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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
lavender beady-eyed half-breed property
  01/26/16
This one stings.
comical erotic windowlicker
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
multi-colored faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
jesus no...
aqua dashing stock car locus
  10/24/16
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up-to-no-good floppy crackhouse
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  02/20/18
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multi-colored faggot firefighter
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Underhanded native
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stimulating carmine pistol idiot
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Yellow Brunch
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
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Supple state associate
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Contagious drab mad cow disease
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jesus you guys are fucking brutal
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trip lodge alpha
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lavender beady-eyed half-breed property
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cream national security agency
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  12/19/17
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comical erotic windowlicker
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up-to-no-good floppy crackhouse
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cream national security agency
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ruthless.
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
...
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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Underhanded native
  01/25/16
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Supple state associate
  01/25/16
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Henna garrison
  01/25/16
damnit
chestnut trailer park
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stimulating carmine pistol idiot
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
jfc
cream national security agency
  01/25/16
Cr edit
stimulating carmine pistol idiot
  01/25/16
...
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
cream national security agency
  01/25/16
Cr
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
hm
crimson excitant reading party
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
wait
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comical erotic windowlicker
  01/26/16
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Supple state associate
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Avocado hospital wrinkle
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Mahogany cracking field
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
cream national security agency
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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Pungent amethyst black woman
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Galvanic Lay
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chestnut trailer park
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Henna garrison
  01/25/16
...
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
claret deer antler
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/27/16
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Contagious drab mad cow disease
  01/25/16
damn
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
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learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty
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passionate copper school cafeteria
  01/25/16
O LORD
sienna theater preventive strike
  01/25/16
jfc
Stirring University Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
aphrodisiac buff legal warrant
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
trip lodge alpha
  01/25/16
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stimulating carmine pistol idiot
  01/25/16
Lmao
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
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comical erotic windowlicker
  01/26/16
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Supple state associate
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irate ceo
  07/08/17
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Supple state associate
  10/27/17
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  05/24/18
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  03/16/20
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Sable Parlor
  02/18/22
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lascivious awkward casino
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
chestnut trailer park
  01/25/16
ouch
bearded parlour jew
  01/26/16
poison
tan legend
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...
Confused Library
  01/26/16
180
lavender beady-eyed half-breed property
  01/26/16
...
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
gay stead gay wizard
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
comical erotic windowlicker
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
irradiated cyan whorehouse toilet seat
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
RIP brother
laughsome gas station candlestick maker
  09/27/16
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lascivious awkward casino
  12/26/17
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Provocative zippy french chef office
  08/12/19
180
multi-colored faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
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Provocative zippy french chef office
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
cobalt 180 theatre selfie
  01/27/16
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Galvanic Lay
  01/27/16
...
Supple state associate
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
glassy deep senate
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
glassy deep senate
  02/02/16
...
autistic crawly school idea he suggested
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Hairraiser stage
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Soul-stirring round eye
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Spruce filthy filthpig spot
  02/24/16
18000000
Cerebral pisswyrm
  03/04/16
165
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  03/04/16
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  05/19/16
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crystalline meetinghouse love of her life
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
talking mood
  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
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  01/23/17
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180 existential horror
charismatic house
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Hilarious Church
  10/27/17
mother of god
vivacious blathering famous landscape painting
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
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  12/26/17
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  09/26/21
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  07/28/25
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exhilarant trust fund
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Honey-headed Set
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
gold thriller international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Contagious drab mad cow disease
  01/25/16
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trip lodge alpha
  01/25/16
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exciting magenta public bath yarmulke
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
toxic
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
claret deer antler
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
claret deer antler
  01/25/16
TY bro
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
...
trip lodge alpha
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Jet mediation box office
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
abusive travel guidebook
  10/27/17
...
Iridescent vigorous dopamine
  10/27/17
...
Supple state associate
  05/24/18
...
adulterous cheese-eating shrine
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
brilliant theater stage useless brakes
  10/27/17
credited advice
