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So in the Book of Job, God summoned Satan to come to Heaven ...
obsidian dashing mental disorder
  06/02/26
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obsidian dashing mental disorder
  06/02/26
jew here. this is easy. the prophets are divinely inspired, ...
magical aphrodisiac tank telephone
  06/03/26
You must be one of the dumb Jews, because: 1) Job is not ...
obsidian dashing mental disorder
  06/03/26
there's an opinion in the talmud that moses wrote the book o...
magical aphrodisiac tank telephone
  06/03/26
That raises more questions, because there is no historical e...
obsidian dashing mental disorder
  06/05/26
you could ask the same thing about the Garden of Eden or any...
pontificating light home wrinkle
  06/04/26
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magical aphrodisiac tank telephone
  06/04/26
St. Kathy in Heaven's HR never took back his swipe card. ...
obsidian dashing mental disorder
  06/05/26
The way "the satan" (which apparently is "ha ...
brindle razzle-dazzle public bath
  06/05/26
>which apparently is "ha satan" amazing how ...
magical aphrodisiac tank telephone
  06/05/26
We don't have a problem with Hebrew. Hebrews on the other ha...
brindle razzle-dazzle public bath
  06/05/26
i laffed
magical aphrodisiac tank telephone
  06/05/26
Really? Because I'm not seeing an explanation ITT. Who he...
obsidian dashing mental disorder
  06/05/26
Apathetic prepper tp answered. Nobody knows who wrote it. Sa...
brindle razzle-dazzle public bath
  06/05/26
Why so aggie, bro in christ?
obsidian dashing mental disorder
  06/05/26
?? I'm an atheistmo. Go fuck urself
brindle razzle-dazzle public bath
  06/05/26
Do you have a better explanation of what Job experienced? Yo...
Vivacious garnet sanctuary dingle berry
  06/04/26
Lol at anyone being proud to be a "biblical scholar&quo...
mint aromatic headpube
  06/04/26
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obsidian dashing mental disorder
  06/05/26
In Job, the narrative bookends added to the poem at the begi...
Big-titted vibrant cumskin skinny woman
  06/04/26
But about those Biblemos that SWEAR the Bible is 100% litera...
obsidian dashing mental disorder
  06/05/26
I think you meant to post this on https://www.reddit.com.
Adulterous hospital haunted graveyard
  06/05/26
It seems like a lot of Bros are getting defensive ITT and br...
obsidian dashing mental disorder
  06/05/26
I think you meant to post this on https://www.reddit.com...
sticky theater
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harsh heaven scourge upon the earth
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maroon vigorous keepsake machete
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: obsidian dashing mental disorder

So in the Book of Job, God summoned Satan to come to Heaven to chat since they used to be Bros.

Satan arrived and they started talking about Job and how loyal he was to God.

My question:

Who was there to write down the conversation between God & Satan in Heaven and then turn it into what became a Book of the Bible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911341)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: obsidian dashing mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912067)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: magical aphrodisiac tank telephone

jew here. this is easy. the prophets are divinely inspired, meaning they've talked to god themselves. as such, the author (job) isn't just writing his first person accounts of matters from which he has personal knowledge; he's also writing hearsay from god, goy told him directly about other matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912462)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: obsidian dashing mental disorder

You must be one of the dumb Jews, because:

1) Job is not the author of this Book; &

2) The Book of Job is one of the 16 books of the Bible written by an Unknown author.

So my question remains: Who the hell was able to listen to the entire conversation between God & Satan in Heaven and then somehow transcribe it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914209)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: magical aphrodisiac tank telephone

there's an opinion in the talmud that moses wrote the book of job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914243)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: obsidian dashing mental disorder

That raises more questions, because there is no historical evidence that Moses ever existed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916952)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 7:57 AM
Author: pontificating light home wrinkle

you could ask the same thing about the Garden of Eden or any other non-attributed third person narrative and both jews and christians will respond that it was divinely inspired and didn't require the author's physical presence

it's a low IQ reddit atheist tier "gotcha". a better question would be how satan still had access to the heavenly courts if Job was written post-fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914388)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: magical aphrodisiac tank telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914399)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: obsidian dashing mental disorder

St. Kathy in Heaven's HR never took back his swipe card.

Duh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916892)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle public bath

The way "the satan" (which apparently is "ha satan" or "the adversary" in Hebrew) is presented in Job indicates it's not "the devil" but rather a bro in God's glorified crew who is effectively the prosecutor. Which also makes sense because a lot of angels didn't "like" humans the way the first kid resents how much love and attention mommy and daddy lavish on the new baby.

Lol at reddit atheist gotchas as if all this shit wasn't explained thousands of years ago. WHERE DID CAIN'S WIFE COME FROM HMMMMMMMM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916919)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: magical aphrodisiac tank telephone

>which apparently is "ha satan"

amazing how much hebrew is in xtianity. do goyim even realize amen is a hebrew acronym?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916938)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle public bath

We don't have a problem with Hebrew. Hebrews on the other hand...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916947)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: magical aphrodisiac tank telephone

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49917156)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: obsidian dashing mental disorder

Really? Because I'm not seeing an explanation ITT.

Who heard the conversation between God and WHOMEVER and then passed that knowledge down to be written in what would eventually become the Book of Job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916950)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle public bath

Apathetic prepper tp answered. Nobody knows who wrote it. Satisfied?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916963)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: obsidian dashing mental disorder

Why so aggie, bro in christ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle public bath

?? I'm an atheistmo. Go fuck urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49917017)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:01 AM
Author: Vivacious garnet sanctuary dingle berry

Do you have a better explanation of what Job experienced? Youre probably smarter than most biblical authors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914390)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: mint aromatic headpube

Lol at anyone being proud to be a "biblical scholar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914416)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: obsidian dashing mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916839)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:24 AM
Author: Big-titted vibrant cumskin skinny woman

In Job, the narrative bookends added to the poem at the beginning and end are the work of a weaker artistic vision and intellect than the poem itself. They are the most memorable part, unfortunately.

The meat of Job is the poem itself, and you might choose to start with Maimonides' interpretation (Guide to the Perplexed, ch. 22-23) to orient yourself. Job's materialistic understanding of God is challenged by suffering, and the human philosophical interpretations of God are taken up and dismissed in the form of the three comforters, until finally we reach the fourth comforter who tells us that God is beyond human understanding.

Did any of these people exist? No, of course not. It's a spiritual and philosophical poem. Their historicity is neither the point nor the lesson, nor is it claimed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914409)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: obsidian dashing mental disorder

But about those Biblemos that SWEAR the Bible is 100% literal and that you are a FALSE CHRISTIAN if you believe otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916843)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Adulterous hospital haunted graveyard

I think you meant to post this on https://www.reddit.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916849)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: obsidian dashing mental disorder

It seems like a lot of Bros are getting defensive ITT and brushing off any logical holes as simply being "reddit atheists playing gotcha" instead of trying to address the questions asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916953)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: sticky theater

I think you meant to post this on https://www.reddit.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916971)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: harsh heaven scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916954)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: maroon vigorous keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870632&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914423)