Date: February 28th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Beta macaca
Independent news reporter here. whok news!
whok was caught red-handed delivering jinx's assbaby in the woods on the outskirts of Pattaya.
An Instagram influencer doing citizen journalism shared the footage with local authorities. The baby is now safe under government care, and whok is currently being hunted by authorities.
The infant appears to be of a white-Moroccan-Jewish mix, a truly multicultural forest miracle.
Meanwhile, whok vanished from the scene, apparently boarding a flight to Australia before anyone could stop him.
Authorities are scrambling, locals are buzzing on TikTok, and the baby is safe--if a little confused about its dramatic woodland debut.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811903&forum_id=2Vannesa#49701856)