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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
beta jet-lagged tanning salon
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*in the next week
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cerise pozpig immigrant
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libs maf!
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odious dilemma
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NM is back
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God I hope so
cerise pozpig immigrant
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His love is with us always, brother.
beta jet-lagged tanning salon
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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mrx sunburst
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: beta jet-lagged tanning salon

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: rebellious locale sweet tailpipe

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Passionate internal respiration



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: impressive boyish boiling water dog poop

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious Indirect Expression Theater Stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Sooty Laughsome Place Of Business



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: vibrant zippy black woman

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Talented naked toaster goyim

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: green cracking national security agency feces



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: beta jet-lagged tanning salon

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: cerise pozpig immigrant



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible abode

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Domesticated market foreskin



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: vivacious field boistinker



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: peach clown office

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: green cracking national security agency feces

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic ticket booth macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Plum School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Talented naked toaster goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: odious dilemma



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Rough-skinned comical business firm

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: cerise pozpig immigrant

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: beta jet-lagged tanning salon

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: green cracking national security agency feces

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: lascivious ungodly mental disorder party of the first part



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: beta jet-lagged tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866578)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Mustard Athletic Conference



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy church building scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Vigorous Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866811)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz slate rehab



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: anal translucent community account sound barrier



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: rusted striped hyena



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch newt



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: green cracking national security agency feces



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Carpathian man, US Citizen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221678)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221683)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible abode



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Plum School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Plum School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned comical business firm



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Wonderful Genital Piercing Dysfunction

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned comical business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47866555)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: mewling famous landscape painting shrine



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Vigorous Useless Brakes



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Vigorous Useless Brakes



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: mauve range



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: cyan supple area



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: insane chad

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: green cracking national security agency feces

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: spectacular alcoholic trailer park



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Wonderful Genital Piercing Dysfunction

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic ticket booth macaca

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: beta jet-lagged tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47869852)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: green cracking national security agency feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Vannesa#47871075)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: beta jet-lagged tanning salon



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