Date: March 10th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Purple meetinghouse jap
If I didn't know better, I would insist this is a parody account and flat refuse to believe that it is real. But it is real.
Libs, please explain. I really mean it. Libs please explain.
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I was in the middle of saying “as a born and raised New Yorker, we welcome everyone into this city” when he threw that over my head.
https://x.com/waltermasterson/status/2030738690163531891?s=20
And I still stand by it.
As a born and raised in New Yorker, everyone is welcome.
Everyone except chief goatfucker Jake Lang.
https://x.com/waltermasterson/status/2030738698828915108?s=20
For those of you unfamiliar with Jake, he’s the one who lost to the letter S.
https://x.com/waltermasterson/status/2030738759981936821?s=20
I can not stress this enough, it was right near our feet and it did not look real. We just stood there laughing.
Meanwhile the incel femoids ran away having been totally jestermogged. Their cortisol levels have yet to recover.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HC6wMRcWkAAMQee?format=jpg&name=medium
https://x.com/waltermasterson/status/2030754213915947122?s=20
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
NYPD Bomb Squad confirms it was real, describing it as "an improvised explosive device that could have caused serious injury or death."
https://x.com/NYPDPC/status/2030695186410463401
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/07/us/gracie-mansion-protests-ignited-device
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843466&forum_id=2Vannesa#49731552)