building mood
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Zippy corner
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Thriller depressive heaven
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Pungent Gaped Mediation
  10/18/25
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Ungodly Fat Ankles Senate
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
bull headed doobsian rehab
  10/18/25
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Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Orange bearded principal's office reading party

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Orange bearded principal's office reading party

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cerebral Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Kitty Cat Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: slap-happy church building mood

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded puppy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: concupiscible idiotic center athletic conference

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: slap-happy church building mood

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: slap-happy church building mood

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Ungodly Fat Ankles Senate

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Dashing stain

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Godawful Nighttime Laser Beams State

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Godawful Nighttime Laser Beams State

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Ruby Mad Cow Disease

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Godawful Nighttime Laser Beams State

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Excitant feces patrolman

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Indecent Dun Juggernaut

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Nubile razzle tattoo abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Ruby Mad Cow Disease

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Knife

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: seedy cracking useless brakes school

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Nubile razzle tattoo abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Knife

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded puppy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Mauve hissy fit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: greedy address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: 180 chrome antidepressant drug house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: bull headed doobsian rehab

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: bull headed doobsian rehab

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Kitty Cat Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Territorial Orchestra Pit Dopamine

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: fighting internal respiration liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: vengeful national security agency

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: electric kitchen hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: concupiscible idiotic center athletic conference

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Plum diverse blood rage national

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Iridescent Multi-colored Dog Poop

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: fighting internal respiration liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: slap-happy church building mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Plum diverse blood rage national

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: slap-happy church building mood

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Zippy corner

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Thriller depressive heaven

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Pungent Gaped Mediation

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Ungodly Fat Ankles Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: bull headed doobsian rehab

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Emerald meetinghouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359746)