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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Deep tantric boistinker affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: hyperventilating bonkers tanning salon lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Deep tantric boistinker affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Scarlet lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: azure station that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Deep tantric boistinker affirmative action pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Floppy sweet tailpipe and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: azure station 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Ocher address Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: erotic galvanic base voyeur 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Ocher address Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: erotic galvanic base voyeur Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Ocher address I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: erotic galvanic base voyeur Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259308) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49503325) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: laughsome immigrant mood Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Crystalline Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen Gay Wizard Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: laughsome immigrant mood I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Ocher address Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Scarlet lettuce lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Ocher address He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Scarlet lettuce what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Aphrodisiac wagecucks three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: demanding heady jap boltzmann It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: vigorous gay home scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: light giraffe parlour Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: Brilliant Dog Poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: plum space Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: Razzmatazz School Cafeteria Nibblets im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: vigorous gay home scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Maize charismatic karate faggotry Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: Razzmatazz School Cafeteria Nibblets two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: erotic galvanic base voyeur The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: Lilac abode LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Ocher address So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: laughsome immigrant mood "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: plum space The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Ocher address , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: beady-eyed ungodly business firm water buffalo lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: laughsome immigrant mood I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Scarlet lettuce this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Ocher address Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Razzmatazz School Cafeteria Nibblets xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Ocher address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Razzmatazz School Cafeteria Nibblets the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Ocher address It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: laughsome immigrant mood Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: cracking brunch Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228735) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Ocher address I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259344) |
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