mind-boggling main people
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
violent dark haunted graveyard people who are hurt
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
i lol'd
electric orange abode
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
claret deer antler
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
lol
Insecure talented volcanic crater
  06/01/17
...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
lavender beady-eyed half-breed property
  01/26/16
...
lascivious awkward casino
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
aphrodisiac buff legal warrant
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
aphrodisiac buff legal warrant
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
aphrodisiac buff legal warrant
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
aphrodisiac buff legal warrant
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
aphrodisiac buff legal warrant
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
Lmao
motley background story
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Supple state associate
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
cream national security agency
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Supple state associate
  01/25/16
lmao true
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/25/16
...
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
...
lascivious awkward casino
  12/26/17
Haha
Disrespectful diverse becky
  03/19/20
...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
...
Henna garrison
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Jet mediation box office
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Arousing Black Plaza
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
carnelian resort
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Supple state associate
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
brilliant theater stage useless brakes
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
laughsome gas station candlestick maker
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Ivory institution
  06/03/19
oh no
irradiated cyan whorehouse toilet seat
  08/08/19
LOL
infuriating racy blood rage
  03/16/20
JFC
adulterous cheese-eating shrine
  03/19/20
Update?
Sable Parlor
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Vibrant offensive locale toaster
  01/25/16
...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/25/16
...
Galvanic Lay
  05/19/16
...
Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
plum temple ratface
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Henna garrison
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
plum temple ratface
  01/26/16
Cr
Henna garrison
  01/26/16
...
comical erotic windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
comical erotic windowlicker
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
plum temple ratface
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed Set
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
insane point
  01/26/16
...
insane point
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Maniacal marvelous range
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
irate ceo
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
sooty kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
lavender beady-eyed half-breed property
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
cream national security agency
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
sooty kitty cat
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Supple state associate
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Maniacal marvelous range
  01/26/16
...
jet-lagged corner
  01/16/19
...
Disrespectful diverse becky
  03/16/20
...
multi-colored faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
...
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
...
learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty
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...
Galvanic Lay
  03/28/16
...
Obsidian spectacular azn
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
turquoise dilemma
  01/26/16
...
Supple state associate
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
multi-colored faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
...
aqua dashing stock car locus
  10/24/16
...
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
electric orange abode
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
out-of-control therapy
  04/04/16
...
cerise hideous personal credit line cruise ship
  03/15/17
*applause*
Flirting heaven
  10/27/17
...
startling rehab
  09/26/21
...
brilliant theater stage useless brakes
  01/26/16
...
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
plum temple ratface
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Supple state associate
  01/26/16
...
plum temple ratface
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
plum temple ratface
  01/26/16
...
Henna garrison
  01/26/16
...
claret deer antler
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
Describe
plum temple ratface
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
plum temple ratface
  01/26/16
...
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
...
claret deer antler
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Supple state associate
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
cream national security agency
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Hilarious Church
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Provocative zippy french chef office
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
Fuck
Hilarious Church
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
cq's!
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
...
adulterous cheese-eating shrine
  03/19/20
...
cerise hideous personal credit line cruise ship
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
demanding market partner
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Honey-headed Set
  01/26/16
...
Supple state associate
  01/26/16
...
mind-boggling main people
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
claret deer antler
  01/26/16
...
Provocative zippy french chef office
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
sooty kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty
  01/26/16
...
comical erotic windowlicker
  01/23/17
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cerise hideous personal credit line cruise ship
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...
irate ceo
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
underrated
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...
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federal stubborn place of business
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Pungent amethyst black woman
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jfc
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...
salmon chad chapel
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
sooty kitty cat
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
do u love it
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
federal stubborn place of business
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...
ebony jewess friendly grandma
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
sooty kitty cat
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
...
Supple state associate
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
cream national security agency
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
cream national security agency
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
sooty kitty cat
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
cream national security agency
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
federal stubborn place of business
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...
walnut factory reset button
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Orchestra Pit Nowag
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chestnut trailer park
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Hilarious Church
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multi-colored faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
claret deer antler
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty
  01/26/16
JFC
Arrogant Base Messiness
  01/26/16
180
narrow-minded brethren laser beams
  01/26/16
...
flatulent snowy ape nibblets
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Hilarious Church
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
...
Orchestra Pit Nowag
