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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Unhinged Galvanic Hall
  01/26/16
This one stings.
soggy stage
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
violent corner scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Flesh Hospital
  10/24/16
...
Carmine Kitty Cat International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/03/17
...
Bearded histrionic home wagecucks
  02/20/18
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Very tactful property
  06/03/19
...
violent corner scourge upon the earth
  10/14/20
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Thriller Cobalt Temple
  01/25/16
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unholy box office
  01/25/16
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Rusted Zombie-like Fanboi Main People
  01/25/16
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Hateful ebony sanctuary
  01/25/16
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Marvelous hot codepig
  01/25/16
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Rusted Zombie-like Fanboi Main People
  01/25/16
...
Hateful ebony sanctuary
  01/25/16
...
Cordovan base philosopher-king
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/25/16
...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
...
umber sound barrier
  01/25/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
...
Greedy corn cake jew
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
disturbing swashbuckling fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
provocative candlestick maker nursing home
  01/25/16
...
Unhinged Galvanic Hall
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Principal's Office
  01/26/16
...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
...
Orchid splenetic area
  11/27/16
...
fuchsia den doctorate
  06/13/17
...
Rambunctious Henna Telephone
  12/19/17
...
Sable Death Wish
  01/24/18
...
confused whorehouse
  06/10/24
...
soggy stage
  01/26/16
...
fantasy-prone foreskin kitchen
  10/24/16
...
Carmine Kitty Cat International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/27/16
...
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/23/17
...
Appetizing site
  03/15/17
...
fuchsia den doctorate
  04/20/17
...
fuchsia den doctorate
  02/20/18
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fuchsia den doctorate
  05/24/18
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crawly tattoo
  09/26/21
...
avocado motley theater stage
  03/12/22
...
confused whorehouse
  05/15/22
...
confused whorehouse
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Jet-lagged point ape
  01/25/16
Brutal
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
...
sooty resort twinkling uncleanness
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
duck-like messiness
  01/25/16
toxic
Hairraiser state
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Shivering striped hyena
  01/25/16
...
unholy box office
  01/25/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
...
White roast beef
  01/25/16
damnit
Narrow-minded Hyperactive Meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
Rusted Zombie-like Fanboi Main People
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
jfc
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Rusted Zombie-like Fanboi Main People
  01/25/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/25/16
Cr
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
hm
salmon exciting cruise ship
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
wait
twisted dark business firm
  01/25/16
...
soggy stage
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring house
  01/25/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Shivering striped hyena
  01/25/16
...
bateful public bath circlehead
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Jet-lagged point ape
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Jet-lagged point ape
  01/25/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  01/25/16
...
Rambunctious Henna Telephone
  01/25/16
...
Balding kitty hell
  01/25/16
...
Narrow-minded Hyperactive Meetinghouse
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
White roast beef
  01/25/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
canary vengeful school
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Cerebral Bright Love Of Her Life Potus
  01/25/16
...
Aggressive dog poop
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Aromatic navy market mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
duck-like messiness
  01/25/16
...
Greedy corn cake jew
  01/25/16
damn
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
...
Mind-boggling insecure rehab
  01/25/16
...
vigorous useless pocket flask senate
  01/25/16
O LORD
geriatric curious indirect expression
  01/25/16
jfc
glassy rough-skinned field
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Frum pea-brained native nibblets
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
provocative candlestick maker nursing home
  01/25/16
...
Rusted Zombie-like Fanboi Main People
  01/25/16
Lmao
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
...
lime reading party
  01/25/16
...
soggy stage
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling insecure rehab
  01/26/16
...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  02/15/16
...
Bronze University
  07/08/17
...
Bossy hairless wrinkle
  07/08/17
...
filthy casino pervert
  07/08/17
...
Sable Death Wish
  10/27/17
...
Maize Stage Nowag
  12/26/17
...
Sable Death Wish
  05/24/18
...
Sable Death Wish
  03/16/20
...
pearly menage
  02/18/22
...
Vermilion Parlor Ratface
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
disturbing swashbuckling fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Narrow-minded Hyperactive Meetinghouse
  01/25/16
ouch
azure concupiscible piazza
  01/26/16
poison
Tan stag film
  01/26/16
...
Cerise Coiffed Becky Laser Beams
  01/26/16
180
Unhinged Galvanic Hall
  01/26/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Onyx Arousing Trust Fund Deer Antler
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
soggy stage
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
crimson lodge giraffe
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
magical queen of the night yarmulke
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Razzle Forum
