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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
primrose concupiscible field
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
primrose concupiscible field
  10/13/25
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Dashing At-the-ready Point
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Green Razzmatazz Senate Personal Credit Line
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
Racy bat shit crazy codepig ticket booth
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
Appetizing Medicated Preventive Strike
  10/11/25
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Floppy Shimmering Orchestra Pit
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
spruce location juggernaut
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
big up-to-no-good becky
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
spruce location juggernaut
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
arrogant brunch
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
beady-eyed black corner gaming laptop
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Appetizing Medicated Preventive Strike
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
mauve theatre sandwich
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
Motley twisted range
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Shaky plaza
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
shivering maniacal lettuce library
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
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Appetizing Medicated Preventive Strike
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Shaky plaza
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Multi-colored Patrolman
  10/14/25
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Appetizing Medicated Preventive Strike
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
gold adventurous messiness
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Multi-colored Patrolman
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
mind-boggling stage water buffalo
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
dead volcanic crater national
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Dashing At-the-ready Point
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
brilliant seedy menage
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Multi-colored Patrolman
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
dead volcanic crater national
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
brilliant seedy menage
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
dead volcanic crater national
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Multi-colored Patrolman
  10/12/25
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brilliant seedy menage
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Multi-colored Patrolman
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Lake weed whacker
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Amber gaped indirect expression temple
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
magenta circlehead therapy
  10/13/25
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brilliant seedy menage
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
Scarlet Zippy Cruise Ship
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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: primrose concupiscible field

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: primrose concupiscible field

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Dashing At-the-ready Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Green Razzmatazz Senate Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Racy bat shit crazy codepig ticket booth

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Preventive Strike

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Floppy Shimmering Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: spruce location juggernaut

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: big up-to-no-good becky

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: spruce location juggernaut

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: arrogant brunch

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed black corner gaming laptop

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Preventive Strike

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: mauve theatre sandwich

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Motley twisted range

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: shivering maniacal lettuce library

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored Patrolman

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: gold adventurous messiness

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored Patrolman

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage water buffalo

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: dead volcanic crater national

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Dashing At-the-ready Point

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Patrolman

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: dead volcanic crater national

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: dead volcanic crater national

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored Patrolman

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: brilliant seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored Patrolman

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Lake weed whacker

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Amber gaped indirect expression temple

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: magenta circlehead therapy

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: brilliant seedy menage



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Zippy Cruise Ship

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

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