  01/26/16
...
Orchestra Pit Nowag
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
federal stubborn place of business
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
180 twist
Supple state associate
  01/26/16
...
Pungent amethyst black woman
  01/26/16
THIS
electric orange abode
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...
den death wish
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Provocative zippy french chef office
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Provocative zippy french chef office
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Provocative zippy french chef office
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Provocative zippy french chef office
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Fishy national liquid oxygen
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Fishy national liquid oxygen
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Provocative zippy french chef office
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Provocative zippy french chef office
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
impertinent charcoal tattoo
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
white center
  01/26/16
fucking damn
chestnut trailer park
  01/26/16
...
Contagious drab mad cow disease
  01/26/16
180
Vengeful Smoky Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
trip lodge alpha
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Supple state associate
  01/27/16
...
Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
glassy deep senate
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
pea-brained cocky athletic conference
  05/19/16
repost please
trip lodge alpha
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
federal stubborn place of business
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
pea-brained cocky athletic conference
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
walnut factory reset button
  01/26/16
tyft brother
electric orange abode
  01/26/16
...
Pungent amethyst black woman
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...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
  01/27/16
180.
Galvanic Lay
  01/27/16
...
den death wish
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...
talking mood
  01/31/16
...
Pungent amethyst black woman
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brave
Supple state associate
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...
Sable Parlor
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...
Pungent amethyst black woman
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
mauve self-centered
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...
trip lodge alpha
  03/08/16
...
Supple state associate
  09/27/16
...
Supple state associate
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...
cream national security agency
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...
bateful nursing home coffee pot
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cr
sooty kitty cat
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...
Sable Parlor
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...
Pungent amethyst black woman
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...
Supple state associate
  06/17/16
...
keepsake machete
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...
cream national security agency
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig
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...
Supple state associate
  10/24/16
i really like it here
pea-brained cocky athletic conference
  10/24/16
...
talking mood
  10/27/16
...
misunderstood rebellious juggernaut
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Supple state associate
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
boiling water depressive
  01/23/17
... ...
brilliant theater stage useless brakes
  01/23/17
...
Supple state associate
  07/08/17
Lol
mauve self-centered
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Saffron Gaping Dog Poop
  01/16/19
...
multi-colored faggot firefighter
  02/11/17
...
Supple state associate
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...
cream national security agency
  03/15/17
...
cerise hideous personal credit line cruise ship
  03/15/17
...
talking mood
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Nubile
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
adulterous cheese-eating shrine
  06/01/17
...
twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/17
...
Galvanic Lay
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
flesh clown
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...
adulterous cheese-eating shrine
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
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...
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...
cream national security agency
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...
Hilarious Church
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  10/27/17
...
indigo ladyboy stage
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
jade mental disorder
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Supple state associate
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
jade mental disorder
  12/26/17
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misunderstood rebellious juggernaut
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Bright crusty dingle berry
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...
Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig
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...
Hilarious Church
  05/17/18
...
Supple state associate
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Scarlet Marketing Idea
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Supple state associate
  07/25/18
...
Bistre Titillating Hell
  07/25/18
...
Hilarious Church
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Supple state associate
  01/16/19
...
Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Saffron Gaping Dog Poop
  01/16/19
Jfc
Supple state associate
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
poppy prole
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Fishy national liquid oxygen
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
sticky patrolman boltzmann
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
sticky patrolman boltzmann
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
sooty kitty cat
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
sticky patrolman boltzmann
  01/17/19
...
Hilarious Church
  04/08/19
...
maroon faggotry private investor
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
indigo ladyboy stage
  04/09/19
...
sticky patrolman boltzmann
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
sticky patrolman boltzmann
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Supple state associate
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Chocolate cuckoldry
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Supple state associate
  06/03/19
...
Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Soul-stirring round eye
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
sticky patrolman boltzmann
  06/03/19
...
multi-colored faggot firefighter
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
sticky patrolman boltzmann
  08/08/19
...
sticky patrolman boltzmann
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
sinister roommate
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
sinister roommate
  08/12/19
...
sinister roommate
  03/16/20
...
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cream national security agency
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sooty kitty cat
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sooty kitty cat
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Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe
  09/26/21
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Hot Sound Barrier
  10/11/21
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startling rehab
  10/11/21
bump
sooty kitty cat
  03/12/22
...
cream national security agency
  01/05/23
...
Sable Parlor
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
harsh cuckold
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
brass goyim
  10/13/23
...
Supple state associate
  01/03/24
...
Hilarious Church
  08/09/24
...
Sable Parlor
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...
Ozzie Canseco
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...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: lavender beady-eyed half-breed property

