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The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world. Fwd: URGENT: re new matter: See attached. Response due Monday. Thx. (Sent from my iPhone) big forum   12/24/21 ... big forum   06/23/22 ... big forum   06/24/22 ... big forum   12/14/22 ... big forum   12/21/22 ... big forum   12/22/22 ... big forum   10/18/23 ... Magenta Newt Selfie   10/18/23 since this thread i've added your "I seem to recall&quo... 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Will get right on this and circle bac... slimy mexican   12/24/21 My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' coun... big forum   12/24/21 Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman Painfully Honest Brass Lay Turdskin   12/24/21 Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails ... big forum   12/24/21 Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to... slimy mexican   12/24/21 No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it wit... big forum   12/24/21 Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but ple... big forum   12/24/21 [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost... big forum   12/25/21 (Senior Associate X's Mercedes-Benz E-Class finally runs out... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/25/21 I'm enjoying this plotline. Infuriating university mood   12/25/21 To be fair, "Even Hell itself can't possibly be wors... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/25/21 and this is why I XO. 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Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you... big forum   12/24/21 Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 ... big forum   12/24/21 ... Nofapping corn cake psychic   12/24/21 Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a majo... Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping   12/24/21 ... big forum   12/24/21 Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsib... Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping   12/24/21 co-counsel really impressed with partner and will be sure to... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 ... big forum   12/24/21 ... Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping   12/24/21 Sorry. That might have been me. hairraiser senate   12/24/21 ... Arousing internet-worthy native   12/24/21 Did you receive the outstanding materials from my assistant?... big forum   12/24/21 “I’m going to kill myself soon. How would you li... out-of-control obsidian state   12/24/21 Hi Associate X, I received the email immediately below fr... big forum   12/24/21 "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Se... Infuriating university mood   12/25/21 180 spectacular hairy legs national   12/26/21 so good spectacular hairy legs national   04/07/22 ty big forum   11/13/25 ... racy blue address feces   05/15/22 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   05/31/22 ... Beta mint church building   12/22/22 ... Glittery magical coldplay fan azn   12/23/22 ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/25/22 ... ivory clown   12/25/22 ... spectacular hairy legs national   02/06/23 ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/25/23 ... spectacular hairy legs national   07/19/24 ... big forum   11/04/24 ... big forum   11/21/24 ... big forum   11/23/24 ... Sickened Gay Wizard Business Firm   11/13/25 Sorry for the email barrage. I texted my assistant and s... big forum   12/24/21 lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as comp... Arousing internet-worthy native   12/24/21 Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? ... big forum   12/24/21 Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) big forum   12/24/21 To be fair, I'm gay Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 JFC contagious den   08/25/22 ... big forum   08/25/22 Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 ... Avocado rehab faggotry   12/24/21 Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I se... big forum   12/24/21 To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall th... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counse... big forum   12/24/21 *associate misses check in with partner because he's having ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, *future ex-wife *future estranged grown up... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 "i made sacrifices, but it was all worth it" (s... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, "And I mean, you can't beat the pay...&q... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 "Plus the prestige and future opportunities." *... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 toxic contagious den   10/04/22 lol, hilariously tragic. Infuriating university mood   12/25/21 To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sun... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday Electric lilac therapy   12/26/21 ... Painfully Honest Brass Lay Turdskin   12/24/21 ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 ... big forum   10/20/24 ... contagious den   11/18/24 :) big forum   11/18/24 Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response ... Buck-toothed Autistic Dilemma   12/24/21 Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). Fi... big forum   12/24/21 Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real... Trip effete sweet tailpipe   12/24/21 (future of counsel) Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 ... hairraiser senate   12/24/21 ... Infuriating university mood   12/25/21 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   12/25/21 ... Thriller lemon wagecucks   01/18/22 Because of many customers taking time off for the December 2... Impressive outnumbered hospital   12/24/21 ... big forum   12/24/21 To be fair, "for the December 25th holiday" ... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 have a crazy kwanza, a happy hannukah, or however else you c... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 is this work just as important as what surgeons do? underhanded stead queen of the night   12/25/21 More! No surgeon has ever made a billion dollar mistake. cordovan nursing home   03/03/22 Incredibly disturbing thread Avocado rehab faggotry   12/24/21 thread needs a trigger warning Tripping marvelous public bath   12/24/21 ... Infuriating university mood   12/25/21 This thread delivers Smoky Pungent Trump Supporter Principal's Office   12/24/21 delivers intense soul crushing ptsd on xmas eve Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 Pitch perfect “nice” sociopath biglaw partner Smoky Pungent Trump Supporter Principal's Office   12/24/21 the ostensibly pleasant "aw shucks" attitude as he... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, "At least I don't have sex with men for ... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 (looks out window to see local well known shitlaw king from ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 ... Nofapping corn cake psychic   12/24/21 Actually 180 biz development opportunity. Infuriating university mood   12/25/21 I fucking hate you guys. Merry Christmas! Tantric spot   12/24/21 ... big forum   11/04/24 insane thing about this thread is that its christmas eve, bu... hyperventilating boltzmann ticket booth   12/24/21 To be fair, Haha yeah "insane" Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 its downright meshuggah Swashbuckling Turquoise Mad-dog Skullcap   12/24/21 There is way more direction and instruction by the partner i... Crawly dashing base   12/24/21 To be fair, *Shells are created using a state rather than... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 Cr. Have seen this many times by paralegals, some who even w... Crawly dashing base   12/24/21 ... big forum   12/24/21 Hey LaShonda, Just a heads up, these shells are for the w... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, *LaShonda's gaudy email footer -- which is to... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 ... big forum   12/24/21 *your eyes barely register the animated purple sparkles and ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 ... big forum   12/24/21 ... 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Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 That was just the partner signing off after implying associa... Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping   12/24/21 ... big forum   12/24/21 To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to den... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 "Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees mus... Infuriating university mood   12/25/21 Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I s... big forum   12/24/21 To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, p... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 ... Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping   12/24/21 Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket unti... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cel... big forum   12/24/21 (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associat... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, "Heading into the family's Christmas par... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 op mainlining has already established partner as a goy. also... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, "Robert L. Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbau... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 Early Life: Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbaum) was born in B... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 ... Comical bright karate   12/26/21 ... spectacular hairy legs national   12/29/21 ... spectacular hairy legs national   04/07/22 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   12/27/21 ... big forum   11/04/24 ... big forum   11/23/24 lol @ not being able to bill for it. It all falls under dra... Diverse zombie-like headpube house   12/24/21 Senior Associate X, I'm looking at your time sheet for th... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 ... big forum   12/24/21 ... Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping   12/24/21 ... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/25/21 ... spectacular hairy legs national   12/29/21 ... racy blue address feces   05/15/22 ... Beta mint church building   12/22/22 ... razzmatazz home scourge upon the earth   08/23/24 ... Narrow-minded abode quadroon   12/24/21 bro all I want for christmas is to be a biglaw litigator navy national security agency   12/24/21 ... Cerebral Digit Ratio   12/24/21 Senior Associate X, One more thought. You might reach out... big forum   12/24/21 To be fair, "Thanks, Larry. Funny, great minds -- I ... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 He's one of our best. After we push out the response, r... big forum   12/24/21 To be fair, I'll hold you to that -- sounds like a gas! Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 Any luck getting in touch with Adolf? Eager for you to conve... big forum   12/24/21 ?? (Sent from my iPhone) big forum   12/24/21 This is unacceptable. Please call my cell asap. Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping   12/24/21 this might be my favorite thread of all time. harsh aromatic prole elastic band   12/24/21 ... big forum   12/24/21 To be fair, (Senior Equity Partner Morty Goldman) Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/24/21 An early Christmas present for all of us coral casino   12/24/21 Happy to help spread Christmas Drear! big forum   12/24/21 Hilarious and sick. Cerebral Digit Ratio   12/25/21 ty big forum   12/25/21 VERY SICK & SAD! Infuriating university mood   12/25/21 Lmfao what the duck is wrong with you guys larping this on X... Light talented crackhouse regret   12/24/21 (Of Counsel) big forum   12/24/21 ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 ... Cerebral Digit Ratio   12/25/21 ... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/25/21 ... Infuriating university mood   12/25/21 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   12/25/21 ... big forum   11/05/24 they're jewish navy national security agency   12/24/21 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   12/26/21 Wow French Institution Pisswyrm   12/24/21 This will go down as a special moment in BIGLAW horror-threa... big forum   12/24/21 Senior Associate X, I'm finishing up dinner now and haven... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/24/21 It is now 8:30pm. I have called you three times in the last ... contagious den   09/27/22 ... Cerebral Digit Ratio   12/25/21 i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law sch... underhanded stead queen of the night   12/25/21 "it can't be as bad as they say" "they're ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/25/21 ... big forum   12/25/21 ... underhanded stead queen of the night   12/25/21 ... Narrow-minded abode quadroon   12/25/21 ... Avocado rehab faggotry   12/25/21 ... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/25/21 ... Infuriating university mood   12/25/21 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   12/25/21 ... 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Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/25/21 To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/25/21 1 fucking 80 big forum   12/25/21 ... harsh aromatic prole elastic band   12/25/21 ... big forum   12/25/21 (first year Y is now two hours and five bourbon infused eggn... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/25/21 !!!!!!! big forum   12/25/21 To be fair, Jesus fucking Christ "lmk" "... Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/25/21 ... big forum   07/31/25 Really nailing it here. Excitant splenetic fanboi   12/25/21 ... big forum   12/25/21 ... big forum   07/31/25 ... Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping   12/25/21 ... Narrow-minded abode quadroon   12/25/21 Jfc this guy may not make it to the end of the year Avocado rehab faggotry   12/26/21 ... spectacular hairy legs national   12/26/21 ... racy blue address feces   05/15/22 ... spectacular hairy legs national   05/31/22 ... 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Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot   12/22/22 ... spectacular hairy legs national   02/07/23 ... navy national security agency   11/04/24 ... big forum   11/04/24 ... big forum   11/20/24 ... big forum   12/25/21 High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the... bateful rigor jewess   12/25/21 ... big forum   12/25/21 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   12/25/21 ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/25/21 ... French Institution Pisswyrm   12/26/21 ... Infuriating university mood   12/26/21 ... spectacular hairy legs national   04/07/22 ... Doobsian hunting ground locale   05/15/22 ... spectacular hairy legs national   02/07/23 i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading ... Clear Yarmulke   12/25/21 lol underhanded stead queen of the night   12/25/21 ... Narrow-minded abode quadroon   12/25/21 This deserves some kind of thread of the year award French Institution Pisswyrm   12/26/21 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   12/26/21 ... big forum   12/26/21 ... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/26/21 Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before h... Infuriating university mood   12/26/21 ... big forum   12/26/21 it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/26/21 ... big forum   12/26/21 ... Narrow-minded abode quadroon   12/26/21 "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" ... Ocher Property   12/27/21 180 spectacular hairy legs national   04/07/22 ... racy blue address feces   05/15/22 this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. ... Slap-happy Office   12/26/21 Got pulling 500k+ at least? Filthy dysfunction   12/27/21 indeed Slap-happy Office   12/27/21 You could save a million dollars after a few years and just ... out-of-control obsidian state   12/27/21 That's not really how it works. Many of these people have f... Excitant splenetic fanboi   12/27/21 ... French Institution Pisswyrm   12/27/21 Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower s... Pale hilarious giraffe   08/25/22 50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save ... Smoky Pungent Trump Supporter Principal's Office   01/12/22 ... mildly autistic dragon brunch   12/27/21 this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah... Swashbuckling Turquoise Mad-dog Skullcap   12/28/21 as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd the... Magenta Newt Selfie   12/28/21 ... big forum   12/30/21 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   12/30/21 ... Infuriating university mood   12/28/21 ... self-centered center sandwich   12/28/21 ... Painfully Honest Brass Lay Turdskin   12/30/21 ... Beta mint church building   04/07/22 ... sooty stage mental disorder   04/07/22 ... racy blue address feces   05/15/22 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   05/31/22 ... contagious den   09/27/22 My brothers of the Written Word! I would rather fight beside... big forum   11/04/24 I had many scenarios this when I was in banking. I pushe... self-centered center sandwich   12/28/21 ... big forum   01/12/22 ... big forum   01/17/22 ... big forum   01/18/22 ... big forum   02/13/22 :) big forum   03/03/22 Hey guys, just got back from vacation. Ready to pitch in if ... dun step-uncle's house jap   03/03/22 *firm is a pile of rubble* Rusted wonderful resort halford   12/16/22 ... big forum   04/07/22 ... Magenta Newt Selfie   04/07/22 ... spectacular hairy legs national   04/07/22 ... big forum   04/14/22 ... spectacular hairy legs national   04/14/22 ... big forum   05/31/22 Threads like this remind me why I left biglaw for solo and w... Low-t Site Alpha   05/31/22 Thank big forum   05/31/22 ... big forum   06/02/22 ... Excitant splenetic fanboi   06/04/22 ... big forum   06/03/22 I have never done BIGLAW and this thread gave me PTSD Wine Reading Party Pit   08/02/22 You're welcome. big forum   08/02/22 I have wet dreams of me telling these people to fuck off Ruby nowag   08/24/22 Please turn off your out of office email. Filthy dysfunction   08/25/22 ... big forum   08/25/22 ... Narrow-minded abode quadroon   08/25/22 ... big forum   10/04/22 ... Pale hilarious giraffe   12/16/22 Everyone ready for a festive holiday season? Beta mint church building   10/05/22 😉 big forum   10/05/22 ... Beta mint church building   12/23/22 ... big forum   11/23/24 ... Ocher Property   10/13/22 ... big forum   10/13/22 Why not just push back hard? Flat out refuse during Christma... useless aqua stag film tank   12/16/22 Wow can’t believe no one’s ever thought of that ... Rusted wonderful resort halford   12/16/22 ... big forum   12/16/22 ... 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Magenta Newt Selfie   12/25/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: December 24th, 2021 11:39 AM Author: big forum (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668665) Date: June 23rd, 2022 4:04 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44729865) Date: June 24th, 2022 6:08 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44733073) Date: December 14th, 2022 10:27 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45635543) Date: December 21st, 2022 4:51 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45670367) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:30 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45677786) Date: October 18th, 2023 9:55 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#46950340) Date: October 18th, 2023 9:58 AM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#46950350) Date: October 18th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie since this thread i've added your "I seem to recall" to subtely call someone an idiot when they ask me a dumb question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#46950366) Date: November 21st, 2023 1:47 PM Author: big forum this is a classic biglaw mannerism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47082654) Date: November 23rd, 2023 12:33 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47090001) Date: November 23rd, 2023 3:29 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47090606) Date: January 4th, 2024 10:42 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47251015) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:19 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47868612) Date: July 20th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47870409) Date: November 19th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48354665) Date: December 21st, 2024 2:41 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48472892) Date: December 25th, 2024 4:14 PM Author: big forum Merry Christma$! