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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Well-lubricated Shaky Jap
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
heady legal warrant
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
green area
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
nofapping chad becky
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
soggy tanning salon fat ankles
  08/30/25
...
flirting abode
  09/05/25
, he lisped
dull senate azn
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
salmon talented temple
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Well-lubricated Shaky Jap
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
salmon talented temple
  08/31/25
...
curious headpube
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
green area
  08/31/25
delusional take
curious headpube
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
green area
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Learning disabled self-absorbed institution
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
green area
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
green area
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Well-lubricated Shaky Jap
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
green area
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Well-lubricated Shaky Jap
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
green area
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
green area
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
green area
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
...
green area
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Emerald Laughsome Property Electric Furnace
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
...
green area
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
green area
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Well-lubricated Shaky Jap
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Jet-lagged tripping doctorate location
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
green area
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Jet-lagged tripping doctorate location
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
green area
  09/05/25
Kenny
useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Well-lubricated Shaky Jap
  09/06/25
...
Tan Unholy Hall
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
green area
  09/06/25
...
Tan Unholy Hall
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Well-lubricated Shaky Jap
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
green area
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Cordovan theatre
  09/07/25
Explain
Well-lubricated Shaky Jap
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Motley Coiffed New Version
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Well-lubricated Shaky Jap
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
green area
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Well-lubricated Shaky Jap
  09/07/25
...
Learning disabled self-absorbed institution
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
green area
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
green area
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
green area
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
green area
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
green area
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
green area
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
green area
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
cooked unc
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shaky Jap

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: heady legal warrant

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: green area

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: nofapping chad becky

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: soggy tanning salon fat ankles

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flirting abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: dull senate azn

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: salmon talented temple

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Shaky Jap

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: salmon talented temple

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: curious headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: green area

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: curious headpube

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: green area

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled self-absorbed institution

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: green area

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: green area

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shaky Jap

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: green area

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shaky Jap

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: green area

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: green area

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: green area

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: green area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Emerald Laughsome Property Electric Furnace

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: green area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: green area

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shaky Jap

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged tripping doctorate location

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: green area

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged tripping doctorate location

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: green area

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: useless boyish people who are hurt haunted graveyard

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shaky Jap

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Tan Unholy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: green area

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Tan Unholy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shaky Jap

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: green area

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Cordovan theatre

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Shaky Jap

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Motley Coiffed New Version

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Shaky Jap

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: green area

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shaky Jap

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Learning disabled self-absorbed institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: green area

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: green area

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: green area

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: green area

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: green area

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: green area

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: green area

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cooked unc

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49599047)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49616728)