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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Khaki corn cake
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Khaki corn cake
  11/11/25
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Turquoise Swashbuckling Lodge Dragon
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Brindle bateful forum
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Nudist school cafeteria
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Nudist school cafeteria
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
wine national
  11/11/25
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charismatic ruddy boistinker
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Haunting whorehouse
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
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Opaque low-t stock car
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
sable stag film
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Appetizing theatre
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
Appetizing theatre
  11/11/25
...
sable stag film
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
odious pink rehab nibblets
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
cocky point police squad
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
odious pink rehab nibblets
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Angry Bearded Gas Station
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Racy pearl codepig
  11/11/25
...
magenta potus
  11/12/25
lmfao
Amber library ratface
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Concupiscible useless mad cow disease
  11/11/25
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Angry Bearded Gas Station
  11/11/25
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trip sound barrier corner
  11/11/25
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Talking medicated wagecucks hospital
  11/12/25
sprinted here
Mind-boggling Nursing Home
  11/12/25
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magenta potus
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Irradiated Space
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
tp
Talking medicated wagecucks hospital
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Grizzly Useless Brakes Location
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Peach greedy den french chef
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
Dark misanthropic cruise ship haunted graveyard
  11/11/25
...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
big party of the first part feces
  11/11/25
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180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
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magenta potus
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
trip sound barrier corner
  11/11/25
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charismatic ruddy boistinker
  11/11/25
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know-it-all cerise prole area
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Khaki corn cake
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Opaque low-t stock car
  11/11/25
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Grizzly Useless Brakes Location
  11/11/25
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lemon curious tanning salon
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
glassy tattoo
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
180 drab giraffe
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
heady jap circlehead
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Turquoise Swashbuckling Lodge Dragon
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Khaki corn cake

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Khaki corn cake

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Turquoise Swashbuckling Lodge Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Brindle bateful forum

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Nudist school cafeteria

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Nudist school cafeteria

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: wine national

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: charismatic ruddy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Haunting whorehouse

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Opaque low-t stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: sable stag film

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Appetizing theatre

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Appetizing theatre

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: sable stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: odious pink rehab nibblets

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: cocky point police squad

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: odious pink rehab nibblets

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Angry Bearded Gas Station

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Racy pearl codepig

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: magenta potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Amber library ratface

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible useless mad cow disease

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Angry Bearded Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: trip sound barrier corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Talking medicated wagecucks hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Nursing Home

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: magenta potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Space

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Talking medicated wagecucks hospital

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Grizzly Useless Brakes Location

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Peach greedy den french chef

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Dark misanthropic cruise ship haunted graveyard

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: big party of the first part feces

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: magenta potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: trip sound barrier corner

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: charismatic ruddy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: know-it-all cerise prole area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Khaki corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Opaque low-t stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Grizzly Useless Brakes Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: lemon curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: glassy tattoo

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: 180 drab giraffe

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: heady jap circlehead

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Turquoise Swashbuckling Lodge Dragon

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49424851)