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48485931) Date: December 26th, 2024 5:21 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48487207) Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:48 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48515267) Date: January 7th, 2025 1:00 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48526251) Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:37 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48771628) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:41 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49146072) Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49507119) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:16 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45240190) Date: December 28th, 2023 2:10 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47221590) Date: December 24th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49536788) Date: November 19th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48357125) Date: July 2nd, 2022 12:50 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44783953) Date: August 2nd, 2022 6:49 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44954050) Date: August 17th, 2022 3:39 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45028669) Date: August 19th, 2022 4:08 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45039399) Date: August 24th, 2022 7:28 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45065236) Date: September 2nd, 2022 2:16 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45110451) Date: September 7th, 2022 10:37 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45134300) Date: September 7th, 2022 10:37 PM Author: mind-boggling kitchen (on Christmas Eve) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45134305) Date: December 21st, 2024 1:45 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48471642) Date: December 26th, 2024 5:16 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48487183) Date: December 26th, 2024 3:43 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48488993) Date: September 13th, 2022 11:37 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45167653) Date: September 18th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45193824) Date: October 4th, 2022 7:02 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45280330) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:35 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45287475) Date: October 12th, 2022 5:54 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45321707) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:05 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45328233) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:39 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45393831) Date: December 15th, 2022 11:13 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45641009) Date: December 16th, 2022 11:43 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45642743) Date: December 19th, 2022 3:36 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45657204) Date: December 21st, 2022 4:02 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45670128) Date: October 17th, 2023 11:13 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#46949306) Date: November 16th, 2023 8:31 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47064821) Date: August 23rd, 2024 4:46 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47999770) Date: September 18th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48102940) Date: September 18th, 2024 8:16 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106284) Date: October 13th, 2024 1:36 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48192004) Date: October 18th, 2024 3:49 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48212506) Date: October 19th, 2024 11:06 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48216946) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48279367) Date: November 15th, 2024 3:39 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48342212) Date: November 17th, 2024 9:58 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48350446) Date: November 18th, 2024 12:42 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48350869) Date: November 27th, 2024 7:38 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48388483) Date: November 27th, 2024 7:41 PM Author: Mischievous vigorous black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48388498) Date: December 17th, 2024 1:13 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48457107) Date: December 19th, 2024 1:15 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48464381) Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48471696) Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:16 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48477541) Date: December 23rd, 2024 7:29 AM Author: Thriller lemon wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48477789) Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:52 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48479206) Date: December 25th, 2024 2:59 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48484360) Date: December 31st, 2024 1:47 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48503923) Date: December 31st, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Gaped Library Cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48503949) Date: November 11th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422159) Date: November 13th, 2025 2:40 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49425607) Date: November 13th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49428348) Date: November 13th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49428430) Date: November 14th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49430743) Date: December 14th, 2025 3:18 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49508059) Date: March 17th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49752053) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:41 AM Author: big forum Got your voicemail. I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: slimy mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: big forum Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: slimy mexican Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: big forum My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668766) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Painfully Honest Brass Lay Turdskin Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668859) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: big forum Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails today on this, but please acknowledge receipt of my suggested attack plan above. I'd bump all deadlines forward a bit in light of the client's request for the draft response by this Sunday evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668904) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: slimy mexican Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to acknowledge receipt of the above-mentioned. Reiterating that I did receive your suggested course of action and will follow up on all future messages in a timely fashion. Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release. Apologies again for the belated acknowledgment, and Happy Hanukah to you and your family, Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668948) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: big forum No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it with your family, after: (1) you figure out how to access the materials on my assistant's email account; and (2) we confirm junior associate Y can get started on the research ASAP. Look forward to reading the rough draft Sunday morning! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668971) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:02 PM Author: big forum Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but please let me know where we stand on items 1 and 2 above. I know we had some Firmwide connectivity issues earlier today, but I received notification from IT that they have been resolved. I'm eating dinner with the family from 7 until 8 PM, but can discuss any time after. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43670639) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: big forum [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost 8:30 AM the following day, yet I still have not heard from you. I am easygoing, but not without limits. This is a law business, not to mention our ethical duty to vigorously represent our clients. Please call me today at your earliest convenience. Thanks (and hope you managed to spend some time with the family yesterday evening or this morning). Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:42 AM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (Senior Associate X's Mercedes-Benz E-Class finally runs out of gas. It had been idling in the garage ever since Senior Associate X's wife and children left for Christmas. The last thing she had told him was "Well, congratulations. You're missing your last Christmas with me. This settles it." Senior Associate X is in the driver's seat, lifeless, wearing his best Brooks Brothers Suit. Rigor mortis has set in completely now.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672573) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: Infuriating university mood I'm enjoying this plotline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674269) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, "Even Hell itself can't possibly be worse than this..." he whispers as he closes his eyes and listens to the low hum of the car. Somewhere, a taxidermied monkey's paw twitches almost imperceptibly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674325) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:32 PM Author: Infuriating university mood and this is why I XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674327) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: violent gas station goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43700853) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:25 AM Author: contagious den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45276242) Date: December 23rd, 2022 9:22 AM Author: Infuriating university mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45681222) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:51 PM Author: brilliant duck-like windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49160793) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: big forum Thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49160806) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674421) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: violent gas station goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43700851) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:53 PM Author: racy blue address feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44515715) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: big forum Senior Associate, Are you having connectivity issues? I can't access emails on my iPhone. Sending this out regardless, hopefully not a crapshoot! It occurs to me that the Firm might have scheduled Firmwide server maintenance in light of the holiday?? I know you plan to spend tonight with the family, so hopefully this doesn't impact you. I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: big forum Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: hairraiser senate Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: big forum *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. Senior Associate Kike & Kike LLP he/him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668963) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next hour as a nagging voice in the back of your heads wonders where the "festive season" phrase might have crossed a line* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668972) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists for months. when you attend your monthly diversity seminar in january where a large black woman explains institutional white supremacy to you for the 100th time, you nervously wave at the diversity and inclusion head, trying to gauge if she has forgotten this past misstep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669054) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: big forum *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you, as if you never existed* *and just after the monthly seminar closes, you try to approach diversity and inclusion head, but she's knee-deep in conversation with the Firm's Partner-in-Charge, so you walk out early not to bother them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669567) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:50 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: "Mmmmhmmm, nice to see Senior Associate X finally show up to one of these events. Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669595) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669600) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: Nofapping corn cake psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669185) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a major holiday like this, they did absolutely 0 work on a massive project, deadline was right after the holiday, and I had to put in 50 or so hours over a three day weekend to get it up to speed. Afterwards they pretended like it was nbd because he told me to loop in a notoriously shitty and slow 1st year who added next to nothing, blaming me for working too much: “You didn’t need to do this all yourself, you had X working with you, didn’t you? Shouldn’t have been that much work over the holiday.” Shitty associate also billed a bunch of hours but didn’t ease the workload at all, ofc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669188) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669207) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsibility, co-counsel fucked up a joint filing and then partner volunteered our firm to do all of it last minute and dumped 100% on me while he went out of pocket for the long holiday weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669244) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie co-counsel really impressed with partner and will be sure to recommend him to clients in the future. co-counsel has no idea who you are. and the world keeps spinnin' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669252) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669257) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:43 PM Author: Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669273) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:38 PM Author: hairraiser senate Sorry. That might have been me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669246) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Arousing internet-worthy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668694) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: big forum Did you receive the outstanding materials from my assistant? She told me yesterday she planned to work today, but I haven't heard or seen her at all this morning. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668702) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: out-of-control obsidian state “I’m going to kill myself soon. How would you like me to itemize that on our next billing report?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668725) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:07 PM Author: big forum Hi Associate X, I received the email immediately below from your account. Did you send it. If so, did you mean to send it to me? Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet. Hope you stay well this season. P.s. if you have any questions about the research or response as you're working through it, give me a ring. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668815) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: Infuriating university mood "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet." jfc. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674310) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:34 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680370) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:41 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national so good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44299141) Date: November 13th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: big forum ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49428452) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:55 PM Author: racy blue address feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44515723) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:25 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44604393) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:37 PM Author: Beta mint church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45677844) Date: December 23rd, 2022 6:54 AM Author: Glittery magical coldplay fan azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45680808) Date: December 25th, 2022 7:00 AM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45689986) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:03 PM Author: ivory clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45690785) Date: February 6th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45895181) Date: December 25th, 2023 3:48 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47211941) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:28 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47868637) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48279449) Date: November 21st, 2024 2:08 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48363441) Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:22 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48374119) Date: November 13th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Sickened Gay Wizard Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49428447) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: big forum Sorry for the email barrage. I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: Arousing internet-worthy native lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: big forum Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: big forum Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668795) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668844) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: contagious den JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45067520) Date: August 25th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45067917) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that they will be out until Monday. Any chance you could get your assistant to log in remotely to send me the docs? Haven't heard back from Junior yet. Wife and kids are heading off to my parents so I'll be out of pocket for about 30min while I see them off, I'll loop back with you before you hit the road. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668806) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: Avocado rehab faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668825) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:09 PM Author: big forum Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory. I haven't had to call IT in a minute, but don't we have 24/7 assistance? Again, check internal resources on this. If you could give me another update before I hit the road at 1 PM, that would be fantastic. Let's knock this one out of the park. Excited to work on this with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668831) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory." God fucking dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668848) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: big forum Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counsel contact, just called my cell. She's flying out of the country effective Sunday evening and returns Tuesday, January 4. She didn't tell me where she's going but she was not shy to volunteer that she will have limited connectivity. She asks if we could email her a draft response by Sunday, 5 PM, so she may review that evening and provide her comments. Can you email me a draft by Sunday, 11:30 AM? I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668862) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie *associate misses check in with partner because he's having a screaming match in the driveway with his wife and crying children about why he's not coming to his own parents house for christmas* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668889) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, *future ex-wife *future estranged grown up children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668895) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:27 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie "i made sacrifices, but it was all worth it" (service partner) (will be unceremoniously fired during the next recession) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668916) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, "And I mean, you can't beat the pay..." *Ex-wife + kids will be taking 2/3 of your paycheck within three years through a bitter and expensive divorce and custody battle* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668966) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie "Plus the prestige and future opportunities." *blissfully unaware that someday soon his resume will be in an hr shrews hopper for a single open in-house position along with 500 other identical resumes. his never to actually be seen with human eyes since he elected to self-identify as white* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669047) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:29 AM Author: contagious den toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45276258) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Infuriating university mood lol, hilariously tragic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674326) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sunday morning" Come on man this is a bridge too far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668890) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Electric lilac therapy Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43678768) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:16 PM Author: Painfully Honest Brass Lay Turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668866) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668877) Date: October 20th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48218185) Date: November 18th, 2024 4:32 AM Author: contagious den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48351022) Date: November 18th, 2024 10:50 PM Author: big forum :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48354532) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:47 AM Author: Buck-toothed Autistic Dilemma Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: big forum Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: Trip effete sweet tailpipe Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real numbers to this. How many BIGLAW lawyers are there in NYC? % that will be working Today, Tomorrow, And / Or Sunday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668729) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:56 AM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (future of counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668760) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: hairraiser senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669259) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:34 PM Author: Infuriating university mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674337) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674436) Date: January 18th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Thriller lemon wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43802555) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: Impressive outnumbered hospital Because of many customers taking time off for the December 25th Holiday and for NYE, the rest of this month needs to be treated as if it is the last day of the fiscal quarter, with key customer approvers realistically going out of pocket at any time. While the customer has sworn to us that the 23rd would be the last day that anyone would be reachable, if we here back from them today we have to jump on it immediately. In the very relaxed and chill world of corporate law, the December 25th Holiday is of course relaxed, and you only need to hop on line for minor and quick things, but the 24th and 26th need to be treated as high priority work days or we could lose major make-it-or-break it deals for End of Year. But its exciting because some of these have very high visibility all the way up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669389) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669421) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:35 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, "for the December 25th holiday" Fuck this gay Earth forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669529) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie have a crazy kwanza, a happy hannukah, or however else you choose to celebrate this festive season! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:45 AM Author: underhanded stead queen of the night is this work just as important as what surgeons do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672577) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:49 PM Author: cordovan nursing home More! No surgeon has ever made a billion dollar mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44077345) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: Avocado rehab faggotry Incredibly disturbing thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668730) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:03 PM Author: Tripping marvelous public bath thread needs a trigger warning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668787) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: Infuriating university mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674346) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: Smoky Pungent Trump Supporter Principal's Office This thread delivers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668849) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie delivers intense soul crushing ptsd on xmas eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668874) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Smoky Pungent Trump Supporter Principal's Office Pitch perfect “nice” sociopath biglaw partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668903) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:32 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie the ostensibly pleasant "aw shucks" attitude as he unleashes subtle negs and casually "requests" (i.e. tells you in a way ensuring you have know you have no other option other than to comply) unfathomably sociopathic and cruel things is just 100% spot on. 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And LJL at a worthless assistant creating shells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668936) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, *Shells are created using a state rather than federal pleading template, feature the wrong case number in the footer and an obvious typo within the case name, have noticeably incorrect margins which are a bitch to try and fix on the back end, and are basically totally worthless* *You sigh audibly and decide to just create new ones from scratch, with the full knowledge that you will not be able to bill for any of that time because the partner believes that "the assistant has already done that"* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668945) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:36 PM Author: Crawly dashing base Cr. Have seen this many times by paralegals, some who even went to school for that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668955) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:39 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43668977) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie Hey LaShonda, Just a heads up, these shells are for the wrong court and have the wrong case number. No biggie, just wanted to make you aware for the future. Hope you're enjoying your time off, see you next week! 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669390) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping That was just the partner signing off after implying associate made a major fuck up violating labor laws and sinking his chances at breakfast in the future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669430) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669436) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:26 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to deny breakfast /fire at any time in the future "for cause". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669481) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Infuriating university mood "Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours." This is the best part. Partner is asking a question as he is still performing a genuine inquiry, but then immediately reprimands you by telling you what the fucking legal penalty is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674375) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: big forum Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I skimmed the shell. LaShonda got a nice start. But, as you point out, the shell contains state court information, we are in federal. We will need to revise the caption along with the general objections. I'm more concerned that the shell appears to only contain 1/2 of the document requests. Not sure why this is. Any luck with IT? We need to the entire fire, including the PDF of the discovery requests served on us several weeks ago. And then we will need to circle-back with the client to request any outstanding documents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669513) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, please exercise discretion in the future re what internal correspondence you loop me into -- I should of course always be copied on all emails to the client / opposing counsel, but on purely internal matters like this, it's often not a good use of my time or the client's money to get me involved. I expect you to generally handle things like this after I pass them off to you, and I know that my faith in you is not misplaced! 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Keep me in the loop this afternoon, evening, and tomorrow as you assign research and begin drafting. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669623) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associate X) Hello? Are you working on this? Again, this is an urgent matter that I need you working on right now. Heading into the family's Christmas party now. Please update me whenever you manage to get started on this. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669648) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:45 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, "Heading into the family's Christmas party" Brother you are doing God's work in this thread but this vile and preposterous anti-Christian slander has to stop. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43670620) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: harsh aromatic prole elastic band this might be my favorite thread of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669602) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:52 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669609) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:25 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, (Senior Equity Partner Morty Goldman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669735) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:53 PM Author: coral casino An early Christmas present for all of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669860) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:01 PM Author: big forum Happy to help spread Christmas Drear! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43669909) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:43 AM Author: Cerebral Digit Ratio Hilarious and sick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672576) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:25 AM Author: big forum ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672683) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:47 PM Author: Infuriating university mood VERY SICK & SAD! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674404) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:39 PM Author: Light talented crackhouse regret Lmfao what the duck is wrong with you guys larping this on Xmas eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43670064) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:40 PM Author: big forum (Of Counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43670072) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43670353) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: Cerebral Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672571) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674162) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:48 PM Author: Infuriating university mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674406) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674435) Date: November 5th, 2024 8:14 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48284989) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:20 PM Author: navy national security agency they're jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43670291) Date: December 26th, 2021 4:04 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43679080) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: French Institution Pisswyrm Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43670744) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:34 PM Author: big forum This will go down as a special moment in BIGLAW horror-threading/LARPing. I see it as XO's official "Christmas Eve" special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43670765) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:37 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie Senior Associate X, I'm finishing up dinner now and haven't received word from you in since the early afternoon. Starting to get worried. Please call me ASAP. Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43670775) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:18 PM Author: contagious den It is now 8:30pm. I have called you three times in the last 30 minutes and you have not called me back. It is extremely important that you call me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45240215) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: Cerebral Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672572) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: underhanded stead queen of the night i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law school if they saw a thread like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672579) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:11 AM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie "it can't be as bad as they say" "they're just a bunch of poli-sci shitheads that are allergic to work" "if it's really that bad, i'll lateral in a couple years after paying off my loans" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672644) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672648) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: underhanded stead queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672651) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Narrow-minded abode quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672659) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: Avocado rehab faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672930) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674163) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:49 PM Author: Infuriating university mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674408) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674439) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:15 PM Author: Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43675087) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: flushed bawdyhouse bbw mods plz ban (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43678951) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:48 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44299169) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:59 PM Author: racy blue address feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44515744) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44604402) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Rusted wonderful resort halford Ahhhhhhahahahhahhahhaahahhaahaha Last one especially burns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45642920) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:46 PM Author: Multi-colored point legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47206901) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:43 AM Author: topaz razzle station XO used to talk people out of LS all the time when aspiring law students actually ventured here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45782352) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: big forum [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Christmas morning interruption. Senior Associate X should have reached out to you yesterday afternoon about some emergency research we need this weekend, but oddly, I have not yet received confirmation from him that you two connected. Please confirm you that you spoke with him yesterday about this project, and please confirm that you will provide the research to him this weekend. We have a draft response due to the client tomorrow late afternoon (before she heads out of the country), and he promised me an initial draft of the brief mid-day tomorrow. It's been a minute since I've researched the salient issues, but suspect this response brief will require several hours of research, at minimum, so want to make sure you're entirely in the loop, sooner than later. I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. Taking Equity Partner at his word that the brief will require "several hours of research", and assuming, naively, that no one would be so cruel as to casually dump an assignment that will require working completely through Christmas day and an all-nighter, First Year Y shoots off a quick text to his mother] "Hey Mom, just got a rush assignment from work. I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? Sincerely, First Year Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672637) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Disrespectful Passionate School Son Of Senegal Wow.... Literally first poast that gave me the chills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672657) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:17 AM Author: big forum 180 poast, got so much right: "Mr. Equity Partner" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672666) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: big forum First Year Y, Thank you for the quick response. Noted and appreciated. I will let Senior Associate X get you up to speed (copied here). He is closer to the file, including the documents, all of which include lots of Company "jargon" that he will need to walk you through so you fully grasp the research issues. If you have any questions after connecting with him, shoot me an email. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43672661) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything else that I can help with!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674169) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone as, Terminator-style, his evil reptilian kike brain keys in on all critical aspects of the message and instantly formulates the following firm and comprehensive assessment: - "merry" not capitalized = lacks attention to detail, potential source of liability, do not trust - Use of "merry (sic) Christmas" as a greeting in the first place = both naive and culturally insensitive, additional potential source of liability, strike two red alert danger danger Conclusion: This particular junior will be tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive gruntwork, actively run into the ground, eventually counseled off of the case as soon as a better junior becomes available, and thereafter bad-mouthed to fellow partners whenever the opportunity organically arises -- and there is absolutely nothing that they can say or do moving forward to substantially change this assessment/fate* Response: "Thanks so much First Year Y, I really appreciate the 'can do' attitude -- welcome to the team!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674182) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:06 PM Author: big forum 1 fucking 80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674184) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:11 PM Author: harsh aromatic prole elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674205) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:12 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674210) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (first year Y is now two hours and five bourbon infused eggnogs into his family's Christmas luncheon. Having not heard from Senior Associate X or Equity Partner regarding what his task is, and being unsure of whether he should repeat his ask for instructions from equity partner, he has gravely misunderstood the urgency of this matter, the amount of work it will require, and the precarious situation he's in now. Additionally, he has confused the partners casual and friendly tone as having established some genuine rapport. Spurned on by his naivety, obliviousness, and growing intoxication, he shoots off the following email to equity partner) Hey (partners first name), Still haven't heard from Senior Associate X. Eager to get started on this. I'm at my family's Xmas party right now so I might be "out of pocket" at times. Please lmk what I can do to help with this. Cheers, (first years first name) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674317) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: big forum !!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674323) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot To be fair, Jesus fucking Christ "lmk" "PS ty again for the opportunity, no cap lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674330) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:41 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49146074) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi Really nailing it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674454) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:57 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674783) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49146075) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:25 PM Author: Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43675132) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:32 PM Author: Narrow-minded abode quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43675659) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:42 PM Author: Avocado rehab faggotry Jfc this guy may not make it to the end of the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43678746) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680463) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:01 PM Author: racy blue address feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44515751) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44604398) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: Beta mint church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45677863) Date: July 4th, 2023 11:21 PM Author: racy blue address feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#46510103) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:59 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674446) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:58 PM Author: navy national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674785) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:22 PM Author: Arrogant Very Tactful Milk Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43675120) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:48 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43676278) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680465) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:20 PM Author: Slap-happy Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43681027) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:57 AM Author: mildly autistic dragon brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43682826) Date: December 29th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43694180) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:30 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44298751) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:44 PM Author: Beta mint church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44298822) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44299181) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:09 PM Author: Tripping marvelous public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44604326) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44604405) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:21 PM Author: Rusted wonderful resort halford god please kill me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45642927) Date: November 4th, 2024 4:53 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48282046) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:39 PM Author: Beta mint church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45677857) Date: December 22nd, 2022 9:55 