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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor
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Sugar Ray*
pungent dashing property
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you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor
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On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor
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She never responds
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Khaki university
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Fuck off dude
spectacular black milk sanctuary
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
angry iridescent sneaky criminal boistinker
  07/05/15
Why does it hurt so bad man
spectacular black milk sanctuary
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such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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You can still maek it
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Promising
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
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CR joke is on this fgt
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: pungent dashing property

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Talking stead old irish cottage

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Violent pearl jewess tanning salon

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Khaki university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Khaki university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30725855)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: autistic abode scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30617080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: spectacular black milk sanctuary

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: angry iridescent sneaky criminal boistinker

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: spectacular black milk sanctuary

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: angry iridescent sneaky criminal boistinker

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Nofapping pocket flask ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30617063)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: mauve crackhouse background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30617068)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Appetizing associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Mahogany stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Lake learning disabled degenerate

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: light ratface lettuce

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Racy Disgusting Field

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Mahogany stage

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Racy Disgusting Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Twinkling native keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: sepia swashbuckling pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Appetizing associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Mahogany stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: curious chocolate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Lake learning disabled degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: fluffy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Khaki university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: zombie-like kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262897)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Crimson toaster

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Khaki university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Twinkling native keepsake machete

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Metal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30617109)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Nofapping pocket flask ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30617052)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Metal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30617079)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: vibrant turdskin windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30723066)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Adventurous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30725798)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: comical box office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#30725830)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: spruce elite whorehouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#34689368)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: glittery confused plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#44755294)



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Metal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#46578472)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245724)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245727)