  09/27/16
...
Vermilion Parlor Ratface
  12/26/17
...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  08/12/19
180
violent corner scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
milky fragrant trailer park
  01/27/16
...
Rambunctious Henna Telephone
  01/27/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Lake Flickering Abode
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Lake Flickering Abode
  02/02/16
...
Angry dingle berry
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
slate passionate blood rage address
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
boyish parlour pisswyrm
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Sticky Abnormal Library
  02/24/16
18000000
Out-of-control Stimulating Stock Car
  03/04/16
165
submissive exhilarant heaven
  03/04/16
...
Federal lascivious incel keepsake machete
  05/19/16
chilling
Frisky Generalized Bond
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Indigo sinister puppy
  12/17/16
Good lord.
mentally impaired odious internal respiration plaza
  01/03/17
oh my.
brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin
  01/23/17
toxic
Trip Opaque Gas Station
  03/13/17
...
Appetizing site
  03/15/17
...
Balding kitty hell
  04/02/17
...
vivacious half-breed
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Low-t arrogant alpha
  07/08/17
...
jade razzmatazz station prole
  10/27/17
mother of god
Bossy hairless wrinkle
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Peach Police Squad
  10/27/17
JFC
obsidian locus
  10/27/17
...
Dashing pontificating gunner
  12/26/17
...
Harsh bbw
  12/26/17
ouch
flushed sick institution
  02/20/18
...
cowardly excitant location voyeur
  02/20/18
...
Self-centered Dilemma Pozpig
  01/16/19
...
Talented Orchestra Pit Associate
  08/09/19
...
crawly tattoo
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Underhanded roommate
  07/28/25
...
aphrodisiac indian lodge
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
walnut up-to-no-good theatre
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Black crackhouse degenerate
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Greedy corn cake jew
  01/25/16
...
provocative candlestick maker nursing home
  01/25/16
...
Mischievous quadroon haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
toxic
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
canary vengeful school
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
canary vengeful school
  01/25/16
TY bro
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
...
provocative candlestick maker nursing home
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
floppy frozen goal in life
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
sooty resort twinkling uncleanness
  10/27/17
...
Cream Partner Organic Girlfriend
  10/27/17
...
Sable Death Wish
  05/24/18
...
brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Supple step-uncle's house toilet seat
  10/27/17
credited advice
flushed sick institution
  05/24/18
even more toxic
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Ivory titillating patrolman party of the first part
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Bat-shit-crazy Set
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
canary vengeful school
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
lol
adventurous church building
  06/01/17
...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Unhinged Galvanic Hall
  01/26/16
...
Vermilion Parlor Ratface
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Frum pea-brained native nibblets
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Frum pea-brained native nibblets
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Frum pea-brained native nibblets
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Frum pea-brained native nibblets
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Frum pea-brained native nibblets
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
Lmao
Violet shrine
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Sable Death Wish
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Sable Death Wish
  01/25/16
lmao true
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/25/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
...
Vermilion Parlor Ratface
  12/26/17
Haha
spectacular godawful depressive
  03/19/20
...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
...
White roast beef
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
floppy frozen goal in life
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
wine knife
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Citrine startled tanning salon
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Sable Death Wish
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Supple step-uncle's house toilet seat
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Razzle Forum
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
slippery electric azn
  06/03/19
oh no
magical queen of the night yarmulke
  08/08/19
LOL
Bonkers jet really tough guy national security agency
  03/16/20
JFC
brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin
  03/19/20
Update?
pearly menage
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
honey-headed heady windowlicker
  01/25/16
...
Big apoplectic range
  01/25/16
...
Rambunctious Henna Telephone
  05/19/16
...
Soul-stirring house
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
transparent contagious jewess
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
White roast beef
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
transparent contagious jewess
  01/26/16
Cr
White roast beef
  01/26/16
...
soggy stage
  01/26/16
...
soggy stage
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
transparent contagious jewess
  01/26/16
...
walnut up-to-no-good theatre
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Ruby jap
  01/26/16
...
Ruby jap
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Thriller Cobalt Temple
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Bronze University
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Irradiated garrison
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling insecure rehab
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Unhinged Galvanic Hall
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Irradiated garrison