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45679212) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45899088) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: navy national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48279376) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48279384) Date: November 20th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48359661) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:55 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674140) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: bateful rigor jewess High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the creators, their inspiration, society and those of us taking the time to read it). Going to kill myself now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674179) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:23 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674274) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674434) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43674459) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:21 PM Author: French Institution Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43678908) Date: December 26th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: Infuriating university mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680083) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44299182) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: Doobsian hunting ground locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44515719) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45899089) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:21 PM Author: Clear Yarmulke i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading this last night still literally gave me nightmares all night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43675118) Date: December 25th, 2021 7:45 PM Author: underhanded stead queen of the night lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43675428) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:33 PM Author: Narrow-minded abode quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43675668) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: French Institution Pisswyrm This deserves some kind of thread of the year award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43678913) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:16 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680272) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680707) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680735) Date: December 26th, 2021 5:15 PM Author: Infuriating university mood Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before her flight? Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680731) Date: December 26th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680902) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: Narrow-minded abode quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43680977) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Ocher Property "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" Can IT access the materials that were in his e-mail since he'll be unavailable??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43681287) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44299186) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: racy blue address feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44515757) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: Slap-happy Office this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. have had a horrible december workwise. battled hard to wrap up work so that I could get a 2-3 day break. wife is close to leaving me right now because of work. even got a court order granting two motions I wrote this week so figured I was in the clear. i get an email at 6 PM on thursday night (12/23) from Jewish equity partner (I am a non-equity partner) while at family Christmas party. "Where is draft of X?" "uh, there isn't a deadline for X now that the Court granted our motion" "I don't care, I expected a draft this morning" "well, I'm out of pocket for the next hour. I'll get you the draft tonight" [haven't even assessed X to know if this is possible] "well, I'd like some family time the next two days too." [hanukkah ended three weeks ago, Mort] fortunately X was pretty easy and I got a nice email from Mort at 10 AM on Christmas Eve copying the whole team saying "Nice job on this." I then worked until 5 PM on Christmas Eve getting signoff from everyone on our team and conferring with opposing. I did not work on Christmas itself but billed 2 hours today on the aftermath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43681054) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:26 AM Author: Filthy dysfunction Got pulling 500k+ at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43681216) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:28 AM Author: Slap-happy Office indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43681223) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: out-of-control obsidian state You could save a million dollars after a few years and just go fuck around like Tommy Don’t feel terribly bad for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43681324) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:14 AM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi That's not really how it works. Many of these people have families and live in a high COL area. It is entirely plausible that after massive taxes, the house, the massive property taxes, kids, and on and on, he's barely coming out ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43681338) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:17 AM Author: French Institution Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43681345) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:45 AM Author: Pale hilarious giraffe Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower salary= no massive taxes House? See above re high COL area-- sell house for a small fortune, move, get nicer house kids-- more time at home, wife can help with childcare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45067829) Date: January 12th, 2022 2:01 PM Author: Smoky Pungent Trump Supporter Principal's Office 50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save 150k-200k/yr. It will take a fair amount of time before that gets you to financial independence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43772202) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: mildly autistic dragon brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43681290) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: Swashbuckling Turquoise Mad-dog Skullcap this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah vet's backyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43690075) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:37 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43690085) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:26 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43700822) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43700879) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: Infuriating university mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43692583) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:47 PM Author: self-centered center sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43692607) Date: December 30th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Painfully Honest Brass Lay Turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43701464) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: Beta mint church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44298799) Date: April 7th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: sooty stage mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44299237) Date: May 15th, 2022 3:53 PM Author: racy blue address feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44516646) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44604406) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:20 PM Author: contagious den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45240224) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: big forum My brothers of the Written Word! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! For we have seen the darkness, and overcome it, whether or not Wesley tried to take us down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48279410) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:49 PM Author: self-centered center sandwich I had many scenarios this when I was in banking. I pushed back/refused hard on 2 during my last 6 months and am forever grateful that I did so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43692615) Date: January 12th, 2022 1:42 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43772033) Date: January 17th, 2022 9:46 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43797195) Date: January 18th, 2022 7:32 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43802325) Date: February 13th, 2022 4:55 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#43961642) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:31 PM Author: big forum :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44077243) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:39 PM Author: dun step-uncle's house jap Hey guys, just got back from vacation. Ready to pitch in if there's some more to be done on this matter! Thanks for covering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44077287) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: Rusted wonderful resort halford *firm is a pile of rubble* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45642944) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44298593) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44298596) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44299188) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44341219) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: spectacular hairy legs national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44341319) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:07 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44604314) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Low-t Site Alpha Threads like this remind me why I left biglaw for solo and why I'm happy now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44604382) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: big forum Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44604407) Date: June 2nd, 2022 10:36 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44617693) Date: June 4th, 2022 6:03 PM Author: Excitant splenetic fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44626336) Date: June 3rd, 2022 7:33 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44622173) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:40 PM Author: Wine Reading Party Pit I have never done BIGLAW and this thread gave me PTSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44954297) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:49 PM Author: big forum You're welcome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#44954333) Date: August 24th, 2022 7:29 PM Author: Ruby nowag I have wet dreams of me telling these people to fuck off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45065245) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:12 AM Author: Filthy dysfunction Please turn off your out of office email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45067731) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:27 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45072433) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:56 PM Author: Narrow-minded abode quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45072604) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:22 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45276232) Date: December 16th, 2022 11:45 AM Author: Pale hilarious giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45642745) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:46 PM Author: Beta mint church building Everyone ready for a festive holiday season? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45287542) Date: October 5th, 2022 11:11 PM Author: big forum 😉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45287662) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:35 PM Author: Beta mint church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45683450) Date: November 23rd, 2024 1:24 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48371544) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:13 PM Author: Ocher Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45328303) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:14 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45328312) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: useless aqua stag film tank Why not just push back hard? Flat out refuse during Christmas week or when you don’t find the work interesting. Choose when you want to be fully engaged and give it 12 hour work days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45642921) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: Rusted wonderful resort halford Wow can’t believe no one’s ever thought of that before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45642950) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:21 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45643218) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45677805) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:33 PM Author: Infuriating university mood I mean, what are they gonna do, give you a bad performance review, lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45683433) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:46 PM Author: Pale hilarious giraffe (Bartleby, the Scrivener) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45643341) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45677808) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: Beta mint church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45677868) Date: December 23rd, 2022 2:56 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45680391) Date: December 24th, 2022 11:00 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie [11pm on Christmas Eve and Second Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. He'll have to hop on first thing in the morning and bang out some work if he hopes to make it to his family's Christmas party. Wow, has it been a whole year? Everything seems like a blur. He's barely seen them at all since last year's Christmas party. He looks out of his Dumbo apartment window at the Manhattan skyline. The winter solstice has passed. Maybe in a few more months he'll be able to go outside in the daylight again. But man, the view. It's all worth it he thinks to himself. He's made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45689248) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:04 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45690433) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:09 AM Author: sable locus legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45690443) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45690781) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:40 PM Author: Filthy dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45690915) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:43 PM Author: scarlet odious area Lawyer-wasting-his-life poasting is my favorite niche subgenre on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45690927) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:45 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45690932) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: violent gas station goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45690784) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45690834) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: ivory clown this is the first non-robotic non-glitchout original content i have seen from TBF since last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45690831) Date: January 9th, 2023 5:15 AM Author: contagious den WHERE ARE WE ON THIS? I need to send to the client by 9:30am before my flight takes off!!!! Send me what you have now ASAP! and cc' (non-equity partner Putz) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45762685) Date: January 9th, 2023 10:41 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45763283) Date: January 15th, 2023 12:41 PM Author: contagious den ????!!!!!?????!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45792429) Date: November 21st, 2023 2:16 PM Author: Infuriating university mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47082738) Date: February 6th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: Vermilion Appetizing Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45895174) Date: February 7th, 2023 8:17 AM Author: big forum Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45898436) Date: February 28th, 2023 9:52 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#45995056) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:08 PM Author: boyish parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47206549) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:10 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47206558) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: Narrow-minded abode quadroon im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47206892) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: Multi-colored point legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47206897) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:00 AM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie [10am on Christmas Morning and Third Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. Internally he bitterly mutters “Why am I editing LaTonya’s motion? She’s a third year too! This piece of shit was full of grammatical errors and incorrect citations! I’ve been up all night making this turd presentable. Why is she doing the first draft and presenting it?! It’s almost as if I’m being tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive grunt work and being actively run into the… FUCK.” He instinctively pops another Xanax and the anxiety begins to subside. It’s been increasingly difficult to suppress these intrusive thoughts. His phone vibrates. His eyes do not even register the unanswered text from his mother asking if he’ll make it to Christmas this afternoon – they are instinctively drawn to the text from Equity Partner. He sighs, opens his laptop lid again, and pops a 30mg Adderall as Citrix loads. His view of the Manhattan skyline is now mostly obscured by a large pile of documents. But it’ll all be worth it, he thinks to himself. He’s made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47211192) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Multi-colored point legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47211197) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:15 AM Author: boyish parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47211241) Date: December 25th, 2023 4:09 PM Author: Ruby nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47211978) Date: December 25th, 2023 5:20 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47212119) Date: December 25th, 2023 6:49 PM Author: Fragrant Domesticated Piazza Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47212329) Date: January 10th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47270799) Date: December 25th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Mischievous vigorous black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49539255) Date: December 25th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#49539580) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Elite theatre stock car JFC, ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47211213) Date: December 28th, 2023 2:43 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47221641) Date: December 28th, 2023 6:06 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47224255) Date: December 28th, 2023 6:11 PM Author: Vivacious field Happy New Year’s Eve! I’m sure you’re up waiting for the ball to drop in a few minutes, so please make sure we get a conflict check on the attached new matter & start working on a response. I’ll touch base again tomorrow AM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47224266) Date: December 31st, 2023 4:28 PM Author: big forum Will do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47234079) Date: January 1st, 2024 12:26 AM Author: Mischievous vigorous black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47235449) Date: December 31st, 2023 4:46 PM Author: Slap-happy Office this is less funny now that I'm the partner and actually do need a response by tomorrow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47234131) Date: January 1st, 2024 12:16 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47235396) Date: July 21st, 2024 6:28 AM Author: razzmatazz home scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47873029) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:21 PM Author: exhilarant insane round eye cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47868621) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:26 PM Author: big forum Where are we on....everything? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47868629) Date: July 20th, 2024 1:05 PM Author: Magenta Newt Selfie re: Regarding your upcoming July out of office time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47870412) Date: September 18th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48102942) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:57 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48188651) Date: July 21st, 2024 6:29 AM Author: mewling territorial theater foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#47873030) Date: September 18th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48102943) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:03 PM Author: big forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Vannesa#48188501) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:07 PM Author: beady-eyed boistinker knife Checking to confirm you received the email. 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