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: cream national security agency

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: french bbw



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: french bbw



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Mahogany cracking field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: abusive travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: navy cruel-hearted really tough guy indian lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Frum Grizzly Fanboi Psychic

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Avocado hospital wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Underhanded native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Henna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: chestnut trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: stimulating carmine pistol idiot



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Supple state associate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: cream national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: stimulating carmine pistol idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: cream national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: crimson excitant reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: comical erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Avocado hospital wrinkle

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: sick wonderful sex offender church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Mahogany cracking field

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: cream national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Mahogany cracking field

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: bateful nursing home coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: chestnut trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Henna garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: claret deer antler

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Curious Azure Corn Cake

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Bespoke coldplay fan degenerate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: boyish lake address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: navy cruel-hearted really tough guy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Contagious drab mad cow disease



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: passionate copper school cafeteria



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: sienna theater preventive strike

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Stirring University Mad-dog Skullcap

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac buff legal warrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: trip lodge alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: stimulating carmine pistol idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Supple state associate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: appetizing kitchen



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: comical erotic windowlicker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Provocative zippy french chef office



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Supple state associate



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: irate ceo



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: light swashbuckling feces



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Supple state associate



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Sable Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43989067)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Naked wild masturbator digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: chestnut trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: bearded parlour jew

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: tan legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Confused Library



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: lavender beady-eyed half-breed property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: gay stead gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: comical erotic windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: irradiated cyan whorehouse toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: laughsome gas station candlestick maker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: lascivious awkward casino



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Provocative zippy french chef office



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: cobalt 180 theatre selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: glassy deep senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: glassy deep senate

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: autistic crawly school idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring round eye

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Spruce filthy filthpig spot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Cerebral pisswyrm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: aromatic hyperventilating goal in life home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle aquamarine stain striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: talking mood

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Razzmatazz house-broken water buffalo potus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: adulterous cheese-eating shrine

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: concupiscible pale site turdskin

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: cerise hideous personal credit line cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: bateful nursing home coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: sepia glittery location cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: charismatic house

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Hilarious Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: vivacious blathering famous landscape painting

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Slate wagecucks hall

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Frozen Gaped Principal's Office Tank

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: indigo ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Twisted hominid double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling main people

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: deranged violet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Anal community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Obsidian spectacular azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: startling rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: low-t business firm lettuce

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: exhilarant trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed Set

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: gold thriller international law enforcement agency

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Contagious drab mad cow disease

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: trip lodge alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: exciting magenta public bath yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Supple state associate

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: claret deer antler

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: claret deer antler

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: trip lodge alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Jet mediation box office

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: abusive travel guidebook

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Iridescent vigorous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: adulterous cheese-eating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: brilliant theater stage useless brakes

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling main people

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: violent dark haunted graveyard people who are hurt

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: electric orange abode

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: claret deer antler

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Insecure talented volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: lavender beady-eyed half-breed property

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: lascivious awkward casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac buff legal warrant

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac buff legal warrant

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac buff legal warrant

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac buff legal warrant

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac buff legal warrant

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: motley background story

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Supple state associate

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: cream national security agency

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: lascivious awkward casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Disrespectful diverse becky

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Henna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Jet mediation box office

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Arousing Black Plaza

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: carnelian resort

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Supple state associate

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: brilliant theater stage useless brakes

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: laughsome gas station candlestick maker

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Ivory institution

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: irradiated cyan whorehouse toilet seat

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: infuriating racy blood rage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: adulterous cheese-eating shrine

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Sable Parlor

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Vibrant offensive locale toaster

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author:  plum temple ratface

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Henna garrison

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author:  plum temple ratface

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Henna garrison

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: comical erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: comical erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author:  plum temple ratface

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Honey-headed Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: insane point

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: insane point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Maniacal marvelous range

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: irate ceo

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: sooty kitty cat

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: lavender beady-eyed half-breed property

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: cream national security agency

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: sooty kitty cat

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Maniacal marvelous range

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author:  jet-lagged corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Disrespectful diverse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Obsidian spectacular azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author:  turquoise dilemma

