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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
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blue bipolar hospital
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Pea-brained alcoholic tanning salon love of her life
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
blue bipolar hospital
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Topaz coldplay fan
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
white location
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Hideous theatre psychic
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Histrionic amber public bath dingle berry
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azure party of the first part therapy
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grizzly sex offender
  08/21/18
The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
cerebral deranged meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness
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impressive orchestra pit nibblets
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Naked Mediation
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impressive orchestra pit nibblets
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
self-absorbed sandwich queen of the night
  08/20/18
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Hideous theatre psychic
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purple contagious den
  08/20/18
In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
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impressive orchestra pit nibblets
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
titillating church immigrant
  02/13/20
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Embarrassed to the bone brass pit
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Histrionic amber public bath dingle berry
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Aqua frum french chef
  08/20/18
I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
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Aqua frum french chef
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Pea-brained alcoholic tanning salon love of her life
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Aqua frum french chef
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Aqua frum french chef
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Aqua frum french chef
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Aqua frum french chef
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Aqua frum french chef
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
sapphire irradiated home
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sapphire irradiated home
  08/20/18
lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
dun garrison people who are hurt
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Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Swashbuckling yarmulke milk
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Razzle corn cake mood
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Mentally impaired boyish theater
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Aggressive sadistic personal credit line
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crusty hall boiling water
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Razzle corn cake mood
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Violet Exciting Native Police Squad
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
cerebral deranged meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
white location
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
lavender locus pisswyrm
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Aqua frum french chef
  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell
  11/14/19
historically important thread
dun garrison people who are hurt
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Garnet rebellious clown
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
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bateful bistre juggernaut degenerate
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: blue bipolar hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained alcoholic tanning salon love of her life

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: blue bipolar hospital

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Topaz coldplay fan

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: white location

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Hideous theatre psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651814)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Histrionic amber public bath dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653243)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: azure party of the first part therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: grizzly sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: cerebral deranged meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: impressive orchestra pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Naked Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: impressive orchestra pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed sandwich queen of the night

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Hideous theatre psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: purple contagious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: impressive orchestra pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: titillating church immigrant

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone brass pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Histrionic amber public bath dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Aqua frum french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Aqua frum french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained alcoholic tanning salon love of her life

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Aqua frum french chef

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Aqua frum french chef

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Aqua frum french chef

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Aqua frum french chef

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Aqua frum french chef

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: sapphire irradiated home

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: sapphire irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: dun garrison people who are hurt

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling yarmulke milk

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Razzle corn cake mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Mentally impaired boyish theater

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Aggressive sadistic personal credit line

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: crusty hall boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Razzle corn cake mood

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Violet Exciting Native Police Squad

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: cerebral deranged meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: white location

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: lavender locus pisswyrm

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Aqua frum french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: dun garrison people who are hurt

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Garnet rebellious clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#39467939)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen Hell

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: bateful bistre juggernaut degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49531340)