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Sable Death Wish
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Thriller Cobalt Temple
  01/26/16
...
thirsty smoky chapel
  01/16/19
...
spectacular godawful depressive
  03/16/20
...
violent corner scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling insecure rehab
  01/26/16
...
Rambunctious Henna Telephone
  03/28/16
...
Talented Orchestra Pit Associate
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Diverse lay
  01/26/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
violent corner scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
Flesh Hospital
  10/24/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Bat-shit-crazy Set
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Chrome lettuce school cafeteria
  04/04/16
...
Appetizing site
  03/15/17
*applause*
multi-colored locale therapy
  10/27/17
...
crawly tattoo
  09/26/21
...
Supple step-uncle's house toilet seat
  01/26/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
transparent contagious jewess
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Sable Death Wish
  01/26/16
...
transparent contagious jewess
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
transparent contagious jewess
  01/26/16
...
White roast beef
  01/26/16
...
canary vengeful school
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
Describe
transparent contagious jewess
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
transparent contagious jewess
  01/26/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
...
canary vengeful school
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Sable Death Wish
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
vibrant space
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
jade razzmatazz station prole
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
Fuck
jade razzmatazz station prole
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Soul-stirring house
  01/26/16
cq's!
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
vibrant space
  01/26/16
...
brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin
  03/19/20
...
Appetizing site
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
idiotic charismatic church ladyboy
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace
  01/26/16
except for your autism
walnut up-to-no-good theatre
  01/26/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  01/26/16
...
flushed sick institution
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
canary vengeful school
  01/26/16
...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Irradiated garrison
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling insecure rehab
  01/26/16
...
soggy stage
  01/23/17
...
Appetizing site
  03/15/17
...
Bronze University
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
transparent contagious jewess
  01/26/16
underrated
Flesh Hospital
  01/26/16
...
Rambunctious Henna Telephone
  02/15/16
...
Carmine Kitty Cat International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
jfc
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/26/16
...
Racy brethren
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Irradiated garrison
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
vibrant space
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
do u love it
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
vibrant space
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...
Infuriating brunch
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Irradiated garrison
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Irradiated garrison
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
vibrant space
  01/26/16
...
disrespectful chestnut spot
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Comical ticket booth
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Narrow-minded Hyperactive Meetinghouse
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violent corner scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
canary vengeful school
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...
Soul-stirring house
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Mind-boggling insecure rehab
  01/26/16
JFC
Wonderful office black woman
  01/26/16
180
demanding stirring son of senegal
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...
elite bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
jade razzmatazz station prole
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
...
Comical ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
Comical ticket booth
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
vibrant space
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
vibrant space
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
180 twist
Sable Death Wish
  01/26/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
THIS
Bat-shit-crazy Set
  01/26/16
...
Glittery burgundy center new version
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
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  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Cordovan base philosopher-king
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
bisexual turdskin
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Cordovan base philosopher-king
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
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  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
bisexual turdskin
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
crimson lodge giraffe
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
pungent hairy legs theater
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Narrow-minded Hyperactive Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Greedy corn cake jew
  01/26/16
180
180 olive background story
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
provocative candlestick maker nursing home
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Sable Death Wish
  01/27/16
...
Soul-stirring house
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Lake Flickering Abode
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
cracking carnelian stead
  05/19/16
repost please
provocative candlestick maker nursing home
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
vibrant space
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
cracking carnelian stead
