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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
Amber swashbuckling rigor
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
cobalt spot
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
startling incel stage
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
Amber swashbuckling rigor
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Pontificating shrine preventive strike
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
Bronze Maniacal Ticket Booth Water Buffalo
  04/28/26
...
fragrant bat-shit-crazy hominid
  04/29/26
...
gay abode
  04/29/26
Seems so
burgundy zippy sandwich piazza
  04/30/26
...
cyan meetinghouse
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Glassy Shivering Legend
  05/06/26
...
Talented library
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
Judgmental topaz address
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
supple ruddy den
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
Talented library
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
rambunctious twinkling psychic macaca
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
gay abode
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
fragrant bat-shit-crazy hominid
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
burgundy zippy sandwich piazza
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
gay abode
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
federal codepig coldplay fan
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
fragrant bat-shit-crazy hominid
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
Amber swashbuckling rigor
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
gay abode
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
aromatic amethyst fortuitous meteor
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
white slippery cuckoldry station
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
federal codepig coldplay fan
  04/29/26
Alpha.
deranged death wish
  04/29/26
Is this real?
Well-lubricated affirmative action kitty cat
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
burgundy zippy sandwich piazza
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
shimmering exciting dilemma
  04/30/26
U drunk?
burgundy zippy sandwich piazza
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
shimmering exciting dilemma
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
fragrant bat-shit-crazy hominid
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
cyan meetinghouse
  04/30/26
...
cyan meetinghouse
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
federal codepig coldplay fan
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
Amber swashbuckling rigor
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
Amber swashbuckling rigor
  05/02/26
Majestic
federal codepig coldplay fan
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
burgundy zippy sandwich piazza
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
gay abode
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
gay abode
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
Amber swashbuckling rigor
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
federal codepig coldplay fan
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
cobalt spot
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
federal codepig coldplay fan
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
gay abode
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
cobalt spot
  05/04/26
...
gay abode
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
gay abode
  05/06/26
...
deranged death wish
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
Talented library
  05/06/26
^^the author
federal codepig coldplay fan
  05/06/26
...
Talented library
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
cobalt spot
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
Yapping flickering school pozpig
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Amber swashbuckling rigor

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: cobalt spot

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: startling incel stage

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: Amber swashbuckling rigor

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine preventive strike

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Bronze Maniacal Ticket Booth Water Buffalo

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: gay abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: burgundy zippy sandwich piazza

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: cyan meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Glassy Shivering Legend

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Talented library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Judgmental topaz address

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: supple ruddy den

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Talented library

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: rambunctious twinkling psychic macaca

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: gay abode

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy hominid

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: burgundy zippy sandwich piazza

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: gay abode

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: federal codepig coldplay fan

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy hominid

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: Amber swashbuckling rigor

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: gay abode

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: aromatic amethyst fortuitous meteor

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: white slippery cuckoldry station

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: federal codepig coldplay fan

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: deranged death wish

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Well-lubricated affirmative action kitty cat

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: burgundy zippy sandwich piazza

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: shimmering exciting dilemma

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: burgundy zippy sandwich piazza

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: shimmering exciting dilemma

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy hominid

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: cyan meetinghouse

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: cyan meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: federal codepig coldplay fan

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Amber swashbuckling rigor

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Amber swashbuckling rigor

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: federal codepig coldplay fan

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: burgundy zippy sandwich piazza

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: gay abode

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: gay abode

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Amber swashbuckling rigor

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: federal codepig coldplay fan

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: cobalt spot

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: federal codepig coldplay fan

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: gay abode

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: cobalt spot

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: gay abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: gay abode

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: deranged death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Talented library

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: federal codepig coldplay fan

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Talented library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: cobalt spot

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Yapping flickering school pozpig

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Vannesa#49871448)