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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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180 cream stage electric furnace
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Smoky Cracking Church Blood Rage
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
180 cream stage electric furnace
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Smoky Cracking Church Blood Rage
  05/01/26
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Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
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indigo hateful box office philosopher-king
  04/29/26
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180 cream stage electric furnace
  04/29/26
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Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Carmine curious kitty
  04/29/26
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Racy Irate Psychic Crackhouse
  04/29/26
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Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
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gay hell
  04/30/26
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Bateful orchestra pit associate
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Bateful orchestra pit associate
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Racy Irate Psychic Crackhouse
  05/02/26
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Violent Water Buffalo
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
180 cream stage electric furnace
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Carmine curious kitty
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
180 cream stage electric furnace
  04/29/26
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Violent Water Buffalo
  04/29/26
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Trip Striped Hyena Karate
  04/29/26
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brass windowlicker queen of the night
  04/29/26
180!
Racy Irate Psychic Crackhouse
  04/29/26
hell yeah
indigo hateful box office philosopher-king
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
180 cream stage electric furnace
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Odious greedy voyeur native
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
180 cream stage electric furnace
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
vigorous impressive lettuce home
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
180 cream stage electric furnace
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
vigorous impressive lettuce home
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
180 cream stage electric furnace
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Seedy cerebral boltzmann
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
180 cream stage electric furnace
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
vigorous impressive lettuce home
  05/01/26
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Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Seedy cerebral boltzmann
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
vigorous impressive lettuce home
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
180
Trip Striped Hyena Karate
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
indigo hateful box office philosopher-king
  05/01/26
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dashing gas station
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
razzle background story
  04/30/26
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razzle background story
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Wonderful Chrome Turdskin
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
180 cream stage electric furnace
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
vigorous impressive lettuce home
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
180 cream stage electric furnace
  05/01/26
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Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
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vigorous impressive lettuce home
  05/01/26
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Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
aqua trust fund cumskin
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
congrats!
Bateful orchestra pit associate
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Trip Striped Hyena Karate
  05/01/26
180
Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
180 cream stage electric furnace
  05/01/26
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Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
aqua trust fund cumskin
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Violent Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
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Racy Irate Psychic Crackhouse
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Smoky Cracking Church Blood Rage

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Smoky Cracking Church Blood Rage

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: indigo hateful box office philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Carmine curious kitty

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Racy Irate Psychic Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: gay hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Bateful orchestra pit associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Bateful orchestra pit associate

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Racy Irate Psychic Crackhouse

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Carmine curious kitty

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Trip Striped Hyena Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: brass windowlicker queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Racy Irate Psychic Crackhouse

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: indigo hateful box office philosopher-king

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Odious greedy voyeur native

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: vigorous impressive lettuce home

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: vigorous impressive lettuce home

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Seedy cerebral boltzmann

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: vigorous impressive lettuce home

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Seedy cerebral boltzmann

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: vigorous impressive lettuce home

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Trip Striped Hyena Karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: indigo hateful box office philosopher-king

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: dashing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: razzle background story

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: razzle background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Wonderful Chrome Turdskin

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: vigorous impressive lettuce home

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: vigorous impressive lettuce home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: aqua trust fund cumskin

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Bateful orchestra pit associate

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Trip Striped Hyena Karate

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: 180 cream stage electric furnace

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: aqua trust fund cumskin

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Violent Water Buffalo

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Racy Irate Psychic Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860163)