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
disrespectful chestnut spot
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Bat-shit-crazy Set
  01/26/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  01/26/16
...
Big apoplectic range
  01/27/16
180.
Rambunctious Henna Telephone
  01/27/16
...
Glittery burgundy center new version
  01/29/16
...
Indigo sinister puppy
  01/31/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  02/01/16
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  02/02/16
brave
Sable Death Wish
  02/03/16
...
pearly menage
  02/22/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Turquoise Feces
  02/22/16
...
provocative candlestick maker nursing home
  03/08/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  09/27/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  03/04/16
...
fuchsia den doctorate
  04/04/16
...
Balding kitty hell
  04/04/16
cr
Irradiated garrison
  04/20/16
...
pearly menage
  05/11/16
...
twisted dark business firm
  05/11/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  06/17/16
...
psychic mediation
  09/27/16
...
fuchsia den doctorate
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Soul-stirring house
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
crimson lodge giraffe
  10/24/16
...
Sable Death Wish
  10/24/16
i really like it here
cracking carnelian stead
  10/24/16
...
Indigo sinister puppy
  10/27/16
...
fear-inspiring learning disabled french chef
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Soul-stirring house
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Sable Death Wish
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
hideous boiling water
  01/23/17
... ...
Supple step-uncle's house toilet seat
  01/23/17
...
Sable Death Wish
  07/08/17
Lol
Turquoise Feces
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
effete mewling private investor
  01/16/19
...
violent corner scourge upon the earth
  02/11/17
...
Sable Death Wish
  03/13/17
...
fuchsia den doctorate
  03/15/17
...
Appetizing site
  03/15/17
...
Indigo sinister puppy
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
self-absorbed volcanic crater
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
shimmering halford
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin
  06/01/17
...
alcoholic
  06/01/17
...
Rambunctious Henna Telephone
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
athletic conference
  06/13/17
...
brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Mauve clown
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...
Dead
  08/18/17
...
fuchsia den doctorate
  09/25/17
...
jade razzmatazz station prole
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Soul-stirring house
  10/27/17
...
Dashing pontificating gunner
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
scarlet juggernaut
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Sable Death Wish
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
scarlet juggernaut
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
fear-inspiring learning disabled french chef
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
lavender
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...
Big apoplectic range
  07/25/18
...
jade razzmatazz station prole
  05/17/18
...
Sable Death Wish
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
primrose personal credit line
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Sable Death Wish
  07/25/18
...
Razzle-dazzle Principal's Office
  07/25/18
...
jade razzmatazz station prole
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Sable Death Wish
  01/16/19
...
Soul-stirring house
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
effete mewling private investor
  01/16/19
Jfc
Sable Death Wish
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Soul-stirring house
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
painfully honest cheese-eating
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Cordovan base philosopher-king
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Irradiated garrison
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire
  01/17/19
...
jade razzmatazz station prole
  04/08/19
...
disgusting rigor
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Dashing pontificating gunner
  04/09/19
...
Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Sable Death Wish
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Translucent high-end fat ankles
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Sable Death Wish
  06/03/19
...
Soul-stirring house
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
boyish parlour pisswyrm
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire
  06/03/19
...
violent corner scourge upon the earth
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire
  08/08/19
...
Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
impertinent overrated
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
violent mother
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
impertinent overrated
  08/12/19
...
impertinent overrated
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...
legal warrant
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...
fuchsia den doctorate
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Irradiated garrison
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Irradiated garrison
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fuchsia den doctorate
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Soul-stirring house
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...
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  10/11/21
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crawly tattoo
  10/11/21
bump
Irradiated garrison
  03/12/22
...
fuchsia den doctorate
  01/05/23
...
pearly menage
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Yellow Persian
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Silver Preventive Strike
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...
Sable Death Wish
  01/03/24
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jade razzmatazz station prole
  08/09/24
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pearly menage
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
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Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Unhinged Galvanic Hall

