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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
odious canary depressive center
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
odious canary depressive center
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Mint Police Squad Hominid
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electric french lettuce
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Racy Slate Office
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fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
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hairless diverse dysfunction native
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Purple pontificating sweet tailpipe
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Racy Slate Office
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Racy Slate Office
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
provocative dog poop
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Razzle adulterous personal credit line cuckold
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Massive Orchestra Pit
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Massive Orchestra Pit
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
boyish brunch
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Massive Orchestra Pit
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
mustard set telephone
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Vivacious Chocolate Sneaky Criminal Hairy Legs
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/17/25
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glittery school cafeteria
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
boyish brunch
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Mint Police Squad Hominid
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
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glittery school cafeteria
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Mint Police Squad Hominid
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hairless diverse dysfunction native
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splenetic chapel
  10/18/25
lol
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Cordovan lodge factory reset button
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He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
heady bronze trailer park laser beams
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
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electric french lettuce
  10/18/25
:(
Exhilarant fluffy menage
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Apoplectic Electric Furnace Azn
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Supple magical antidepressant drug spot
  10/18/25
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galvanic startled site
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Purple pontificating sweet tailpipe
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
lake painfully honest den really tough guy
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
fiercely-loyal theater stage double fault
  10/18/25
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Apoplectic Electric Furnace Azn
  10/18/25
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Racy Slate Office
  10/18/25
no homo at all
fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
lake painfully honest den really tough guy
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Racy Slate Office
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Transparent bull headed macaca kitchen
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Metal burgundy tank
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
tan shaky gas station internal respiration
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provocative dog poop
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
heady bronze trailer park laser beams
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fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: odious canary depressive center

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: odious canary depressive center

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Mint Police Squad Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: electric french lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Racy Slate Office

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: hairless diverse dysfunction native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Purple pontificating sweet tailpipe

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Racy Slate Office

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Racy Slate Office

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: provocative dog poop

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle adulterous personal credit line cuckold

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Massive Orchestra Pit

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Massive Orchestra Pit

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: boyish brunch

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Massive Orchestra Pit

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: mustard set telephone

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Chocolate Sneaky Criminal Hairy Legs

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: glittery school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: boyish brunch

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Mint Police Squad Hominid

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: seedy stage windowlicker

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: glittery school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Mint Police Squad Hominid

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: hairless diverse dysfunction native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: splenetic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: contagious frum abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Cordovan lodge factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: heady bronze trailer park laser beams

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: heady bronze trailer park laser beams

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: electric french lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant fluffy menage

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Apoplectic Electric Furnace Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Supple magical antidepressant drug spot

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: galvanic startled site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Purple pontificating sweet tailpipe

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lake painfully honest den really tough guy

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theater stage double fault

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic Electric Furnace Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Racy Slate Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lake painfully honest den really tough guy

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Racy Slate Office

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Transparent bull headed macaca kitchen

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Metal burgundy tank

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: tan shaky gas station internal respiration

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: provocative dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: heady bronze trailer park laser beams

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: fighting cocky step-uncle's house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359746)