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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
smoky hairraiser corner psychic
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
out-of-control house famous landscape painting
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Laughing my fuckin ass off
smoky hairraiser corner psychic
  01/03/23
180
swashbuckling foreskin
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Holy shit
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Outnumbered Becky Box Office
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alright, im a tranny advocate now
aromatic kitchen black woman
  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
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everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
out-of-control house famous landscape painting
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so you agree that you’re a man? cool
Marvelous Transparent Tanning Salon Sweet Tailpipe
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(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
out-of-control house famous landscape painting
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
Marvelous Transparent Tanning Salon Sweet Tailpipe
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more than u are, yes
out-of-control house famous landscape painting
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out-of-control house famous landscape painting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
Honey-headed adventurous area
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
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Idiotic place of business rigpig
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The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
Idiotic place of business rigpig
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
aromatic kitchen black woman
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when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: smoky hairraiser corner psychic

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: out-of-control house famous landscape painting

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736910)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: smoky hairraiser corner psychic

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736930)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: smoky hairraiser corner psychic

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Outnumbered Becky Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: aromatic kitchen black woman

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Marvelous Transparent Tanning Salon Sweet Tailpipe

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: out-of-control house famous landscape painting

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Transparent Tanning Salon Sweet Tailpipe

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: out-of-control house famous landscape painting

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Marvelous Transparent Tanning Salon Sweet Tailpipe

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: out-of-control house famous landscape painting

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: titillating apoplectic parlor useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#46206733)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: out-of-control house famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#46206694)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: yapping mediation partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603587)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered Becky Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603607)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: aromatic kitchen black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620711)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Orchid Embarrassed To The Bone Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620846)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620946)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#49213068)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#49213074)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: puce narrow-minded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: Turquoise Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: out-of-control house famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: out-of-control house famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736908)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Honey-headed adventurous area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: federal generalized bond locus

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Histrionic Ticket Booth Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Emerald theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: costumed vigorous masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Primrose church incel

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: olive hairless scourge upon the earth deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739457)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: puce narrow-minded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739630)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: puce narrow-minded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45742027)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: puce narrow-minded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45750389)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: puce narrow-minded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45835222)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: puce narrow-minded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47219210)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: ruby know-it-all pozpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47219260)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: puce narrow-minded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47376237)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Turquoise Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47376245)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: puce narrow-minded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603827)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Arousing Aggressive Associate

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: puce narrow-minded shrine

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Flirting Goal In Life Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603847)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: plum location antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47604038)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Histrionic Ticket Booth Fanboi

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47604053)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#49213069)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Idiotic place of business rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47604067)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Idiotic place of business rigpig

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: aromatic kitchen black woman

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: plum location antidepressant drug

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: aromatic kitchen black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620938)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Histrionic Ticket Booth Fanboi

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47621001)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#49213065)