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: soggy stage

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: violent corner scourge upon the earth

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: disturbing swashbuckling fortuitous meteor

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Author: confused whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: confused whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged point ape

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: sooty resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: duck-like messiness

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser state

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Shivering striped hyena

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: unholy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: White roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Hyperactive Meetinghouse

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Rusted Zombie-like Fanboi Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Rusted Zombie-like Fanboi Main People

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: salmon exciting cruise ship

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: soggy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Shivering striped hyena

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: bateful public bath circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged point ape

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged point ape

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious Henna Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Balding kitty hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Hyperactive Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: White roast beef

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: canary vengeful school

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Bright Love Of Her Life Potus

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Aggressive dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Aromatic navy market mental disorder

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: duck-like messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Greedy corn cake jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling insecure rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: vigorous useless pocket flask senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: geriatric curious indirect expression

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: glassy rough-skinned field

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Frum pea-brained native nibblets

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: provocative candlestick maker nursing home

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Rusted Zombie-like Fanboi Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: lime reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: soggy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling insecure rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Bronze University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Bossy hairless wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: filthy casino pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Maize Stage Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: pearly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Vermilion Parlor Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: disturbing swashbuckling fortuitous meteor

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Hyperactive Meetinghouse

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: azure concupiscible piazza

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Tan stag film

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Cerise Coiffed Becky Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Unhinged Galvanic Hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Onyx Arousing Trust Fund Deer Antler

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: soggy stage

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: magical queen of the night yarmulke

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: vibrant space

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Razzle Forum

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Vermilion Parlor Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: violent corner scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: milky fragrant trailer park

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious Henna Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Lake Flickering Abode

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Lake Flickering Abode

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Angry dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: slate passionate blood rage address

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: boyish parlour pisswyrm

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Sticky Abnormal Library

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control Stimulating Stock Car

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: submissive exhilarant heaven

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Federal lascivious incel keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Frisky Generalized Bond

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Indigo sinister puppy

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: mentally impaired odious internal respiration plaza

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Trip Opaque Gas Station

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Appetizing site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Balding kitty hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: vivacious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Low-t arrogant alpha

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: jade razzmatazz station prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Bossy hairless wrinkle

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Peach Police Squad

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: obsidian locus

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing pontificating gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Harsh bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: flushed sick institution

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: cowardly excitant location voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Self-centered Dilemma Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Talented Orchestra Pit Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: crawly tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Underhanded roommate

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: walnut up-to-no-good theatre

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Black crackhouse degenerate

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Greedy corn cake jew

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: provocative candlestick maker nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Mischievous quadroon haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: canary vengeful school

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: canary vengeful school

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: provocative candlestick maker nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: floppy frozen goal in life

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: sooty resort twinkling uncleanness

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Cream Partner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Supple step-uncle's house toilet seat

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: flushed sick institution

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Ivory titillating patrolman party of the first part

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Set

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: canary vengeful school

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: adventurous church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Unhinged Galvanic Hall

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Vermilion Parlor Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Frum pea-brained native nibblets

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Frum pea-brained native nibblets

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Frum pea-brained native nibblets

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Frum pea-brained native nibblets

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Frum pea-brained native nibblets

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Violet shrine

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Vermilion Parlor Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: spectacular godawful depressive

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: White roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: floppy frozen goal in life

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: wine knife

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Citrine startled tanning salon

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Supple step-uncle's house toilet seat

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Razzle Forum

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: slippery electric azn

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: magical queen of the night yarmulke

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Bonkers jet really tough guy national security agency

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: pearly menage

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: honey-headed heady windowlicker

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious Henna Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: transparent contagious jewess

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: White roast beef

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: transparent contagious jewess

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: White roast beef

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: soggy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: soggy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: transparent contagious jewess

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: walnut up-to-no-good theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Ruby jap

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Ruby jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Thriller Cobalt Temple

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Bronze University

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling insecure rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Unhinged Galvanic Hall

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: twisted dark business firm

