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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
floppy market
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
hateful institution
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Pale bull headed ticket booth
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
big iridescent cuckoldry
  08/30/25
...
Hyperventilating Fragrant Range Knife
  09/05/25
, he lisped
silver contagious office crotch
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Fuchsia cruel-hearted kitchen
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
floppy market
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Fuchsia cruel-hearted kitchen
  08/31/25
...
Motley hell
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  08/31/25
delusional take
Motley hell
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Titillating bearded party of the first part
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
curious naked school keepsake machete
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
deranged locale
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
curious naked school keepsake machete
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
floppy market
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
curious naked school keepsake machete
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
floppy market
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
deranged locale
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
deranged locale
  09/05/25
...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
seedy chestnut alpha immigrant
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
deranged locale
  09/05/25
...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
deranged locale
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
floppy market
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Mind-boggling Theatre
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Mind-boggling Theatre
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/05/25
Kenny
deranged locale
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
floppy market
  09/06/25
...
hairraiser death wish nursing home
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/06/25
...
hairraiser death wish nursing home
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
floppy market
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Opaque rough-skinned mad cow disease
  09/07/25
Explain
floppy market
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Dun excitant karate station
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
floppy market
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
floppy market
  09/07/25
...
Titillating bearded party of the first part
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
curious naked school keepsake machete
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: floppy market

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: hateful institution

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Pale bull headed ticket booth

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: big iridescent cuckoldry

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Fragrant Range Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: silver contagious office crotch

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia cruel-hearted kitchen

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: floppy market

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Fuchsia cruel-hearted kitchen

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Motley hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Motley hell

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Titillating bearded party of the first part

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: deranged locale

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: floppy market

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: floppy market

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: deranged locale

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: deranged locale

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: seedy chestnut alpha immigrant

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: deranged locale

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: deranged locale

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: floppy market

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Theatre

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Theatre

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: deranged locale

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: floppy market

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: hairraiser death wish nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: hairraiser death wish nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: floppy market

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Opaque rough-skinned mad cow disease

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: floppy market

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Dun excitant karate station

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: floppy market

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: floppy market

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Titillating bearded party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: curious naked school keepsake machete

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49592738)