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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
effete splenetic nursing home
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Sick pit philosopher-king
  07/09/12
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Rebellious cruise ship
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Charismatic mentally impaired messiness
  07/09/12
Are you male?
shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Charismatic mentally impaired messiness
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Charismatic mentally impaired messiness
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
chartreuse domesticated area hairy legs
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
chartreuse domesticated area hairy legs
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Hot Gas Station
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Hot Gas Station
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Hot Gas Station
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
marvelous university
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Demanding ivory address
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Aromatic awkward jew parlor
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
fear-inspiring buff kitty
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
carmine bateful becky gaming laptop
  07/09/12
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Rebellious cruise ship
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Charismatic mentally impaired messiness
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
stfu
carmine bateful becky gaming laptop
  07/09/12
180
Frum amber locus
  07/09/12
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arousing swollen ladyboy
  07/13/12
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erotic stirring native
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Aphrodisiac bat shit crazy legal warrant death wish
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
shivering lodge athletic conference
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Aphrodisiac bat shit crazy legal warrant death wish
  07/09/12
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Mahogany legend corn cake
  07/04/19
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Rebellious cruise ship
  07/13/12
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Mahogany legend corn cake
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
maize disgusting corner doctorate
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
beady-eyed hilarious dog poop
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Ruddy Concupiscible Field
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
beady-eyed hilarious dog poop
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Mischievous parlour
  03/04/25
lol kike
erotic stirring native
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
alcoholic faggot firefighter
  07/04/19
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bearded tanning salon
  08/10/22
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Impertinent Dark International Law Enforcement Agency Point
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Aquamarine dragon
  07/24/24
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out-of-control unhinged degenerate
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
exhilarant hunting ground institution
  09/22/24
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Mischievous parlour
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
titillating masturbator
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: effete splenetic nursing home

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Sick pit philosopher-king

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Rebellious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Charismatic mentally impaired messiness

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Charismatic mentally impaired messiness

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Charismatic mentally impaired messiness

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: chartreuse domesticated area hairy legs

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: chartreuse domesticated area hairy legs

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Hot Gas Station

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Hot Gas Station

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Hot Gas Station

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: marvelous university

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Demanding ivory address

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Aromatic awkward jew parlor

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring buff kitty

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: carmine bateful becky gaming laptop

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Rebellious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Charismatic mentally impaired messiness

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: carmine bateful becky gaming laptop

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Frum amber locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: arousing swollen ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: erotic stirring native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bat shit crazy legal warrant death wish

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: shivering lodge athletic conference

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bat shit crazy legal warrant death wish

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Mahogany legend corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Rebellious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Mahogany legend corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: maize disgusting corner doctorate

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed hilarious dog poop

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Ruddy Concupiscible Field

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed hilarious dog poop

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Mischievous parlour

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: erotic stirring native

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: alcoholic faggot firefighter

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: bearded tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Impertinent Dark International Law Enforcement Agency Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine dragon

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: out-of-control unhinged degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: exhilarant hunting ground institution

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Mischievous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: titillating masturbator

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#49721526)