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Thriller Cobalt Temple

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: thirsty smoky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: spectacular godawful depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: violent corner scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling insecure rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious Henna Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Talented Orchestra Pit Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Diverse lay

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: violent corner scourge upon the earth

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Flesh Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Set

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Chrome lettuce school cafeteria

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Appetizing site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: multi-colored locale therapy

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: crawly tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Supple step-uncle's house toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: transparent contagious jewess

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: transparent contagious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: transparent contagious jewess

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: White roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: canary vengeful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: vibrant space

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: transparent contagious jewess

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: vibrant space

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: transparent contagious jewess

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: canary vengeful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: vibrant space

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: vibrant space

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: jade razzmatazz station prole

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: vibrant space

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: jade razzmatazz station prole

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring house

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: vibrant space

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Appetizing site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: idiotic charismatic church ladyboy

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: walnut up-to-no-good theatre

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: flushed sick institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: canary vengeful school

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling insecure rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: soggy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Appetizing site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Bronze University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: transparent contagious jewess

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Flesh Hospital

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious Henna Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Carmine Kitty Cat International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pit goyim

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: vibrant space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Racy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: vibrant space

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: vibrant space

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: vibrant space

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Infuriating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: vibrant space

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: vibrant space

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: vibrant space

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: disrespectful chestnut spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Comical ticket booth

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Hyperactive Meetinghouse

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: jade razzmatazz station prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: violent corner scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: canary vengeful school

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling insecure rehab

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Wonderful office black woman

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: demanding stirring son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: elite bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: jade razzmatazz station prole

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: vibrant space

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Comical ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Comical ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: vibrant space

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: vibrant space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: vibrant space

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: vibrant space

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: vibrant space

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Set

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Glittery burgundy center new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Cordovan base philosopher-king

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: bisexual turdskin

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Cordovan base philosopher-king

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Irate liquid oxygen electric furnace

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: buff dopamine mad-dog skullcap

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: pungent hairy legs theater

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Hyperactive Meetinghouse

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Greedy corn cake jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: 180 olive background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: provocative candlestick maker nursing home

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Lake Flickering Abode

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: cracking carnelian stead

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: provocative candlestick maker nursing home

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: vibrant space

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: cracking carnelian stead

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: disrespectful chestnut spot

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Set

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious Henna Telephone

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Glittery burgundy center new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Indigo sinister puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  national factory reset button

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: pearly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Turquoise Feces

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: provocative candlestick maker nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Balding kitty hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: pearly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: twisted dark business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  psychic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring house

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: crimson lodge giraffe

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: cracking carnelian stead

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Indigo sinister puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: fear-inspiring learning disabled french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring house

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Sable Death Wish

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: hideous boiling water

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Supple step-uncle's house toilet seat

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Turquoise Feces

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: effete mewling private investor

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: violent corner scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Appetizing site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Indigo sinister puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  self-absorbed volcanic crater

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: shimmering halford

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  alcoholic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious Henna Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  athletic conference

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome idea he suggested cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Mauve clown

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Dead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: jade razzmatazz station prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring house

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing pontificating gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: scarlet juggernaut

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: scarlet juggernaut

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: fear-inspiring learning disabled french chef

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: lavender

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Big apoplectic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: jade razzmatazz station prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: primrose personal credit line

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: jade razzmatazz station prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: effete mewling private investor

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring house

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: painfully honest cheese-eating

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Cordovan base philosopher-king

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Irradiated garrison

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: jade razzmatazz station prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  disgusting rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Dashing pontificating gunner

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Sable Death Wish

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Translucent high-end fat ankles

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Sable Death Wish

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Soul-stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: boyish parlour pisswyrm

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: violent corner scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Copper People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: impertinent overrated

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: violent mother

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: impertinent overrated

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: impertinent overrated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Irradiated garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: ultramarine bespoke weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  nudist place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: crawly tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: fuchsia den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: pearly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Yellow Persian

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Silver Preventive Strike

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Sable Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: jade razzmatazz station prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: pearly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49548061)