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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Grizzly temple
  09/18/24
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deranged mexican forum
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
deranged mexican forum
  09/18/24
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Grizzly temple
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
marvelous yarmulke
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Black macaca parlour
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Startling hominid
  09/18/24
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Garnet insane sweet tailpipe
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Grizzly temple
  09/18/24
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brass fortuitous meteor
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Motley Stag Film Deer Antler
  09/18/24
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Chocolate dingle berry
  09/19/24
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excitant roast beef cumskin
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
cobalt national security agency
  09/18/24
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Unhinged Stirring Cruise Ship Pisswyrm
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
orange range twinkling uncleanness
  09/18/24
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cobalt national security agency
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Light patrolman
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Walnut station
  09/18/24
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excitant roast beef cumskin
  09/18/24
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copper casino
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Passionate laser beams lettuce
  09/18/24
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Grizzly temple
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Light patrolman
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Grizzly temple
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Light patrolman
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Grizzly temple
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Light patrolman
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Light patrolman
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
cream titillating parlor
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Light patrolman
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
cream titillating parlor
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Light patrolman
  09/18/24
another type of solution
cream titillating parlor
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Grizzly temple
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Red gaped base
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
purple mediation
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Light patrolman
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Grizzly temple
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Light patrolman
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Light patrolman
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Passionate laser beams lettuce
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Light patrolman
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Passionate laser beams lettuce
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Light patrolman
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Grizzly temple
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Passionate laser beams lettuce
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Grizzly temple
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Light patrolman
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Grizzly temple
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Light patrolman
  09/19/24
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Passionate laser beams lettuce
  09/19/24
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Grizzly temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: deranged mexican forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: deranged mexican forum

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Grizzly temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: marvelous yarmulke

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Black macaca parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Startling hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Garnet insane sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Grizzly temple

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: brass fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Motley Stag Film Deer Antler

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Chocolate dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: excitant roast beef cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: cobalt national security agency

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Unhinged Stirring Cruise Ship Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: orange range twinkling uncleanness

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: cobalt national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Light patrolman

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Walnut station

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: excitant roast beef cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: copper casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Passionate laser beams lettuce

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Grizzly temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Light patrolman

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Grizzly temple

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Light patrolman

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Grizzly temple

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Light patrolman

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Light patrolman

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: cream titillating parlor

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Light patrolman

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: cream titillating parlor

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Light patrolman

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: cream titillating parlor

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Grizzly temple

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Red gaped base

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: purple mediation

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Light patrolman

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Grizzly temple

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Light patrolman

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Light patrolman

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Passionate laser beams lettuce

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Light patrolman

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Passionate laser beams lettuce

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Light patrolman

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Grizzly temple

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Passionate laser beams lettuce

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Grizzly temple

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Light patrolman

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Grizzly temple

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Light patrolman

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Passionate laser beams lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Vannesa#49340186)