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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Soggy Medicated Background Story Base
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Walnut glittery black woman
  08/28/25
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Soggy Medicated Background Story Base
  08/28/25
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dashing garnet home
  08/28/25
that's it?
Sapphire balding fanboi point
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Soggy Medicated Background Story Base
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
coral school cafeteria weed whacker
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Sapphire balding fanboi point
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Sooty genital piercing
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Appetizing Sanctuary
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Sooty genital piercing
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Appetizing Sanctuary
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Sooty genital piercing
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Appetizing Sanctuary
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive
  08/28/25
Happy?
Tripping hissy fit
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Sooty genital piercing
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
dashing garnet home
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Sooty genital piercing
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
dashing garnet home
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
swollen regret
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Twisted Jew
  08/28/25
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Disrespectful Bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Ruddy Locale
  08/29/25
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Multi-colored preventive strike
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
cerise abusive casino juggernaut
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Excitant Chestnut People Who Are Hurt
  08/29/25
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Disrespectful Bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
embarrassed to the bone international law enforcement agency cuckold
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Excitant Chestnut People Who Are Hurt
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Appetizing Sanctuary
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
concupiscible den psychic
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Sooty genital piercing
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
cerise abusive casino juggernaut
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Sooty genital piercing
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Exciting meetinghouse
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
transparent cracking church toaster
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
dashing garnet home
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Sooty genital piercing
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Excitant Chestnut People Who Are Hurt
  09/01/25
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Sooty genital piercing
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Excitant Chestnut People Who Are Hurt
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Sooty genital piercing
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Tripping hissy fit
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive
  09/01/25
?
Appetizing Sanctuary
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Mauve stimulating parlor circlehead
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Sooty genital piercing
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Appetizing Sanctuary
  09/12/25
Yes
Sooty genital piercing
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Appetizing Sanctuary
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Appetizing Sanctuary
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Soggy Medicated Background Story Base
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Soggy Medicated Background Story Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Walnut glittery black woman

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Soggy Medicated Background Story Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: dashing garnet home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sapphire balding fanboi point

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Soggy Medicated Background Story Base

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: coral school cafeteria weed whacker

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Sapphire balding fanboi point

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Tripping hissy fit

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: dashing garnet home

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: dashing garnet home

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: swollen regret

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Twisted Jew

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Disrespectful Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Ruddy Locale

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: cerise abusive casino juggernaut

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Excitant Chestnut People Who Are Hurt

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Disrespectful Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone international law enforcement agency cuckold

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Excitant Chestnut People Who Are Hurt

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: concupiscible den psychic

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: cerise abusive casino juggernaut

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Exciting meetinghouse

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: transparent cracking church toaster

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: dashing garnet home

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Excitant Chestnut People Who Are Hurt

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Sooty genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Excitant Chestnut People Who Are Hurt

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Tripping hissy fit

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Mauve stimulating parlor circlehead

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Jet Aromatic Reading Party Depressive

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Sooty genital piercing

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Soggy Medicated Background Story Base

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259839)