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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
Curious hall
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
Curious hall
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
histrionic becky
  09/20/14
ok
Curious hall
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
histrionic becky
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
Curious hall
  09/20/14
Good
histrionic becky
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
Curious hall
  09/20/14
Full stops?
histrionic becky
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
Curious hall
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
histrionic becky
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
Curious hall
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
blue rebellious fat ankles
  09/20/14
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histrionic becky
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
big ruddy wagecucks doctorate
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
Curious hall
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
Beady-eyed giraffe abode
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
Copper Hairraiser Range
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
Lascivious crusty really tough guy party of the first part
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
Domesticated embarrassed to the bone box office ladyboy
  09/20/14
...
Infuriating bawdyhouse
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
Domesticated embarrassed to the bone box office ladyboy
  09/20/14
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Duck-like Idiotic Library
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
Well-lubricated locale coffee pot
  09/20/14
...
Curious hall
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
red adventurous site
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
Well-lubricated locale coffee pot
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
impressive black woman
  10/23/14
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pink bat shit crazy background story space
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
Thirsty Rehab
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
chestnut rough-skinned business firm
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
stubborn heaven feces
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
stubborn heaven feces
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
stubborn heaven feces
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
stubborn heaven feces
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
stubborn heaven feces
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
Well-lubricated locale coffee pot
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
charismatic transparent half-breed senate
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
navy stimulating center
  09/20/14
...
cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
stubborn heaven feces
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
Gold church prole
  10/23/14
lol earl
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Curious hall

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Curious hall

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: histrionic becky

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Curious hall

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: histrionic becky

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Curious hall

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: histrionic becky

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Curious hall

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: histrionic becky

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Curious hall

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: histrionic becky

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Curious hall

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: blue rebellious fat ankles

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: histrionic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: big ruddy wagecucks doctorate

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Curious hall

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed giraffe abode

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Copper Hairraiser Range

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Lascivious crusty really tough guy party of the first part

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Domesticated embarrassed to the bone box office ladyboy

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Infuriating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Domesticated embarrassed to the bone box office ladyboy

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Duck-like Idiotic Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated locale coffee pot

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Curious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: red adventurous site

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Well-lubricated locale coffee pot

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: impressive black woman

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: pink bat shit crazy background story space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Thirsty Rehab

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: chestnut rough-skinned business firm

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: stubborn heaven feces

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: stubborn heaven feces

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: stubborn heaven feces

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: stubborn heaven feces

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: stubborn heaven feces

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated locale coffee pot

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: charismatic transparent half-breed senate

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: navy stimulating center

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: cordovan fiercely-loyal cuck lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: stubborn heaven feces

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: Gold church prole

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: pink bat shit crazy background story space

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Lavender blathering rigpig location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#48608320)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Lavender blathering rigpig location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#48608554)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Lavender blathering rigpig location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#48608579)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Lavender blathering rigpig location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#48608604)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Lavender blathering rigpig location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#48770732)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Lavender blathering rigpig location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#48770823)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Lavender blathering rigpig location

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#48801318)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Lavender blathering rigpig location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#48838439)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Dun 180 field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#48838544)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#49255494)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Vannesa#49255918)