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: aqua dashing stock car locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: electric orange abode

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: out-of-control therapy

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: cerise hideous personal credit line cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Flirting heaven

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: startling rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: brilliant theater stage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author:  plum temple ratface

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Supple state associate

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author:  plum temple ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author:  plum temple ratface

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Henna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: claret deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author:  plum temple ratface

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author:  plum temple ratface

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: claret deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: cream national security agency

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Hilarious Church

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Provocative zippy french chef office

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Hilarious Church

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: adulterous cheese-eating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: cerise hideous personal credit line cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  demanding market partner

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed Set

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: claret deer antler

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Provocative zippy french chef office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: sooty kitty cat

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: comical erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: cerise hideous personal credit line cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: irate ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  plum temple ratface

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: aqua dashing stock car locus

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: up-to-no-good floppy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author:  geriatric mother area

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: cream national security agency

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  salmon chad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: sooty kitty cat

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  ebony jewess friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: sooty kitty cat

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: cream national security agency

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: cream national security agency

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: sooty kitty cat

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: cream national security agency

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  walnut factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  Orchestra Pit Nowag

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: chestnut trailer park

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Hilarious Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: claret deer antler

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: learning disabled greedy sanctuary kitty

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Arrogant Base Messiness

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  narrow-minded brethren laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: flatulent snowy ape nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Hilarious Church

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  Orchestra Pit Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  Orchestra Pit Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Supple state associate

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: electric orange abode

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  den death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Provocative zippy french chef office

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Provocative zippy french chef office

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Provocative zippy french chef office

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Provocative zippy french chef office

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Fishy national liquid oxygen

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Fishy national liquid oxygen

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Provocative zippy french chef office

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy histrionic menage

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Provocative zippy french chef office

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: impertinent charcoal tattoo

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  white center

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: chestnut trailer park

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Contagious drab mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Vengeful Smoky Step-uncle's House

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: trip lodge alpha

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: glassy deep senate

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: pea-brained cocky athletic conference

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: trip lodge alpha

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: federal stubborn place of business

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: pea-brained cocky athletic conference

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  walnut factory reset button

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: electric orange abode

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Galvanic Lay

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  den death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: talking mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: brindle hairy legs

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Supple state associate

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Sable Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: mauve self-centered

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: trip lodge alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: cream national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: bateful nursing home coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: sooty kitty cat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Sable Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: cream national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Shimmering Fear-inspiring Regret Rigpig

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: pea-brained cocky athletic conference

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: talking mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: misunderstood rebellious juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Supple state associate

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  boiling water depressive

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: brilliant theater stage useless brakes

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: mauve self-centered

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Saffron Gaping Dog Poop

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: cream national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: cerise hideous personal credit line cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: talking mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Nubile

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: 

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: adulterous cheese-eating shrine

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  flesh clown

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: adulterous cheese-eating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: garnet bull headed weed whacker genital piercing

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: cream national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Hilarious Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: indigo ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: jade mental disorder

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Supple state associate

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: jade mental disorder

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: misunderstood rebellious juggernaut

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Bright crusty dingle berry

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Odious Cordovan Police Squad Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Hilarious Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Marketing Idea

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Supple state associate

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Bistre Titillating Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Hilarious Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Saffron Gaping Dog Poop

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Supple state associate

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  poppy prole

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Fishy national liquid oxygen

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  sticky patrolman boltzmann

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  sticky patrolman boltzmann

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: sooty kitty cat

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  sticky patrolman boltzmann

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Hilarious Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: maroon faggotry private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: indigo ladyboy stage

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  sticky patrolman boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  sticky patrolman boltzmann

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Supple state associate

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Chocolate cuckoldry

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Supple state associate

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring round eye

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  sticky patrolman boltzmann

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  sticky patrolman boltzmann

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  sticky patrolman boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: sinister roommate

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: 

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: sinister roommate

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: sinister roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  green



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: cream national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: sooty kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: sooty kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: high-end indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: cream national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse big station sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Hot Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: startling rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: sooty kitty cat

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: cream national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Sable Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: harsh cuckold

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: brass goyim

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Supple state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Hilarious Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Sable Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Vannesa#49548061)