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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Rough-skinned pea-brained garrison
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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Carmine Big Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
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  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Rough-skinned pea-brained garrison
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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stirring temple sweet tailpipe
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
exciting stock car jewess
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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stirring temple sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
exciting stock car jewess
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
underhanded hall haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Rough-skinned pea-brained garrison
  07/27/25
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cerebral indigo faggot firefighter
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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underhanded hall haunted graveyard
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Woah Cr
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Adventurous smoky philosopher-king
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
stirring temple sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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underhanded hall haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
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  07/27/25
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained garrison

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: stirring temple sweet tailpipe

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained garrison

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: underhanded hall haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Carmine Big Theatre Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Citrine glittery hospital ceo

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained garrison

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Crawly dingle berry

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: underhanded hall haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: bull headed buff blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Dashing mahogany crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: spruce school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: ocher roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Bronze swashbuckling location brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Aggressive vibrant skinny woman factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Adventurous smoky philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: topaz insanely creepy pisswyrm base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: vivacious bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: histrionic bistre associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: hideous scourge upon the earth windowlicker

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: stirring temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: exciting stock car jewess

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained garrison

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: stirring temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: exciting stock car jewess

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: underhanded hall haunted graveyard

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Anal degenerate headpube

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained garrison

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: cerebral indigo faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Fragrant den

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: underhanded hall haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: duck-like senate tattoo

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Adventurous smoky philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: floppy church

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Aggressive vibrant skinny woman factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Khaki razzle-dazzle dog poop

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Adventurous smoky philosopher-king

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained garrison

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: stirring temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: alcoholic abnormal athletic conference site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: stirring temple sweet tailpipe

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Cream appetizing cumskin

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: underhanded hall haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Grizzly vigorous dysfunction spot

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: startling saffron principal's office

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Hilarious Ladyboy Queen Of The Night

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Vannesa#49134975)